Cherry on Top

Everything that you imagine, dream or think of, exists in a parallel universe. It doesn't matter if it's the craziest idea. It's always there and will always be.
So, based on that belief, I would say all versions of Lana are real.

I want darker lyrics for her next album, too much sugar in her songs recently.
I don't really think it suits her style.

I want her to put them in that 25 unreleased songs box set thingy she said she was planning to release. 

This is brilliant. @ her with it on Twitter and plaster it in her IG comments. She needs to see it.

LITERALLY! When I see another Love you baby x have an amazing day x or Take your time, we will support you forever x I will honestly lose my shit 

its too bad her biggest fan accs are still telling her to take her time LMAOO you can be nice to her but the album is done... take what time? they gotta stop being dumb!

heroin is not that good

She doesn’t need to be glamorous (I actually preferred her more chill UV era looks). I’m talking about how boring her MVs are, that’s why nobody is checking for them. I don’t mind simple MVs, but atleast serve us with something (a great shot, cool cinematography, trippy lighting - SOMETHING). Who wants to watch Lana’s back up dancers play with butterflies for 3 minutes like...

I’m not surprised her new videos aren’t getting views, this woman is known for her beauty and visuals and she refuses to feed the GP with either. We want to be swept away in the fantasy, not bored to tears with corny iPhone footage.

Lana's old work is timeless. That's why she gets streamed to death and it's what her past albums deserve. But because it's mostly her past work, it's not really what I'd call a great gauging of current popularity. Album sales matter more and lbr, with LFL, we were all expecting something better than what we got and it shows by how her latest material is being received. People are worried it's gonna be LFL 2.0
 
LFL was her worst album and era and the fact it was so highly praised by critics is disrespectful to her previous albums which were actual masterpieces. One of a kinds and pure Lana.
Not to rant but that critic response her last album got was so shady, praising Lana for writing about topics 'outside herself, like politics', like there's something wrong with selfish art. Felt like a slap in the face to Lana's previous work. Lana's sensitive to criticism. I wouldn't be surprised if this is what caused her lackluster attitude.
 
I'd be unmotivated too if everyone was up my ass only when I wrote about what they thought I should be writing about.
 
Anyway, Lana gets hammered no matter what she does so now she's not doing anything I guess lmao

I wonder if it's because Lana's popularity seems to have dropped a lot? Like her videos be getting really fucking low views. I see terrible youtubers get more views than her damn videos.
 
Her label is probably focusing on younger acts like the Billie kid and w/e so they don't give a shit what Lana does because she doesn't bring in much profit anyway.

I want Lana to shave her head and attack a car with an umbrella.
 
There. That's my unpopular opinion.

Basically:
 
1. Lana declared on NYE that she was going to spend this year living as an Instagram baddie
2. She has a group of Instagram baddie friends
3. She and her Instagram baddie friends go to church and Cha Cha Matcha, mostly
4. She wears activewear now
5. Norman Fucking Rockwell is possibly a figment of everyone's imaginations
6. She's publishing a poetry book and selling it for $1, but you can save your $1 and read it all on her Instagram
 
That's it. That's the crisis. Especially #5

well i know u get the trashy parts like in any other town but LA is all about FASHION come on, why wear that when u got cameras at you

I love the light tan she's got, her skin looks golden but what in the fuck is she wearing? those leggings look like maternity wear used for water birth a hot ass mess can she hurry up and birth out NFR tho

#LeakNFR
#LetNFRFlop

i would just like to say that the poetry book can truly, deeply, genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, with my utmost support and blessing, go fuck itself

To be honest, I personally hate the title of the album being Norman Fucking Rockwell. It just makes no sense and it's just going to be ******* on the cover anyway. You can't print fuck on an album cover. 
 
I hope they do make her come up with a new album name. 

can she rename the album something that isn’t fugly since she’s been AWOL for 6 months

It's so sad how Lana has been treating her fans this era when she has one of the most loyal and devoted fanbases out there. I mean her past albums have been debuting at number 1 or 2 with close to zero promotion and the fans are always showing up for concerts even though she never changes the setlist and going to her little cute pop up stores and doing the damn most in general for her to behave like this. I know she said she doesn't care about losing fans but I don't think thats a nice look on her.
 

This pre-release is honestly way too much for me to take. We’ve had her inexistant way of putting things out for seven months - if not a year. Let alone the unprofessionalism and disrespect coming from her team. It’s been almost two months since the Feb 22 mess, ohh time flies and still NOTHING. We don’t even know if the info we got in September still can be trusted. Now this is too much. I wouldn’t feel even slightly bad if it leaked. With this era she really did what I didn’t think she could, or would. Actually the LFL era wasn’t that messy. It had a coherent organization, lots of interviews, a lot of.... implication from hers I would say. By the way don’t forget to boycott NFR when it’s out xx

Hell na 

^this
 
I mean, it's not like we're getting any visuals? just low quality selfies and embarrassing walmart parking lot shit. if the cover isn't that ugly ass beach pic, it's probably going to be a blurry still shot from the hiab/mac/vb/godknowswhatelse video
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
because obviously we need to milk that masterpiece for all its worth

they don't sound bad, just not my preferred style from Lana. The ones on BTD and Honeymoon are more polished. That's what I didn't like about the LFL ones so much (especially roachella).

Lana lost her touch with writing. The lyrics this era lack the charm and genious that her songs usually have. Maybe she was too engaged with her poetry (which I don't like that much either) at the time of writing and transfered some of that to the songs, but her lyrics have been subpar and Hope literally looks like a Lana Del Rey parody. She should really take a five years break after this album so she can fall in love with her music, her writing and her artistry again since she clearly doesn't give a fuck about none of that at the moment. She wants to be a instagram baddie? That's fine by me but become an instagram baddie full time and enjoy it to the fullest, and when she really wants to pay attention and create music again then she can come back. If she doesn't take care whe will become a Weezer kind of artist who's not taken seriously by anyone (fans and media alike) and look like a joke compared to what they used to be.