HollywoodHills

Lana has been dressing like a diesel dyke since 2014, Marina is clearly the lipstick lesbian in the relationship!

calm down you all. no one wears their expensive, red carpet dresses or blouses when they go out with their friends lmao

lmaooooooo are we gonna do this every time she doesn’t wear makeup... she looks fine, her weight is fine, let her be my goodness

Wtf is happening in here today

This is why she disappeared from the internet I hate y’all

I really hope she doesn't check this website oh my god she'd probably be like
 

We'd probably look bad, but even then Lana would look somewhat worse. Let's just say it -- she looks like she smells of rotten egg, and her back is giving Hunchback of Notre Dame a quick run for his money. She's spending too much time hunched over her broken (and hacked) macbook, munching on Doritos (it shows!) and googling obituaries from dead & crusty 1960s celebs (as she tries to astral project into their coffins). She clearly don't love haself, but that's fine and dandy, it's what makes her so relatable to the LGBTs.
 

 
Her looks may be serving fermented sewer water instead of tea, but we still STAN this gal because of her talent, vision and artistry. Our kween! 

t.A.T.u is shaking.

No, they don't 

I’m cackling!!

lana looks like a tired housewife that just popped out to see her secret lesbian lover at a fermented vegan coffee bar and now she has to rush back because she needs to take her kids to flute practice and make banana bread.

the fact that y'all want them to date.......................... lmao leave that shit in 2012

Two local crazy ladies that do high notes by your window every night

Maybe for a while, but he's had this bullshit from fans for about 6 years now, I'm sure it gets old.

A Star For Nick shines.

Ah, yes! A Star For Nick! I forgot about that one - that's definatly up there with the favourites.

A Star for Nick is the only song I listen to from that album. It's very haunting....

Aw haha, I don’t mean to sound negative. I’m sorry. Was just sharing my thoughts.

No proof that Lana lived in L.A. during her gap year. In fact it’s understood that she moved in with her uncle and aunt in Long Island and worked as a waitress at that time. I wouldn’t believe this even if Lana came out tomorrow and said she lived in L.A. when she was 18 (I wouldn’t put it past her to try to add this mythology to her repertoire). Why wouldn’t I believe it? I need proof to believe things, not theories, not loose connections to her lyrics. This is kind of like musing who “Diet Mountain Dew” is about and looking up guys who drove white Pontiacs in the New York area and randomly tying the song to one of them. Of course we know DMD is about Arthur Lynn because of his repeated references to that drink on his social media(s), but you see what I mean. Not a reliable theory, and in fact it goes against Lana’s documented time with her aunt and uncle. My thoughts? K is a figure dreamt up from books, movies, etc, like much of Lana’s themes. We’d be better off looking for criminals in literature or film whose names start with K, tbh. But I’m of the mind that he’s just a fantasy she made up.

So i guess we can conclude the same of Never let me go? 'love me like your best friend did'

Graham please

Praying for your taste.

Idiocy at its finest

Idiocy at its finest