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Lana with freckles and kittens. World melts.

calling from beyond the grave i just wanna say,
 
hi MUM!

Lana with freckles and kittens. World melts.

Ha-ha, YES!

joanne is actually lana, chuck and charlie's cousin. i call my cousin my sister so i think she meant it like that 

lana pretending to have daddy issues while having mommy issues is iconic 

Omg I was trying to put my finger on it and that's who it is. She looks exactly like her in the last pic.

Isn't that the chick with the creepy, uncomfortable and obviously forced low/deep/manly voice?

Lana with freckles and kittens. World melts.

"Younger sister" looks like Elizabeth Holmes of Theranos fame. Or infamy. Just an observation, I'm sure she's a wonderful person.
 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Holmes#/media/File:Elizabeth_Holmes_2014_cropped.jpg

Lana with freckles and kittens. World melts.

Lana with freckles and kittens. World melts.

Lana with freckles and kittens. World melts.

Lana with freckles and kittens. World melts.

Can you imagine what Interscope has to go through with her?
 
Lana: My new album will be called, "Ejaculation Over the Country Club".
Interscope: Lana please we let you have NFR, can you tone it down a bit?
Lana: How about Emily Sucking Dickinson?
Interscope: :facepalm:

Can you imagine what Interscope has to go through with her?
 
Lana: My new album will be called, "Ejaculation Over the Country Club".
Interscope: Lana please we let you have NFR, can you tone it down a bit?
Lana: How about Emily Sucking Dickinson?
Interscope: :facepalm:

She also told us exactly how many steps from the beach to her "facility" or something like that so maybe we can trust her numbers this time.
Oh God if Lana ran everything on her own. The album would leak and she'd say, "oh I must have released it, that's odd."

Can you imagine what Interscope has to go through with her?
 
Lana: My new album will be called, "Ejaculation Over the Country Club".
Interscope: Lana please we let you have NFR, can you tone it down a bit?
Lana: How about Emily Sucking Dickinson?
Interscope: :facepalm:

She also told us exactly how many steps from the beach to her "facility" or something like that so maybe we can trust her numbers this time.
Oh God if Lana ran everything on her own. The album would leak and she'd say, "oh I must have released it, that's odd."

If we get the album on September 4th or 5th we have to wait 68/69 days until we have the album (if I counted right lol bc I just woke up and I'm a mess)
Imagine we would really get a new album so soon. That would be crazy!!

Can you imagine what Interscope has to go through with her?
 
Lana: My new album will be called, "Ejaculation Over the Country Club".
Interscope: Lana please we let you have NFR, can you tone it down a bit?
Lana: How about Emily Sucking Dickinson?
Interscope: :facepalm:

Can you imagine what Interscope has to go through with her?
 
Lana: My new album will be called, "Ejaculation Over the Country Club".
Interscope: Lana please we let you have NFR, can you tone it down a bit?
Lana: How about Emily Sucking Dickinson?
Interscope: :facepalm:

Can you imagine what Interscope has to go through with her?
 
Lana: My new album will be called, "Ejaculation Over the Country Club".
Interscope: Lana please we let you have NFR, can you tone it down a bit?
Lana: How about Emily Sucking Dickinson?
Interscope: :facepalm:

She also told us exactly how many steps from the beach to her "facility" or something like that so maybe we can trust her numbers this time.
Oh God if Lana ran everything on her own. The album would leak and she'd say, "oh I must have released it, that's odd."