Rafael

Where do I even begin? Sit back and enjoy kids:
 
TITLES
Blue Jeans Blue Velvet Gramma (Blue Ribbon Sparkler Trailer Heaven) Pawn Shop Blues Baby Blue Love Tired of Singing the Blues LYRICS
"1949": You like my blue nail polish [...] New blue bathing suit [...] Blue LA Carte Docks "Birds of a Feather": Met you in front of a diner and you had blue hair "Black Beauty": Nothing, my sparrow blue [...] Sun and ocean blue [...] Seem so dark blue "Blizzard": Can't you see that I'm just feelin' blue? "Daddy Issues": They call you Baby Blue [...] Baby Blue. Because it’s your favorite color. Baby Blue [...] Remember how, Baby Blue "Driving In Cars With Boys": Miss America with the blue mascara on "Elvis": Sweeping scents and blue hydrangea "Hollywood's Dead": And you were 50s cool in blue suede shoes "Hundred Dollar Bill": Jimmy pulls up in his blue Chevy Nova "I Don't Wanna Go": In his soft leather, in his blue jeans "Living WIthout You": Wade into the waves until the water's blue "Making Out": And start listening to the way I sing the blues [...] Saw you skipping rope on TV looking blue, ooh, ah "Meet Me in the Pale Moonlight": Servin' coke and fries at the movie blue drive-in "Methamphetamines": Blue ‘50s queen, Blue Oyster Cult/Cove [...] The record spins blue '50s song "National Anthem": Red, white, blue is in the sky "On Our Way": Hot white, and blue "Off to the Races": Watch me in the swimming pool, bright blue ripples "Pin-Up Galore": American flags, blue blue streamers [...] Here's to the girl with the blue mascara "Queen of Disaster": Send my soul on fire and make me wild like the deep blue sea "Scarface": Light it up red, white and blue "Serial Killer": We can paint the town in blue "Shades of Cool": My baby lives in shades of blue. Blue eyes and jazz and attitude [...] I'm one of many, one is blue "This Is What Makes Us Girls": (Pabst Blue Ribbon on ice) "Trash Magic": Blue bedspread and silver tinsel, my heart’s delight "TV in Black & White": Wade into the water ‘til the waves turned blue "Video Games": Kissing in the blue dark "West Coast": That's why I'm leaving you for the moment, you for the moment, boy blue, yeah, you "Yayo": I like the ivy and the ink blue "You and Me": Blue water from the sea, hands all over me Might've missed out on one or another

Let me tell you something about Lizzy Grant. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend K who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Lizzy was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with K, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Lizzy, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack 
 
 
 

I found the "Lana Del Rey" font in a higher resolution. Also, I found a golden paradise one:
 
 
 

just felt like i had to create this in the heat of the moment
 

Let's assume "Brooklyn Baby" is a revamped "Ghetto Baby" while we're at it because of the lyrics:
 
Brooklyn, move my soul like this

Kissing my stilettos, move your mouth up to my lips

Come on over, ghetto baby
 
 

sad girl though

Songs Rick Nowels has been involved with on Ultraviolence:
"Shades of Cool" "West Coast" "Sad Girl" "Black Beauty"  "Guns and Roses"

I bet she's like:
 
"Hmm... Better update my Twitter account today. It's been a while...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 jk im 2 cool 4 that   "

yasssss
 

I wasn't really sure where to post this, but here's a lil' something:
 
I came across a video today (where I got to hear the voice of Ben by the way. Major meltdown because I've never heard it before and I sure have been living my whole life a lie) 
Anyway, what's interesting is he mentions he went to a show of Lana as a favor to one of his clients. Lana was also the one asking Ben to manage her. Take a look:
 
(Skip to 3:35)

"Boarding School" original line: "While I'm blowing up as a singer"
 
omg up to this point i've always heard her sing "while im blowing a bass singer" 

I was casually rereading this blog entry by Team Hellions about 'Sirens' when I got the urge to look up Jim. I decided to google his name in case there might've been anything more to find out about their collaboration. It ended up leading me to a LinkedIn page to a young man called Alex. Now, what's kind of coincidental is how it says he worked as an assistant audio engineer for about 3 years and at the same time worked as a freelancer during these 3 years. You might be questioning yourself how all of this is related to Lana, but if you look at the people he worked with during these 3 years of freelance audio engineering with Jim... It says he did indeed work with May Jailer (See spoiler). Thoughts?
 
