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[bluechemtrails 27,358]

39 minutes ago, Chemtrail said:

Idk why she likes going there though. Judah Smith yelling is annoying

she needs new material for lasso 

[Mer 62,601]

10 hours ago, Daytona Beach Sparkler said:

Lasso Interlude ft. Judah Smith and Tessa DiPietro 

and it’s just 4 minutes of them arguing over who’s magical and invisible powers are stronger. 

[bluechemtrails 27,358]

1 hour ago, Chemtrail said:

Pasta salad has more interesting things to say than anyone in a church

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

[Ethel Cain 9,048]

god i just cant with her sometimes.. putting him on the album was enough babe 

[Beautiful Loser 49,739]

So, um… Now that I’m awake and on my way to work, did anything actually happen or was she simply promoting a mega church to her millions of followers?

[Eugene 26,672]

3 hours ago, plastiscguy said:

Not Lana asking us to watch Judah Smith as if police didn't find human remains and evidence of cannibalism in his LA home that he sold in 2013 

Ethel Cain coded

[Pink Flamingo 17,169]

 

[Crys10 2,960]

2 hours ago, MakingOut said:

the way lana will start promoting this album on Sept. and give us little hints and info and we only gonna get to listen to it in 2025

Coachella gave her the perfect momentum to start Lasso promo. But of course she won’t do it. Instead we’re getting Judah Smith interlude sequel. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Rorman Nockwell 56,998]

3 hours ago, plastiscguy said:

Not Lana asking us to watch Judah Smith as if police didn't find human remains and evidence of cannibalism in his LA home that he sold in 2013 

I-

Suddenly he is more interesting

[bluechemtrails 27,358]

45 minutes ago, Crys10 said:

Coachella gave her the perfect momentum to start Lasso promo. But of course she won’t do it. Instead we’re getting Judah Smith interlude sequel. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Ocean Blvd is still doing well in the charts (climbed to #4 on the US charts after Coachella), so it's not that wrong to wait a bit with the promo.

[Chemtrail 3,139]

5 hours ago, bluechemtrails said:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

omg "Pastafarianism"

[LifeOnMars 7,933]

I feel like we always get new pictures when she goes to that church. Does paparazzi just stand outside waiting for celebs?

[never2heaven 6,815]

11 minutes ago, LifeOnMars said:

I feel like we always get new pictures when she goes to that church. Does paparazzi just stand outside waiting for celebs?

i’ve heard backgrid are the kind of paparazzi that are called by celebrities themselves for good press, but i don’t think it’s the celebs calling backgrid in this case i think it’s churchome itself for some good promo 

[audreysdance 3,511]

25 minutes ago, LifeOnMars said:

I feel like we always get new pictures when she goes to that church. Does paparazzi just stand outside waiting for celebs?

OMFG THE HAIR, THE PALMS EVERYTHING 

[Olympia 4,438]

12 hours ago, NikoGo said:

“Tune into churchchrome live now”

 

no thanks Lana ❤️

 

12 hours ago, Elle said:

 

12 hours ago, plastiscguy said:

Not Lana asking us to watch Judah Smith as if police didn't find human remains and evidence of cannibalism in his LA home that he sold in 2013 

 

(😬 Now that would make lyrics...) 

 

12 hours ago, taco truck said:

Ugh I literally hate this stuff. I’ve always assumed Lana was smart enough to not fall into this bullshit. She’s so into the weird celebrity LA stuff and I don’t get it  Megachurches are disgusting.

 

11 hours ago, DemonMic2003 said:

not me typing my kitty tastes like Pepsi cola in the chat and then after someone copied me

 

11 hours ago, longtimeman said:

I really think Lana sometimes just forgets she has 16 million followers, and does this stuff not meaning anything by it at all.

 

11 hours ago, cherrytropico said:

y’all in the comments 

 

11 hours ago, prettywhenimhigh said:

maybe it's a good thing she posted it, now churchome's livestream has a bunch of homosexuals screaming churchella and trisha paytas 

 

 

She only wanted her 16 Million followers troll that live chat room 😅 Maybe it's a sweet revenge that Judah Smith didn't want his Interlude to be included to the special edition vinyl? 😁

[JamesHomofield 933]

14 minutes ago, Olympia said:

She only wanted her 16 Million followers troll that live chat room 😅 Maybe it's a sweet revenge that Judah Smith didn't want his Interlude to be included to the special edition vinyl? 😁

I subscribe to this theory as well lol

[takemybreath 7,473]

 

[SalvaWHORE 34,229]

 

Okay is this real y'all? 

[Embach 45,361]

2 minutes ago, SalvaWHORE said:

 

Okay is this real y'all? 

OMFGOMFGOMFG!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

[venicebitch 14,553]

5 minutes ago, SalvaWHORE said:

 

Okay is this real y'all? 

no