MarryTheSequins

For @@xNoirx

what, she looks like a cute slut

You guys ARE making me feel fat, my body kinda looks like Lana's right now and I was happy with it   I still am but really no one irl thinks that's chubby/fat/fluffy w/e - it's just everyone being so used to super-toned monster-performers, singers, models, photoshop and it's really kinda ridiculous to feel chubby just cause there are some rolls on your stomach when you sit down or something, but I get all critical of my body sometimes because it's not toned or skinny enough or whatever. And seeing Lana look so amazing just gives me a lot of confidence 

everybody in the thread is like my grandma calling everyone fat with no shame lmfao

it was a guy that answered; he sounded older and was like 'caaaandy cat' lol 
 
i asked if there was a musician there filming a video yesterday? he said yes, and i asked if she would be back again and he said no, she was only there yesterday. then i asked if he knew what song she was filming for, or had any other information about the shoot, and he said no, but the owners might
 
someone call back and ask to speak to the owner! or one of the strippers! lmao maybe i will later when i feel like less of a creeper. or get drunk. whichever comes first

I just want to see Lana WORK the pole. There's no point in her wearing this outfit with the bills hanging out if she's not working a pole / gyrating sexily / giving a lap dance. If she's just looking off into the distance, all forlorn or whatever in that outfit, I WILL NOT BE HAPPY.

                        

I love this 

The hearts + tassels tho 

'Can I rent your albino?'

An albino Lana? Really xD Is that the same guy from the Katy Perry ET video?
 
Also, she's looking a little chunkier in these images. Her belly looks the same as mine... And yet she struts around in those undies looking awesome, you rock for having a real woman's body Lana
 
I know it's typically Lana but can't help but facepalm at the hooker look

So i just had to say that we're totally honored & humbled that Mike Daly, 1/2 half writer of Lana Del Rey's Diet Mountain Dew still checks for us. & It was even more of a surprise back in March this year when he let us know he's fan. Like WOW, just can't even bring myself to that thought. Blows my mind. Truly means alot to have someone as himself feel that way. & He even onto retweet another Lana remix that we released back at that time. Now the only person missing from this equation is Lana herself. & Whenever that happens,   i'll be walking on my ceiling, and on the moon lol. Anyway, thanks for reading my post. I appreciate you all
 
Mike Daly, 1/2 Writer Of Lana Del Rey Acknowledges Urban Noize Once Again, & Says He's A Fan
http://www.flickr.com/photos/57148881@N03/9152317946/

I think we can all agree that Lana has a fucked up sense of humour. It's like when she replies to peoples hate comments and she calls people "c**ts" or stuff like that.

 

It's like she finds the comment funny because why the fuck would she be pro-pedo? So she's gonna acknowledge it just because it's messed up.

 

It's like you hear someone say "Oh, she likes to watch bondage porn" And then you will joke about it on Facebook or Twitter or with friends being like "Hold on just gonna go put on my leather straps" or something like that…

 

If that makes sense.

 

It's just Lana's dark humour i think .. Nothing about her actually condoning pedophilia.

Imagine videos for Serial Killer and She's Not Me 

So we got to the venue around 1pm so we'd have a good place (hopefully near the barrier), but the queue was really small and we managed to get into the priority queue which was fabulous! We knew Lana would be arriving at the venue at some point so another girl and myself waited around the stage doors while our friends held our spot in the queue. We kept meeting the members of Kassidy (except Barrie) and other random tech guys/security people which we kept asking about Lana's arrival. We saw some fairly interesting stuff:
 
 
 
 
After waiting in the wind and rain and hail and occasional sunshine for 3 hours, a random guy told us to wait by the stage doors further down and that she'd be here in a few minutes. I found out that he was a 'fan' (aka autograph collector who sells her signatures for money) and so has met her several times. Finally, she arrived! She saw my flower crown and sort of gasped and smiled and I was about to take a picture but my stupid camera wasn't working so she went and signed some people's things, and took her time! Honestly, she was so so genuine and lovely.
 
She went inside (but only to put down her handbag) and a few more people had gathered round (fans + paps) and some annoying couple had pushed in front of me ('Lana please have a photo we need to drive home to London Lana Lana...') so after she had seen to them, another girl who had just had Lana's name tattooed on her boob, she went inside again and was about 2 minutes. She came back out with her bodyguards and they each were holding about 5 copies of the limited edition Paradise boxset (that sold out!) and they had all been signed by Lana. Everyone was holding their hands out for one, and Lana had one copy left and looked up at me and put it in my hands, then went back to signing things. Alas, some other girl had her hand on my limited signed Paradise and snatched it out my hand! Then had the nerve to stand directly in front of me (I probably would've been next to have a photo with Lana) and she got her photo. It would have made me angrier, but Lana was right in front of me and I kept blurting out things like 'you're so pretty!' 'you're perfect!' and she had this big gorgeous smile the whole time, and she was like 'I'm not!'. Her security people kept saying no to everyone who said 'can I have a picture please Lana?' but she replied 'stop telling me just give me 2 more minutes' and Lana carried on signing away. Anyway, after these other basic hoes who hadn't been waiting for 3 hours had got their pictures, I FINALLY got a picture with Lana and my friend, and I look like a mess but she is adorable.
 

