The Right Person Will Stay - Pre-Release Thread (OUT: May 21st, 2025)

[RIP ivory almond 17,618]

On 3/5/2025 at 4:24 PM, Embach said:

I want at least one of the songs on The Right Person Will Stay to have some unearthly sounds. Something like the first 18 seconds of Art Deco, those bubbly space synths which reminds me of Skype ringtone. Art Deco is one of her most unique songs in terms of production, when I heard this song for the first time I was flabbergasted. I need one of these moments for TRPWS.

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Edited Thursday at 10:53 PM by RIP ivory almond

[daphnedinkley 14,163]

1 minute ago, RIP ivory almond said:

the unearthly sounds being distorted samples of jeremy's grunts in bed:

Hi RIP ivory almond,

Hope you're keeping well and enjoying the run up to Spring! Here in the UK it feels like we've been due some sun for quite some time now, and we're finally getting it - I hope the weather is similarly pleasant for you down there in the grave!

 

I'm writing to you today to ask if it would be possible for you to remove the attached post. I would like to make it clear that nobody has pointed this post out to me - I came across it independently. With that in mind, there is no need to point fingers.

 

My reason for asking is that I am sure many of us find the content of the attached post disturbing. I, myself, am currently battling some pretty severe bouts of nausea and have recently developed quite a sensitive stomach; when I came across the attached post, I was instantly overcome with a feeling of sickness. I am keenly aware that many of our LanaBoards colleagues have their own struggles, particularly with mental health; my concern is that your suggestion - one which would not be unusual to Mrs Lana Del Dufrene, and one which she would likely be endeared to should she ever come across it, potentially making it a reality - may worsen symptoms of depression and anxiety in our colleagues, due entirely to its disturbing nature.

 

I am sure you created your post as a joke. But let me be clear: this is no laughing matter. Throughout her career, Lana has included sounds of her vape crackling, her voice mails, conversations with her friends and other extraneous soundbites in her music - I would not put it past her to also include something as intimate and, frankly, unsettling as you suggested. Heed my words: do not encourage her any more than she needs to be.

 

Thank you for your time and attention today. Please feel free to get in touch if you have any questions or concerns you would like to share.

 

Warm regards,

daphnedinkley (Head of Wellbeing and Co-Chair of Protection of the Sanctity of Art Deco)

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[ShadesOfViolence 6,816]

4 hours ago, daphnedinkley said:

Hi RIP ivory almond,

Hope you're keeping well and enjoying the run up to Spring! Here in the UK it feels like we've been due some sun for quite some time now, and we're finally getting it - I hope the weather is similarly pleasant for you down there in the grave!

 

I'm writing to you today to ask if it would be possible for you to remove the attached post. I would like to make it clear that nobody has pointed this post out to me - I came across it independently. With that in mind, there is no need to point fingers.

 

My reason for asking is that I am sure many of us find the content of the attached post disturbing. I, myself, am currently battling some pretty severe bouts of nausea and have recently developed quite a sensitive stomach; when I came across the attached post, I was instantly overcome with a feeling of sickness. I am keenly aware that many of our LanaBoards colleagues have their own struggles, particularly with mental health; my concern is that your suggestion - one which would not be unusual to Mrs Lana Del Dufrene, and one which she would likely be endeared to should she ever come across it, potentially making it a reality - may worsen symptoms of depression and anxiety in our colleagues, due entirely to its disturbing nature.

 

I am sure you created your post as a joke. But let me be clear: this is no laughing matter. Throughout her career, Lana has included sounds of her vape crackling, her voice mails, conversations with her friends and other extraneous soundbites in her music - I would not put it past her to also include something as intimate and, frankly, unsettling as you suggested. Heed my words: do not encourage her any more than she needs to be.

 

Thank you for your time and attention today. Please feel free to get in touch if you have any questions or concerns you would like to share.

