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Wow Lana really figured out what a surprise release is

Let me be who I'm meant to be
 
It's beautiful! I love the vocal layering, and the bridge & the final lines are the highlights of the song. Miss Del Rey with her stunning bridges is back!! x

i was going to say- based on all the evidence we have, Lana's love for spaghetti is her most stable and longlasting relationship
a linguini Queen

Just letting everyone know, the magazine is out now and available to be purchased!!! 
 
https://interviewmag.myshopify.com/products/interview-532-lana-del-rey-september-2020?variant=

Just letting everyone know, the magazine is out now and available to be purchased!!! 
 
https://interviewmag.myshopify.com/products/interview-532-lana-del-rey-september-2020?variant=

Okay so I messaged Sheridan Ward yesterday on IG and surprisingly he messaged back. I asked him about the whole farm situation and apparently Lana is filming a music for her cover of this song
 
 

reminder that unless you specifically ask the record stores what their source is that they’re probably just using the information that’s publicly available to them? just a gentle reminder that they, in fact, can google things.

Me flirting with Lana over the Honeymoon hotline so we can get a single tomorrow
 

REVELATION POST INCOMING/REALLY IMPORTANT THEORY so please hear me out; 
 
Maybe her releasing the album on a Saturday wasn't a miscommunication, but rather an act of rebellion - and symbolic in the sense that it is redemption for Saturday Night Live in 2012, which can be coupled with her Question for the Culture post. Also, with the album's strategic release date being redemptive of SNL, it also ties in with Tulsa Jesus Freak when we interpret redemption as a biblical thing.  Also note Jack tweeting variants of "take the sadness out of Saturday night" - teasing Lana lyrics that deal with her feelings regarding the whole SNL debacle and its unfortunate attribution  to her image early on in her career? The decision to release the album on a Saturday would be really clever on her part for the aforementioned reasons.
 
Sheridan said "3 days and 4 midnights to go" - maybe that means one thing is coming once 3 days have passed (August 26, 27, 28) and once 4 midnights have occurred (August 26, 27, 28, 29). The album could be coming on Saturday, August 29th then. Sheridan's post made it seem like it was a surprise planned with his use of emojis - what better surprise than an album that Lana said she wanted to release as a surprise! It would also line up with NFR's 1 year anniversary and then qualify for the 2021 Grammy's, which could also be Lana's way of saying that no matter what kind of album she releases, her music is of a very high calibre, which again, relates back to the Question for the Culture. 
 
Call me delusional (which I probably am), but we know Lana Del Rey loves a good full-circle, super metacognitive and metaphorical moment - well, this could be it!

delusion 

Other fandoms: 1) artist announces the album 2) the album is released
Lipsters: 1)The release date is given by Lana 2) No other official statement follows from her, absolute silence for months 3) Delusions grow 4) Contacting managers 5)Stalking photographers, dancers, friends and relatives and believing hairstylists about some vague date 6)Contacting record stores and streaming platforms daminding the album 7)Still no official release date or pre-order 8) Pretending to be Lana so that we can get the masters of the album from the producer
Eventually the album is leaked via a cassete LQ recording 
Why is it always like that with us

Just googled if women can get blue balls because damn

Reported 

I know it’s like we get something every day for a few days from her and all of a sudden we get a countdown from a hairdresser sending us into madness and she goes SILENT 

Eye of newt and toe of frog
Wool of bat and tongue of dog
COCC shall Satan bring
So with Lana we can all sing

We are having COCC this Saturday girlies  

pass out? I'll fucking pass away

my last remaining braincell after skimming through the last 15 pages:
 

TULSA JESUS FREAK AUGUST 29TH

ok I love Hey Baby Blue, I NEED that song 

I'm screaming at this! The queen of being randomly on Twitch 
- Are you filming this? 
- We're on Twitch right now ...live 
- Oh fuck 
- Yeah 
- What?!  on WITCH? LANA DEL REY WITCH 

That hairstylist is going to feel the full force of the fandom if he has been bullshitting us.  I pray for his sake that he isn’t playing games. 

640 pages later and the biggest piece of information we have gotten came from her hairstylist 

I think there are 3 possibilities:
 
a) The album is indeed being surprised dropped on the 28th and she gave us the September 5th date to make it more of a surprise  (but maybe forgot there were 31 days in August and that’s why the 5th was not a Friday date, and she meant the 4th). This seems most likely because Friday is the standard release day. 
 
b) The album is still coming on September 4/5 and they’re just dropping a single with a music video on the 28th - which is a week before. 
 
c) She will reveal the album cover and tracklist on the 28th - a week before the September 4/5th date. 

I bet this is what she meant when she said surprise release last year...give us a date but then release it a week early - and that’s why there’s been no news and why Ed couldn’t answer @RormanNockwell when they asked about the album coming in September. And that’s why she’s doing all this frequent posting now...code cracked?