Unpopular Lana Opinions

[SoftwareUpgrade 19,349]

Just now, Let the Light In said:

The title track NFR is extremely overrated. 

[Come With Me 3,330]

4 hours ago, SoftwareUpgrade said:

@Lindsay Lohan who you fightin’ 

[bluechemtrails 26,723]

I like that Lana is always trying something new, unexpected

[mermaidsparkle 293]

I'm getting tired of yee yee country girl Lana. I know she had this whole folk/country schtick during her Lizzy Grant days but it felt more ironic back then. It was different. Like the exaggerated southern drawl she used on Mermaid Motel or in Trash Magic. Singing about Christmas lights on trailers and stuff. It was camp. I miss that. 

[Dark Angel 202,173]

coachella - woodstock in my mind is so underrated and overhated omg...

[Daytona Beach Sparkler 5,173]

3 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

coachella - woodstock in my mind is so underrated and overhated omg...

[Embach 42,319]

I like Lana collabs honestly  (except Don't Call Me An Angel but her part was good and Alma which was weird)

[Blue Ribbon 3,559]

I genuinely can't tell if the people who say the rapping in Playground is good are being ironic or not 

[mermaidsparkle 293]

57 minutes ago, Blue Ribbon said:

I genuinely can't tell if the people who say the rapping in Playground is good are being ironic or not 

 

I think it's good in a "it's fun and catchier than you expect" way but not good if you're comparing it to the skills of actual/real rappers. 

[Veinsineon 76,785]

9 hours ago, mermaidsparkle said:

I'm getting tired of yee yee country girl Lana. I know she had this whole folk/country schtick during her Lizzy Grant days but it felt more ironic back then. It was different. Like the exaggerated southern drawl she used on Mermaid Motel or in Trash Magic. Singing about Christmas lights on trailers and stuff. It was camp. I miss that. 

Im laughing because she's literally the same y'all just want coquette trailer girl back not this authentic trailer girl she always been!! 

[mermaidsparkle 293]

7 minutes ago, Veinsineon said:

Im laughing because she's literally the same y'all just want coquette trailer girl back not this authentic trailer girl she always been!! 

 

Nope, nothing to do with "coquette". If you don't get the difference between the fun, camp "I work as a waitress at a diner and live in a trailer that I decorate with streamers and lights and plastic flamingos and Jesus is my bestest friend" version of Lana and the current "I ride horses and John Deere tractors and wear cowboy boots YEE HAW" version, that sounds like a you problem. 

[Veinsineon 76,785]

Just now, mermaidsparkle said:

 

Nope, nothing to do with "coquette". If you don't get the difference between the fun, camp "I work as a waitress at a diner and live in a trailer that I decorate with streamers and lights and plastic flamingos and Jesus is my bestest friend" version of Lana and the current "I ride horses and John Deere tractors and wear cowboy boots YEE HAW" version, that sounds like a you problem. 

these are literally the same type of person, just more mature 

[mermaidsparkle 293]

11 minutes ago, Veinsineon said:

these are literally the same type of person, just more mature 

 

They're really not the same. I literally grew up in a Trailer Park. You think there aren’t women in their 30s and 40s living there? That they all move out to the farm/ horse ranch and start dressing like cowgirls as soon as they get “mature" enough or something?

[bluechemtrails 26,723]

Ok, songs like Take Me Home are nice, but what's the challenge? Everything seems more routine lately. She has to push her limits again and show us what she is really capable of.

[mermaidsparkle 293]

15 minutes ago, bluechemtrails said:

Ok, songs like Take Me Home are nice, but what's the challenge? Everything seems more routine lately. She has to push her limits again and show us what she is really capable of.

 

I agree. I don't see her pushing her limits anytime soon though, she's comfortable and I think she wants to stay there. 

 

You're right it's going to lead to her music sounding more routine though. The comfort zone is the great enemy to creativity.

[lanaismamom 11,544]

i absolutely could’ve lived without dealer thunder california demo and valley of the dolls - flop sessions

[Embach 42,319]

Music To Watch Boys To is one of her best songs. The opening...oooh, chills!

[Kandidate 247]

If you apply the same ideology of the lyrics to "Arcadia" to "The tunnel under ocean boulevard" what does it mean?

[blackenedrussianpoetry 2,439]

Ocean Blvd gotta be the most cinematic Lanz’s has been since Honeymoon… as a whole record

 

also sister eunice from ahs kind of reminds me of lana… dualities these women possess 

[mssainttropez 14,759]

This is the best performance of Million Dollar Man live