The Right Person Will Stay - Pre-Release Thread (OUT: May 21st, 2025)

[robster 125]

she literally dgaf about us, shes fake tbh 

[Demonmic03 12,551]

43 minutes ago, AWsayyestoheaven said:

Did they lie?

[Cult Leader 6,339]

1 hour ago, BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou said:

I’m listening to the Babe? podcast (linking below) hosted by Lara Marie Schoenhals, and today’s guest is an LA astrologer, Kevin Garland. At the end, he casually drops that he’s met Lana a few times and that she allegedly works with a psychic weekly. He also says she consults psychics and astrologers to pick her album release dates lmao.  Anyway, Alex mentions that the release date for TRPWS lines up with Saturn moving into Aries, which Kevin calls a “bold time.” This is all essentially fun gibberish to me but it's so dry that I'm counting it as something. 

 

Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-unique-podcast/id1199768588 He mentions Lana a few times but the release date part begins around 1:17:40

perfectly timed, right as I read Carl Sagan ranting about pseudoscience and astrology LOL. Can the astology person that picked the date pls tell us though? I'm tired

[honeymoon is alive 24,269]

1 hour ago, BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou said:

I’m listening to the Babe? podcast (linking below) hosted by Lara Marie Schoenhals, and today’s guest is an LA astrologer, Kevin Garland. At the end, he casually drops that he’s met Lana a few times and that she allegedly works with a psychic weekly. He also says she consults psychics and astrologers to pick her album release dates lmao.  Anyway, Alex mentions that the release date for TRPWS lines up with Saturn moving into Aries, which Kevin calls a “bold time.” This is all essentially fun gibberish to me but it's so dry that I'm counting it as something. 

 

Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-unique-podcast/id1199768588 He mentions Lana a few times but the release date part begins around 1:17:40

GET UP TESSA DIPIETRO WE GOT SOME VISITORS 

[Honeymoonwitch 2,193]

2 hours ago, BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou said:

I’m listening to the Babe? podcast (linking below) hosted by Lara Marie Schoenhals, and today’s guest is an LA astrologer, Kevin Garland. At the end, he casually drops that he’s met Lana a few times and that she allegedly works with a psychic weekly. He also says she consults psychics and astrologers to pick her album release dates lmao.  Anyway, Alex mentions that the release date for TRPWS lines up with Saturn moving into Aries, which Kevin calls a “bold time.” This is all essentially fun gibberish to me but it's so dry that I'm counting it as something. 

 

Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-unique-podcast/id1199768588 He mentions Lana a few times but the release date part begins around 1:17:40

And around what date is that ? 

[Crys10 3,158]

36 minutes ago, Honeymoonwitch said:

And around what date is that ? 

 

so May 24, 2025 or Feb 14, 2026 (if she wants the direct transit date) 

[somber 1,072]

What is going on? I come back to a million threads  IS THERE FINALLY NEWS

[BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou 10,902]

11 minutes ago, somber said:

What is going on? I come back to a million threads  IS THERE FINALLY NEWS

Absolutely not 

[barttttender 5,749]

4 hours ago, BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou said:

I’m listening to the Babe? podcast (linking below) hosted by Lara Marie Schoenhals, and today’s guest is an LA astrologer, Kevin Garland. At the end, he casually drops that he’s met Lana a few times and that she allegedly works with a psychic weekly. He also says she consults psychics and astrologers to pick her album release dates lmao.  Anyway, Alex mentions that the release date for TRPWS lines up with Saturn moving into Aries, which Kevin calls a “bold time.” This is all essentially fun gibberish to me but it's so dry that I'm counting it as something. 

 

Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-unique-podcast/id1199768588 He mentions Lana a few times but the release date part begins around 1:17:40

 

asking an astrologer for the right date to drop is so lana.... She's a bit insecure/nervous that way.

 

but then if i has tens of millions of fans, i'd probably be doing the same thing lmao

 

has anyone calculated if this is now the longest weight between the last lana album and the first single off another. Certainly feels like it

[Morningcrow 3,917]

1 hour ago, somber said:

What is going on? I come back to a million threads  IS THERE FINALLY NEWS

 

1 hour ago, BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou said:

Absolutely not 

 

 

At this point, it feels like i frequent this thread just for these exchanges. They're the most real moments we got and they make me smile. 

[American Whore 52,202]

5 hours ago, BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou said:

I’m listening to the Babe? podcast (linking below) hosted by Lara Marie Schoenhals, and today’s guest is an LA astrologer, Kevin Garland. At the end, he casually drops that he’s met Lana a few times and that she allegedly works with a psychic weekly. He also says she consults psychics and astrologers to pick her album release dates lmao.  Anyway, Alex mentions that the release date for TRPWS lines up with Saturn moving into Aries, which Kevin calls a “bold time.” This is all essentially fun gibberish to me but it's so dry that I'm counting it as something. 

 

Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-unique-podcast/id1199768588 He mentions Lana a few times but the release date part begins around 1:17:40

 

i know they're lying because rock candy sweet

[Morningcrow 3,917]

Have i mentioned how strongly i believed in Feb. 14th? 

[ChaoticLipster 24,917]

The laugh I will let out if she changes the title for a 3rd time

[X8deletedUserX 4,933]

Lana Del Rey reading The Right Person Will Stay Pre-Release Thread

[That Venice Bitch 29,891]

Tessa DiPietro came to me as an abstraction to tell you all that track 7 will be a 13-minute swamp rock, bayou beat, gator groove, Creole Cajun, Zydeco masterpiece and the bridge features a spoken word verse on how to fix Airboat fan blades by Jeremy

[Make me your Dream Life 90,237]

I can't even pretend to be interested in all the surmising. I mean if someone can just ask tessa when the album's gonna be released, then. but if not, well it's been like this for hundreds of pages now so

[barttttender 5,749]

Lana, you've got Fenway, Henry, Tough, Prettiest Girl, Country Roads...

 

Recycle a few old songs (Fine China, Roses Bloom for You), and call it a day...

 

It's been 2 years...

 

[barttttender 5,749]

Has this been posted?

 

https://youtu.be/bC9f57iKvvo?si=d-oZOI_saI4Ekmz4

 

It's bizarre how close A.I.'s getting to reality.

 

I can't say I like the song, but it's also not that far off from Lana's Blue Banisters levels.

[That Venice Bitch 29,891]

3 minutes ago, barttttender said:

Has this been posted?

 

https://youtu.be/bC9f57iKvvo?si=d-oZOI_saI4Ekmz4

 

It's bizarre how close A.I.'s getting to reality.

922 trees died to make this

[GeminiLanaFan 49,996]

8 hours ago, BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou said:

I’m listening to the Babe? podcast (linking below) hosted by Lara Marie Schoenhals, and today’s guest is an LA astrologer, Kevin Garland. At the end, he casually drops that he’s met Lana a few times and that she allegedly works with a psychic weekly. He also says she consults psychics and astrologers to pick her album release dates lmao.  Anyway, Alex mentions that the release date for TRPWS lines up with Saturn moving into Aries, which Kevin calls a “bold time.” This is all essentially fun gibberish to me but it's so dry that I'm counting it as something. 

 

Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-unique-podcast/id1199768588 He mentions Lana a few times but the release date part begins around 1:17:40

It might be the most revealing thing we learned in recent years, explaining all the BS dates she gave