Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Dumb Answer.

[Hundred Dollar Bill 21,809]

because she's catering to her fans with foot fetishes

 

why haven't marina and lana collabed yet?

 

because God is good

 

why am i sweating? 

[Jean 4,117]

because God is good

 

why am i sweating? 

 

Because that's the way you pee.

 

Why I have eyes??

[Lust 4,031]

Because that's the way you pee.

 

Why I have eyes??

So you can listen to music

 

Why Is my horse pink?

[Masochism 15,401]

So you can listen to music

 

Why Is my horse pink?

cause everything in pink looks better

 

why are the clouds so soft? are they made of sugar?

[Cashew 1,826]

no, they're made from your hopes and dreams.

 

how to get someone cute to like me?

[reputation 6,321]

no, they're made from your hopes and dreams.

 

how to get someone cute to like me?

Tell them you've spent 14 days on Lanaboards.com!

 

Why did Lana get her lips done?

[BeautifulAnywhere 5,417]

Tell them you've spent 14 days on Lanaboards.com!

 

Why did Lana get her lips done?

She saw the future on a Indian reservation & knew if she didn't she'd never reach fame!

 

How do I get my eyesight to become better?

[SissyReed 579]

have you tried turning them off and on again?

where does santa claus spend his holiday?

[Brooklyn Baby 1,974]

Santa Monica.

 

Why do birds fly?

[WhiteHydrangea 4,216]

to travel for free

 

why doesn't Lana re-release AKA?

[SarcasticBeauty 1,551]

to travel for free

 

why doesn't Lana re-release AKA?

Because once she moves on. She acts like the last album doesnt exist.

 

How does Lana's guy fit better than her favorite sweater?

[reputation 6,321]

because her sweater has been worn for 3 years, and that's enough

 

Why does Lana call herself Miss America?

[delreyfreak 5,342]

 

 

Why does Lana call herself Miss America?

 

Because she's not Miss China 

 

Why do people eat toilet paper for dinner??

[CrazySister 2,239]

because her sweater has been worn for 3 years, and that's enough

 

Why does Lana call herself Miss America?

She is in denial for not having won:

 

Why does everyone tan when they go to the Oscars?

[Melania 2,386]

to make the oscars seem more colorful

 

why does ariana look silly ?

[Masochism 15,401]

to make the oscars seem more colorful

 

why does ariana look silly ?

because she's blonde

 

why is donald trump so cute?

[Melania 2,386]

because she's blonde

 

why is donald trump so cute?

cause he's orange

 

why am i so cute ?

[trayertrash 7,211]

cause he's orange

 

why am i so cute ?

 

You wear your moms jeans and your dad's jeans.

 

Why aren't elephants pink? 

[AKASAKA SAWAYAMA 7,887]

cause they don't eat cotton candy

 

why i spend time on internet

[folklore 1,528]

because you're "in the net" and you can't get out. (That was bad I couldn't think of anything else)

 

Why did The Weeknd name his upcoming album Starboy?