Marius

Have we discussed what colour the CD will be yet? These are her other ones
 
 
I hope it's not just a solid colour like LfL. Maybe it'll be a tree this time. 
 
Oh shit I didn't mean to make that huge lmao 

streaming venice bitch maybe yall should do the same while we wait

Not every hero wears a cape. 

Fiiiinalllllyyyyyy We’re CROSSING the THRESHOLD.....

Fiiiinalllllyyyyyy We’re CROSSING the THRESHOLD.....

with every post on this thread we descend further into chaos and insanity....I’m living for it

Another irrelevant thing: The “2019 Lana del Rey official store” is now gone, I think they’ve been editing the page in the last few hours. Shoplanadelrey.com

From Lana's web I'm sent to http://lana.lnk.to/lflaWE/officialartiststore when I click on the music store. I deleted the "lfla" part of the link and changed it to NFR and I'm also sent to the pre-order link ( https://lana.lnk.to/NFRWE/officialartiststore )

Lana.lnk.to/NFRTW
Lana.lnk.to/NFRIG
Lana.lnk.to/NFRPR
Lana.lnk.to/NFRFB
Those links work too (not sure why they always create links for every social network)
MAC and Venice Bitch links were created 1-2 days before they were released so...

Meanwhile, Lana dreaming of her future cha cha-(matcha) dance career 
 

Lana waking up at 9am with her iphone XL relentlessly beeping with messages from the gays asking for the album
 

Not every hero wears a cape. 

Fiiiinalllllyyyyyy We’re CROSSING the THRESHOLD.....

Can someone postmate cha cha macha to her house so she wakes the fuck up?

i wanna see how many people dislike coachella so like this if you do
btw i like the song dont @ me

It’s 9am in Cali, girl wake your ass up and give us the preorder, tracklist, album cover, preorder single, double music video..... now

The lipsters are WILDIN' and claiming that the pre-order/album is coming in the next 24 hours, pissing themselves, going to die of excitement
Lana right now: 

We’re finally gonna listen to the vinyl color

bitch im going full hereditary trying to summon this album. candles lit in my treehouse. h&m mannequin with the lana bouffant wig. get intoooo it

i cant wait till we finally have the NFR post-release thread and all of y’all ungrateful bitchez complain about the album just like y’all did with LFL

Omg it’s probably like U6vH-6bT!-8hAkL I don’t think it would be something related to Norman lol

IF (!!!!!!!) there is a countdown to anything on the website, this is what it will look like:
 

 
In my opinion, however, it's just a basic landing page for these shopify stores, with the option of adding a countdown to a not-yet-open store along with an e-mail subscription, which is also hidden in the code as well as the countdown. So yeah, I personally don't expect a countdown but who knows.

Double release + pre order + cover + tracklist coming this week I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE
 

I try not to get my hopes up, but I've cemented my fucking wig just in case