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[The Siren 30,543]

11 minutes ago, Brooklyn Fetus said:

lana is soundchecking as we speak, shes closing the live with noir

would slap if she opened with Gods & Monsters

[shadesofblue 20,479]

Just now, Daytona Beach Sparkler said:

Megachurches are honestly such a joke 

They aren’t even real churches like if you’re going to be religious, go to a real church instead of some random guy yapping about ozempic 

[Demonmic03 13,842]

1 minute ago, The Siren said:

would slap if she opened with I take to Jesus 

YAS

[Chemtrail 3,148]

11 minutes ago, taco truck said:

Ugh I literally hate this stuff. I’ve always assumed Lana was smart enough to not fall into this bullshit. She’s so into the weird celebrity LA stuff and I don’t get it  Megachurches are disgusting.

She believed that Tessa DiPietro took her laryngitis through her energy or what ever recently lmao why is this surprising?

[prettywhenimhigh 49,532]

oh that's NOT 

[Mer 64,676]

1 minute ago, Chemtrail said:

She believed that Tessa DiPietro took her laryngitis through her energy or what ever recently lmao why is this surprising?

 

isn't religion actually against that sort of thing?

[taco truck 34,151]

3 minutes ago, Chemtrail said:

She believed that Tessa DiPietro took her laryngitis through her energy or what ever recently lmao why is this surprising?

Who said it’s surprising lol she’s been going to church home since at least 2019, we all know it. I mostly just try to ignore it but it’s still super fucking weird lol😭 

[Daytona Beach Sparkler 6,189]

1 hour ago, Mer said:

 

isn't religion actually against that sort of thing?

Yes 

[Chemtrail 3,148]

Just now, Mer said:

 

isn't religion actually against that sort of thing?

idk much about religion tbh i'm an atheist and I think it's all just weird

[plastiscguy 63,561]

4 minutes ago, Chemtrail said:

She believed that Tessa DiPietro took her laryngitis through her energy or what ever recently lmao why is this surprising?

I wonder if Lana believes in curar el empacho

[Mer 64,676]

1 minute ago, plastiscguy said:

I wonder if Lana believes in curar el empacho

 

is that that mythical dog creature from mexico? 

 

edit: oops sorry i'm thinking of el chupacabra 

[TheApproachingStorm 959]

2 minutes ago, Mer said:

 

isn't religion actually against that sort of thing?

Yeah, afaik Christianism condemns seeking help of spiritual mediums outside of church. I think Lana doesn't care at this point lol

[prettywhenimhigh 49,532]

atp she's a christian witch who goes to churchome. she's quirky like that  

[longtimeman 9,219]

I really think Lana sometimes just forgets she has 16 million followers, and does this stuff not meaning anything by it at all.

[plastiscguy 63,561]

Just now, Mer said:

 

is that that mythical dog creature from mexico? 

The Chupacabra?

[Mer 64,676]

Just now, plastiscguy said:

The Chupacabra?

 

yep just remembered the right name oops

[Daytona Beach Sparkler 6,189]

Lana's her own type of Christian honestly 

[Demonmic03 13,842]

2 minutes ago, Mer said:

 

is that that mythical dog creature from mexico? 

 

La Llorona

[The Stargirl Pinky 74,252]

2 minutes ago, plastiscguy said:

The Chupacabra?

LMAOOOO I just know Lasso has features by el chupacabra and la llorona let’s gooooo

 

Just now, DemonMic2003 said:

La Llorona

SCREAMING LMAO our timing pls

[cherrytropico 11,163]

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