Mileena

"Maha Maha"
 

 
Unfortunately the picture wasn't big enough

The star looked happy and relaxed during her stroll 
 

"Lana Del Rey misses the mark"
die  
 
I actually hate the dailymail, they make entire "news articles" around 1 or 2 photos. They just describe (often incorrectly) what she is wearing and repeat it over and over again using different words. 

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I ALWAYS KNEW THAT COME WHEN YOU CALL ME AMERICA WAS UNDERRATED BUT HOW COULD YOU... HATE IT? 
I could say the same about a lot of masterpieces mentioned in this thread but I really just can't right now. 
 

this thread makes me wanna punch all of you in the dick

OMFG I ACTUALLY LOVE DADDY ISSUES AND COME WHEN YOU CALL ME

i dont even think she's on hiatus tbh more like a vacation

but imagine getting ready to go to bed with that guy, then you suddenly see that

but grimes and lana are completely different

Lana Del Rey dies, claims she, "still made it into the 27 club"

Lana Del Rey releasing a re-release of a re-release, new album to be titled Born To Die: The Paradise Edition - Garden of Eden: Legend of Lizzy and the Tree of Original Sin's Vicious Viper : Tesco + Target Exclusive Version!

BREAKING NEWS!!! LANA DEL RAY FOUND NOT DEAD 
Sultry songstress Lana Del Ray found in underground hideout with fellow icons Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monroe and Jesus Christ 

Lana Del Rey reveals K was her childhood imaginary friend, fan base shocked and confused

Lana Del Rey's Lead Single From Her Fourth Album Is Premiering Next Monday! - "Video Games (Cedric Gervais Remix)"
Lana Del Rey's Next Single From Her Fourth Album Is Premiering Next Tuesday! - "Born To Die (Cedric Gervais Remix)"
Lana Del Rey's Consecutive Fifth Top Ten Single From Her Fourth Album Is Premiering Next Wednesday! - "Blue Jeans (Cedric Gervais Remix)"

Lana Del Ray Overdoses on Speed Balls, Courtney Love and Friends Stage Intervention
 
Lana Del Rey and Barry Oneal call it quits, Lady Gaga Moves Into Chateau Marmont to Console Long-Lost Friend
 
Lana Del Ray and Lady Gaga Trash Their Room at the Chateau Marmont: Is the Hollywood Sadcore Crooner Back on the Dope?
 
Lana Del Ray Reportedly Hooks Up With Ex-Beau Reeve Carney, Taylor Swift Currently Writing New Song
 
Lana Del Ray Tragically Dies From Heroin Overdose, TROPICO Release Scheduled For Next Month

Lana Del Rey Scores Endorsement Deal With Rogaine!
 
It's Baaaack. Lana Del Rey Steps Out With Gold Tooth!

"Chateau Marmont Under New Ownership: Calls Roofer In Panic - "It's leaking worse than my discography!"

Lana Del Rey sparks outrage by culturally appropriating of Native American hairdresser, Cholas eyebrow shape, Mexican sombreros and tacos,  Jesus Christ  and transvestites. All that in a 2o minutes short video called Tropico.

Lady Gaga and Lana Del Ray having catfight in Chateau Marmont!

So there's no question that we're in a bit of a news drought lately. Tropico is rumored to be out later this month but damn if Lana will breathe a word about it. So here, we make up Lana Del Rey headlines that sound like they could be plausible! I'll start:
 
Lana to Record a Duet With Elvis "Whether or Not Science or Logic Backs Me Up"
 
Lana to Write a Metaphysical Interpretation of Lolita, Sparks Outrage
 
Lana to Release a Line of Fresh2Death Ballcaps
 
Play along

i said this a year ago and it's still true, sorry. 

but grimes and lana are completely different

idk about y'all but i'll always love this one 
 
 
 

idk about y'all but i'll always love this one 
 
 
 

Kassidy was obviously born to die since Barrie's solo purpose in life was to find the other only true musician alive. Del Barrie will be iconic  sonically, thematically and visually speaking. All that while fuckingcally artistically like no one else does.