 

Where do I even begin? Sit back and enjoy kids:
 
TITLES
Blue Jeans Blue Velvet Gramma (Blue Ribbon Sparkler Trailer Heaven) Pawn Shop Blues Baby Blue Love Tired of Singing the Blues LYRICS
"1949": You like my blue nail polish [...] New blue bathing suit [...] Blue LA Carte Docks "Birds of a Feather": Met you in front of a diner and you had blue hair "Black Beauty": Nothing, my sparrow blue [...] Sun and ocean blue [...] Seem so dark blue "Blizzard": Can't you see that I'm just feelin' blue? "Daddy Issues": They call you Baby Blue [...] Baby Blue. Because it’s your favorite color. Baby Blue [...] Remember how, Baby Blue "Driving In Cars With Boys": Miss America with the blue mascara on "Elvis": Sweeping scents and blue hydrangea "Hollywood's Dead": And you were 50s cool in blue suede shoes "Hundred Dollar Bill": Jimmy pulls up in his blue Chevy Nova "I Don't Wanna Go": In his soft leather, in his blue jeans "Living WIthout You": Wade into the waves until the water's blue "Making Out": And start listening to the way I sing the blues [...] Saw you skipping rope on TV looking blue, ooh, ah "Meet Me in the Pale Moonlight": Servin' coke and fries at the movie blue drive-in "Methamphetamines": Blue ‘50s queen, Blue Oyster Cult/Cove [...] The record spins blue '50s song "National Anthem": Red, white, blue is in the sky "On Our Way": Hot white, and blue "Off to the Races": Watch me in the swimming pool, bright blue ripples "Pin-Up Galore": American flags, blue blue streamers [...] Here's to the girl with the blue mascara "Queen of Disaster": Send my soul on fire and make me wild like the deep blue sea "Scarface": Light it up red, white and blue "Serial Killer": We can paint the town in blue "Shades of Cool": My baby lives in shades of blue. Blue eyes and jazz and attitude [...] I'm one of many, one is blue "This Is What Makes Us Girls": (Pabst Blue Ribbon on ice) "Trash Magic": Blue bedspread and silver tinsel, my heart’s delight "TV in Black & White": Wade into the water ‘til the waves turned blue "Video Games": Kissing in the blue dark "West Coast": That's why I'm leaving you for the moment, you for the moment, boy blue, yeah, you "Yayo": I like the ivy and the ink blue "You and Me": Blue water from the sea, hands all over me Might've missed out on one or another

I bet she's like:
 
"Hmm... Better update my Twitter account today. It's been a while...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 jk im 2 cool 4 that   "

Not to mention she straight up sang "National Anthem" in front of a whole nation without ever crediting the real artist. I mean look at the dates:
 

Plot Twist: Beyoncé is the greatest Lana/Lizzy/Lizzi/Lizzie/May fan of us all... @@evilentity, consider your days numbered 

omg this is getting ridiculously funny. did yall catch that yayo reference?
 
 

 
i also know how and where they got the name ivy blue~
 
 
it was in front of us this entire time omg. so they really did get the name from the lyrics?! a quick search also reveals that @@evilentity was involved in all of this. according to urban dictionary 'ivy blue' means illuminati's very youngest born living under evil. isnt that proof enough this is all connected?   
 
#exposed beyoncé. or shall i say beyayoncé 
 

 

Not to mention she straight up sang "National Anthem" in front of a whole nation without ever crediting the real artist. I mean look at the dates:
 

Plot Twist: Beyoncé is the greatest Lana/Lizzy/Lizzi/Lizzie/May fan of us all... @@evilentity, consider your days numbered 

Not to mention she straight up sang "National Anthem" in front of a whole nation without ever crediting the real artist. I mean look at the dates:
 

Plot Twist: Beyoncé is the greatest Lana/Lizzy/Lizzi/Lizzie/May fan of us all... @@evilentity, consider your days numbered 

YASS. This will be great (even though I don't have the money for a Wii U atm) 
 
Also, the Villager memes on tumblr are hilarious:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

bought tix with a friend, but i'll prolly be chillin in the back since i low-key wanna see billie too.
 
really excited to see lana though, haven't seen her since bråvalla when i went with @Leo 

Oh, Evanescence we meet again. I remember their music so vividly during my years growing up. Remember:
 

 
and all those years I fought with myself whether or not Amy was singing "I dive again" or "I'm dying again":
 

 
and who can forget:
 

 
However, my personal favorite was, will and always will be:
 

 
 

i heard hes pretty cool but not as cool as her

i honestly did NOT know this was a cover so i kept sitting here thinking she's was in a new relationship with a girl 
 
also didnt help the fact that i didnt know what lbc was so i now i just sing she's well qualified to represent the LGBT   
 
#lesbian anthem   
 
luv it tho