The Right Person Will Stay - Pre-Release Thread (OUT: May 21st, 2025)

[ultrablvd 48,915]

5:01 and no pre-order... 

[honeymoon is alive 24,312]

1 minute ago, ultrabanisters said:

5:01 and no pre-order... 

LMAOOOOOO THE GIF 

[jellyfish 717]

This pre-release isn't giving.

We are only on page 144.

We must post more schizo theories.

[Let the Light In 19,483]

Excuse me ma’am, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take post down. That is my sister who was killed by false album announcement countdowns. And it this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know her but I need you to take this down please.

[ultrablvd 48,915]

Just now, Let the Light In said:

Excuse me ma’am, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take post down. That is my sister who was killed by false album announcement countdowns. And it this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know her but I need you to take this down please.

baby this is patty grant

[honeymoon is alive 24,312]

1 minute ago, jellyfish said:

This pre-release isn't giving.

We are only on page 144.

We must post more schizo theories.

well, counting with the 700 pages talking about lasso i think we got a lot of schizo theories already 

[Evergreen 9,026]

1 minute ago, jellyfish said:

This pre-release isn't giving.

We are only on page 144.

We must post more schizo theories.

So our countdown was on page 143? Clearly the universe isn't working in our favor today, so we'll continue tomorrow, and the day after that.

[RIP ivory almond 17,576]

@Pantene123 @Brightsun @111 if one of u bitches dont give us a crumb rn..

[ultrablvd 48,915]

1 minute ago, ivory almond said:

@Pantene123 @Brightsun @111 if one of u bitches dont give us a crumb rn..

1.5 of these things is not like the other...

[drugsdesire 10,453]

THE CLUES ARE EVERYWHERE

 

LISTEN. OPEN your eyes and see. Lana isn’t just an artist—she’s a prophet, a guide, a MASTER of numerology and synchronicity. If you think she’s doing anything randomly, you’re still asleep. Let me break this down for you: the preorder for her next album is going live at EXACTLY 3:21 AM TODAY. It is NO COINCIDENCE that she is dropping it on May 21st. And it’s all because of her husband’s birthday—March 21 (3/21).

First of all, Lana has been OBSESSED with numbers lately. Did you even LOOK at the Did You Know That There’s a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd tracklist? The sequencing, the timing, the little moments where the songs echo her life events? That album was LAYERED with numbers. And now that she’s married, she’s embedding HIS birth date into her art.

Let’s talk about March 21. 3/21. These numbers are cosmic, angelic. The 3 stands for the trinity, the holy creative forces (Lana, her art, and us—the fans). The 21 is the culmination, the end of a cycle, the moment things come together. ALSO it’s her BIRTH DAY. Lana KNOWS this. That’s why she married him. This isn’t just love—this is a cosmic alignment.

But wait—here’s where it gets crazy.

In the Ride music video (2012—HELLO, another 3 and 21 if you think about it!!!), there’s a clock in the background during the gas station scene, and if you slow it down, IT LANDS ON 3:21 FOR ONE FRAME. You thought that was random? No. She’s been planning this for over a DECADE.

Jeremy Dufrene’s initials are J.D., which in Pythagorean numerology translate to 1 and 4. Add those to the 3 and 21, and what do you get? 3 + 21 + 1 + 4 = 29. The moon’s synodic cycle is 29.5 days. LANA IS THE MOON, AND SHE’S COMPLETING HER CYCLE.

Now, 3:21 AM. Why the time? Because it’s the most liminal, magical moment of the day. Between the hours of 3 and 4 AM, the veil between worlds is thinnest. Lana is aligning the preorder with her husband’s soul signature to birth this album into existence. She isn’t just releasing music; she’s channeling celestial energy.

[Thats why they call me Dita 10,828]

Omd I’ve had to work today wtf is happening cos this is the first time this thread has increased multiple pages in a looooong time 

[Make me your Dream Life 90,298]

She already released the album for the blind just cus no one can see it. The deaf version bless, to fight spotify’s artist policies, and for the schizo theory queens cus she’s a generous queen. 

[Americen Whore 11,050]

1 hour ago, NikoGo said:

Well

 

https://lanadelrey.lnk.to/therightpersonwillstay

 

is a 404 now, it’s OVER

She decided last minute to change the album name to has anyone else died for you 

[drugsdesire 10,453]

how it feels being schizo and getting no likes 

 

[littleredpartydress 49,936]

The way idgaf about this pre release

[RIP ivory almond 17,576]

There isn't one for Lana until she has another, which is why the new album's pre-order hasn't dropped, because it isn't ready yet until it has more, she isn't going to even drop a pre-order until the next one comes, which probably won't be for a long time considering the last one just came for her, even though it was a while for us

[Grenadine quarantine 2,628]

I’m gonna go with Sunday preorder now

[Terrence Loves Me 73,129]

20 minutes ago, Evergreen said:

When she changes her mind and the first single is not Henry, but a mid-tempo rock bop in the vein of Sky Ferreira with electric guitars, bass and drums.

Bass? On a lana del rey album post LFL?

[Liz Daw 777]

7 minutes ago, drugsdesire said:

how it feels being schizo and getting no likes 

 

tried to like it sis but it didnt let me 

[Make me your Dream Life 90,298]

7 minutes ago, drugsdesire said:

how it feels being schizo and getting no likes 

 

So what if I told u u got one u just can’t see it