Ultra Violet

Nurse's Office (the best song)
High School Sweethearts
Wheels on The Bus
Drama Club
Orange Juice

i think cry baby overall has more variety and better production (i HATE the random noises in K-12 like the sniffing/coughing in nurses office etc.)
 
but i still enjoyed this album, my holy trinity:
 
- Wheels on The Bus (training wheels 2.0 but make it good)
- Lunchbox Friends (we been knew)
- Teacher's Pet (my fav production!! an unexpected banger)
 
honourable mention: High School Sweetheart

I hate how easily predictable her formula for the songs on this album are. The choruses in Cry Baby were so complex but enticing. For most of these songs, the chorus is just one phrase on repeat. And for the short ones it kind of works, but for the longer ones like Class Fight, Drama Club, Orange Juice, it kind of gets boring...
Also I think I was biased and upset at Orange Juice because it wasn’t actually WDBCF lol

Tbh yes. For the most part, this album was a let-down. 
I have to say though there were about 4 1/2 songs that stood out and made the album good though
 
1. Recess
2. Highschool Sweethearts
3. Detention
4. Nurse’s Office
5. Strawberry Shortcake

i'm still kinda having a hard time distinguishing between certain songs    the ones that stand out to me so far are nurse's office, drama club, show & tell and recess 

I prefer the early version/mix of DC. The new version feels like it lacks of something idk

Lunchbox Friends' chorus sounds more like a suicide pact suggestion than ~rebirth~ like she said it was.

White Hot Forever reminds me of the "blue flame" inspiration of Honeymoon.

I think this is her best album title since Ultraviolence and Born To Die

It feels like this is the best thing to happen since she announced Ultraviolence at the Tropico premiere

I mean, I don't think it's that much of a stretch that Yosemite will be on this album. 
It wouldn't have fit in with NFR, but White Hot Forever.... It just gives me such an elusive burning feeling. 

I'm envisioning something like Freak x Burning Desire x Cinnamon Girl x Old Money
That sounds white hot to me

Another of mine. "Which Lana persona are you"
There's probably be two more that I could add now if I wanted 
 
https://www.playbuzz.com/violetwitch10/which-lana-del-rey-persona-are-you

we decided a while ago that LB wasn't going to have an insults section or no holds barred w/e. i'm locking the thread.

SS this coming week
OJ the night before because it's actually Where do babies come from and that's the biggest surprise of them all

I am so grateful for this thread and forum in general because if I was just stanning alone and not involved in any online Lana community I'd be going through all this in private, wondering where the cherry and change music videos are, wondering what happened to the pwyc and west coast homemade videos, wondering if I just imagined her saying all these things. Thank God other people are concerned about it and remember all these little things. 

To be fair she added "most of the time" she knows she's a mess on the road  also if she actually writes in the car (while driving) there is no way she'd think that's safe lol but then again dont Teslas have all these sensors and the car can drive itself or smth? lol

She definitely told several other lies today, but this was the most hilarious one imo:
 
The lie:
 
"Don't you worry .... you're all safe!"
 
https://youtu.be/1I47SqkbLGg?t=105
 
The truth:
 

 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq95Lx9CBos
 
In two hours' time, we can add "releasing the poetry book before the album" to the list of lies.

I am so grateful for this thread and forum in general because if I was just stanning alone and not involved in any online Lana community I'd be going through all this in private, wondering where the cherry and change music videos are, wondering what happened to the pwyc and west coast homemade videos, wondering if I just imagined her saying all these things. Thank God other people are concerned about it and remember all these little things. 

1. Cruel World 
2. Honeymoon
3. Ride
4. Born to Die
5. Norman Fucking Rockwell
6. Love
 
Cruel World represents UV as a whole soooo well, i think it's impactful and sets the tone for the rest of the album! Honeymoon is one of the most lush productions EVER, and it feels like the opening of a 50s/60s movie, and that's the best way to describe the mood of the whole album.
 
Ride is iconic as fuck, and it is one of her best tracks. it's beyond emotional and i also feel like it sets the tone of Paradise so well! same for Born to Die, the only reason it's not higher is because i'm just not a huge fan of the album, and it also started the trend of iconic Lana introductions.
 
Norman Fucking Rockwell felt out of place for the tone of the actual song, and i felt like she was just trying to add an introduction because she knows that's what we expect. I don't think the song represents the album that well, i don't hate it, i just don't think it fits. would have appreciated it if it were a continuation of the tropical/beachy vibe that Get Free left off with, since she said that is where her next album would pick up at. 
 
Love just wasn't what i expected LFL to open up with, like it has been said before, 13 Beaches would have been a better opener. Love doesn't represent the album well at all, but then again, i don't think anything on LFL could be represented because the theme was all over the place.

They’re patches! https://www.instagram.com/p/B0oaMYAnT19/?igshid=ehypfoglrol7

omg i love it!!! what font is that btw?
 
 
 

listen i haven't used photoshop in .... a long time so forgive this mess but idk i got bored i've had a week off work and i have nothing better to be doing apparently
 
cant upload photos so https://imgur.com/06ZeBrj

I also made an Urban Outfiters version