 
I'm going to have to make a separate post about the actual show lmao, but I forgot to mention she kissed my cheek!
 

 
Pics of Lana signing:
 
 
 
Part 2 coming soooon

The only thing i’d be opposed to is the nonsensical title “The Leaked Sessions.” 

i'll fight u

You just took a huge shit on anything i've done and anything i've ever seen  

Just a couple of drawings and illustrations of Lana (I do others also you can look on my deviantart http://chazdesigns.deviantart.com)

 

Drawings:



 


 

 

Illustrations:

 



 



 



 

If anyone reposts anything I WILL genuinely hunt you down, so please respect it please.

omfg when she eats the flower...can we make this a weird lana related vid thread??
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyZ5YapmCMM
 
 
sry if this is anyone on here

all fab but wow @ motel 6 

This might have already been posted...
 
I think Burning Desire and Body Electric could be about K. They have lines that refer to a past relationship which ended a while ago, but she's 'going about the world like I'm having fun.' They remind me of Dark Paradise, she doesn't want to let go of what she used to have, so she just doesn't.
 
'We don't need nobody, 'cause we got each other, or at least I pretend'
 
The rest of the song ('we get down every Friday night' etc.) is just about what they used to do, or what she would be doing. The link with death being 'Heaven is my baby, suicide's her father, opulence is the end'. Her lover is dead, and she wants to be with him perhaps?
 
Burning Desire is Dark Paradise or Body Electric in a more sexual way. Again, it's fantasising about what she used to do or what she would be doing, she is trying to not only keep the memories alive but re-live them.
 
'I have to touch myself to pretend you're there...over and over again like my only prayer'.
 
I may be crazy, but I'm sure they link somehow. Again, sorry if this has already been posted somewhere!

Cute story! I love your photos.

So we got to the venue around 1pm so we'd have a good place (hopefully near the barrier), but the queue was really small and we managed to get into the priority queue which was fabulous! We knew Lana would be arriving at the venue at some point so another girl and myself waited around the stage doors while our friends held our spot in the queue. We kept meeting the members of Kassidy (except Barrie) and other random tech guys/security people which we kept asking about Lana's arrival. We saw some fairly interesting stuff:
 
 
 
 
After waiting in the wind and rain and hail and occasional sunshine for 3 hours, a random guy told us to wait by the stage doors further down and that she'd be here in a few minutes. I found out that he was a 'fan' (aka autograph collector who sells her signatures for money) and so has met her several times. Finally, she arrived! She saw my flower crown and sort of gasped and smiled and I was about to take a picture but my stupid camera wasn't working so she went and signed some people's things, and took her time! Honestly, she was so so genuine and lovely.
 
She went inside (but only to put down her handbag) and a few more people had gathered round (fans + paps) and some annoying couple had pushed in front of me ('Lana please have a photo we need to drive home to London Lana Lana...') so after she had seen to them, another girl who had just had Lana's name tattooed on her boob, she went inside again and was about 2 minutes. She came back out with her bodyguards and they each were holding about 5 copies of the limited edition Paradise boxset (that sold out!) and they had all been signed by Lana. Everyone was holding their hands out for one, and Lana had one copy left and looked up at me and put it in my hands, then went back to signing things. Alas, some other girl had her hand on my limited signed Paradise and snatched it out my hand! Then had the nerve to stand directly in front of me (I probably would've been next to have a photo with Lana) and she got her photo. It would have made me angrier, but Lana was right in front of me and I kept blurting out things like 'you're so pretty!' 'you're perfect!' and she had this big gorgeous smile the whole time, and she was like 'I'm not!'. Her security people kept saying no to everyone who said 'can I have a picture please Lana?' but she replied 'stop telling me just give me 2 more minutes' and Lana carried on signing away. Anyway, after these other basic hoes who hadn't been waiting for 3 hours had got their pictures, I FINALLY got a picture with Lana and my friend, and I look like a mess but she is adorable.
 

 
I'm going to have to make a separate post about the actual show lmao, but I forgot to mention she kissed my cheek!
 

 
Pics of Lana signing:
 
 
 
Part 2 coming soooon

It got rejected on Coverlandia 
 
but oh well here's my cover and a few other things I've made
 



 

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