The Right Person Will Stay - Pre-Release Thread (OUT: May 21st, 2025)

[ivory almond 17,255]

what if the right person who stayed was actualy lana herself? has anyone truly been round enough to have "stayed" so far? i mean last album cycle, she was dating her producer mike hermosa and then in between that we know she probably date jack and evan, and then she got married to jeremy... so what if the title isn't a reference to jeremy and she is actually calling herself "the right person who stayed," she has learned to love herself which is reflected in her past few albums that have shown lana at her happiest, rather than in btd, ultraviolence, and honeymoon eras, so the song is not about finding the right person/lover to stay, but rather the right person will stay and that person is yourself and you need to stay true to yourself? just a thought

[somber 975]

I'm not usually negative on here but 248 pages on this thread for basically nothing...  it's tiring at this point, all we're doing rn is wishful thinking. I mean lana come on 

[reyybtddd12 405]

1 hour ago, ivory almond said:

what if the right person who stayed was actualy lana herself? has anyone truly been round enough to have "stayed" so far? i mean last album cycle, she was dating her producer mike hermosa and then in between that we know she probably date jack and evan, and then she got married to jeremy... so what if the title isn't a reference to jeremy and she is actually calling herself "the right person who stayed," she has learned to love herself which is reflected in her past few albums that have shown lana at her happiest, rather than in btd, ultraviolence, and honeymoon eras, so the song is not about finding the right person/lover to stay, but rather the right person will stay and that person is yourself and you need to stay true to yourself? just a thought

this wouldve been beautiful. And I'm sure if thats the case shes this album gonna be having some heaven sent lyrics 

1 hour ago, somber said:

I'm not usually negative on here but 248 pages on this thread for basically nothing...  it's tiring at this point, all we're doing rn is wishful thinking. I mean lana come on 

tbh im sick waiting so im just pretending it wont come just to come faster 😍😍😍

[reyybtddd12 405]

istg the day I stop caring about this album she will stantly drop it 😭 

[Honeymoonwitch 2,108]

If she doesn’t announce anything this upcoming week or even this month we truly lost. Like this album is never coming 

[Brooklyn Fetus 4,168]

[GeminiLanaFan 49,838]

4 hours ago, Honeymoonwitch said:

If she doesn’t announce anything this upcoming week or even this month we truly lost. Like this album is never coming 

When LanaBoards is having scrap phobia, this is usually a sign that the album is getting closer 

[Embach 49,081]

41 minutes ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

When LanaBoards is having scrap phobia, this is usually a sign that the album is getting closer 

To be honest at least one post in every those 248 pages have been about scrap phobia 😭

[sparklejumpropeweed 439]

The right album is not scrapped!!!

[bluechemtrails 28,139]

7 hours ago, somber said:

I'm not usually negative on here but 248 pages on this thread for basically nothing...  it's tiring at this point, all we're doing rn is wishful thinking. I mean lana come on 

well, the Lasso thread had 709 pages 

[blueskiesforever 396]

IF the single was going to be released next week would she have announced it by now? Or it could be a surprise release. I know she doesn’t necessarily follow a pattern for singles. 
 

 

[Sunbather Moonchaser 2,818]

41 minutes ago, blueskiesforever said:

IF the single was going to be released next week would she have announced it by now? Or it could be a surprise release. I know she doesn’t necessarily follow a pattern for singles. 
 

 

I would be more surprised if she announced the single instead of doing a surprise release

[liveordieboy 275]

She doesn't exist anymore... 

[barttttender 5,647]

1 hour ago, blueskiesforever said:

IF the single was going to be released next week would she have announced it by now? Or it could be a surprise release. I know she doesn’t necessarily follow a pattern for singles. 
 

 

 

Given that we're in the most excruciatingly annoying era yet (and I use the term "era" loosely), you can bet on the single announcement 1-2 months before the single.

 

Sth like - announcement March 29th, single drop: May 15th.

[Get Drunk 18,101]

32 minutes ago, liveordieboy said:

She doesn't exist anymore... 

[Vertimus 9,913]

12 hours ago, ivory almond said:

what if the right person who stayed was actualy lana herself? has anyone truly been round enough to have "stayed" so far? i mean last album cycle, she was dating her producer mike hermosa and then in between that we know she probably date jack and evan, and then she got married to jeremy... so what if the title isn't a reference to jeremy and she is actually calling herself "the right person who stayed," she has learned to love herself which is reflected in her past few albums that have shown lana at her happiest, rather than in btd, ultraviolence, and honeymoon eras, so the song is not about finding the right person/lover to stay, but rather the right person will stay and that person is yourself and you need to stay true to yourself? just a thought

 

That could be, but I think it's just a general expression of a general idea. She's had a lot of lovers, boyfriends, and crushes, the details about which we know very little--very little. Who broke up with who, or who called it off or why, we don't know. 

 

To me, 'staying' isn't necessarily a good thing in and of itself--it reminds me somewhat of people who marry at 18 to 21 and both parties say, 'I will never look at, touch, or lust after another man/woman/person for the next 60 years!," which, to my mind, just sets an impossible standard that ends up crushing the relationship if they hold themselves and one another to it. 

 

To me, "treat me well, and I'll treat you well, and if we remain in love and attracted to one another, we'll stay together, but if things turn sour or you lose interest, let me know,' is a more realistic option. 

 

10 hours ago, Honeymoonwitch said:

If she doesn’t announce anything this upcoming week or even this month we truly lost. Like this album is never coming 

 

Keep in mind the hideous rollout of NFR! and Lana saying, several times publicly after the release of MAC and VB, "I don't know when it's coming out." That went on for over a year. 

[The Stargirl Pinky 73,552]

12 hours ago, somber said:

I'm not usually negative on here but 248 pages on this thread for basically nothing...  it's tiring at this point, all we're doing rn is wishful thinking. I mean lana come on 

Not my iOS updating overnight and removing my likes again replying in protest with my support for somber

 

”Like” era is back on

[ivory almond 17,255]

i think we're about to hit rock bottom actually

[The Stargirl Pinky 73,552]

1 minute ago, ivory almond said:

i think we're about to hit rock bottom actually

The way I thought we were past that already

[BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou 10,645]

Maybe she will post something in honor of the one year anniversary of watching the Super Bowl on her iPhone in a parking garage with muffled audio