 

Warm regards,

daphnedinkley (Head of Wellbeing and Co-Chair of Protection of the Sanctity of Art Deco)

i couldn't decide if this is a satire or a serious post

[Embach 50,635]

2 minutes ago, ShadesOfViolence said:

i couldn't decide if this is a satire or a serious post

The real question is if May 21st is a satire or a serious date

[daphnedinkley 14,163]

7 minutes ago, ShadesOfViolence said:

i couldn't decide if this is a satire or a serious post

i may not be a moderator but i am actually the official lanaboards HR manager its true 

[vicdelrey 1,129]

[sparklejumpropeweed 632]

Crying

[X8vinylScratchX 5,113]

What samples would be on this album? Hopefully no religious services

[missfuckingdaytona 69]

1 hour ago, X8vinylScratchX said:

What samples would be on this album? Hopefully no religious services

Someone said house of the rising sun (cuz its abt NOLA i guess) I feel like that would b fire

[reyybtddd12 708]

11 hours ago, daphnedinkley said:

Hi RIP ivory almond,

Hope you're keeping well and enjoying the run up to Spring! Here in the UK it feels like we've been due some sun for quite some time now, and we're finally getting it - I hope the weather is similarly pleasant for you down there in the grave!

 

I'm writing to you today to ask if it would be possible for you to remove the attached post. I would like to make it clear that nobody has pointed this post out to me - I came across it independently. With that in mind, there is no need to point fingers.

 

My reason for asking is that I am sure many of us find the content of the attached post disturbing. I, myself, am currently battling some pretty severe bouts of nausea and have recently developed quite a sensitive stomach; when I came across the attached post, I was instantly overcome with a feeling of sickness. I am keenly aware that many of our LanaBoards colleagues have their own struggles, particularly with mental health; my concern is that your suggestion - one which would not be unusual to Mrs Lana Del Dufrene, and one which she would likely be endeared to should she ever come across it, potentially making it a reality - may worsen symptoms of depression and anxiety in our colleagues, due entirely to its disturbing nature.

 

I am sure you created your post as a joke. But let me be clear: this is no laughing matter. Throughout her career, Lana has included sounds of her vape crackling, her voice mails, conversations with her friends and other extraneous soundbites in her music - I would not put it past her to also include something as intimate and, frankly, unsettling as you suggested. Heed my words: do not encourage her any more than she needs to be.

 

Thank you for your time and attention today. Please feel free to get in touch if you have any questions or concerns you would like to share.

 

Warm regards,

daphnedinkley (Head of Wellbeing and Co-Chair of Protection of the Sanctity of Art Deco)

its so hard to say if this is satire or not

[brandon 13,772]

girl i am so bored omgggg do something 

[theviolence 5,875]

She’s scrapping this to make 12 songs on a UKG beat 

[RIP ivory almond 17,618]

rumor has it that one of the songs starts as minimal acoustic guitar and develops into a country trap beat by the end

[Liz Taylor Blues 19,074]

2 hours ago, missfuckingdaytona said:

Someone said house of the rising sun (cuz its abt NOLA i guess) I feel like that would b fire

Only if its bob dylans version ( aka the original lyrics about the sad dying prostitute not the crybaby gambler shit the Animals pissed all over that old folk song)

[sparklejumpropeweed 632]

6 hours ago, brandon said:

girl i am so bored omgggg do something 

I am a strong march 21ST believer

[SCREAMY 6]

I'm so sat for this ayyyyyyy

[sparklejumpropeweed 632]

Why are my posts sending twice

Edited Friday at 06:48 AM by sparklejumpropeweed

[BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou 11,073]

Why would she want to release music she made 5+ years ago (lasso) when she’s had such a personal shift in the last year (mizz dufrene). Some of those songs could be about Sean and other situations she has long moved past and doesn’t want to revisit. I bet she’s still working, still writing and living her new swamp life. But no way she’s releasing an album this summer. Fall maybe. 

[Bubble Dreams and Cola 117]

3 hours ago, BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou said:

I bet she’s still working, still writing and living her new swamp life. 

So Shrek-coded lol 

I want to hear to hear some lovely Shrek-coded songs with Lana's poetry.