bluefiona

change.org petition to get lana out of L.A

I remember when we thought she was annoying because she felt her and Barry were the only authentic artists left. Kind of miss these times now 

this dumb bitch and her dumb bitch friends

Lana: "Now that I'm a member, could I use the auditorium for an album release party during the week?"
Church staff: "Sure. What's it called?"
Lana: "Norman Fucking Rockwell."
Church staff: ...

I didn't like it, as expected. My favorites were Superstar and End of the Earth.
 
It's dated on arrival.
 
What bothers me the most is her voice.

Rumors:


evan peters kept saying in interviews that he wants an alien season set in a space station or something. ah, the irony.
 
this can probably be false.

"take off take off...take off all your clothes" worst lyrics she's ever written. I cringe. 

Lana has one problem- keeping her mouth shut. If she never mentioned anything unless she knew for 100% then we’d not be in this mess. Honestly I don’t want to hear 30 seconds of songs she’s never going to release or tease us with idea like a cherry music video or 25 track re-release ...like all it does is make fans disappointed. So in future she should only tell us when it’s set in stone. Because fake news is worse then no news at all.

It's an edit and one of the bests ones. 

ugh the snippets on her story sound SO good, I love 80's power ballad sky I feel like this album is gonna be a beautiful mixture of grunge sad goth girl shit part 80's synth coked out playgirl power ballads 

This. Four regular to bad singles is enough to judge the quality of the album. Sure, there's a chance they are the worst, but there's a reason why she chose these songs to introduce the record.
 
From experience as a fan of multiple artists, singles are usually either the worst or the very best songs from an album.

After hearing the first 4 singles from this upcoming album, I'm honestly glad that she changed her name because the music is so awful that I can at least separate the two

She's a 33yo woman that does the most bland charts-music and shoots the most unemmorable vacation-resort-commercial music videos.
 
OAHAHOAANNNGGGE and yOu aRe mY sUpErStArrrrr are not quite mature or adult or anything LOL.

That's because they are. They are basking in Lana's spotlight and using her for followers and Instagram fame.
 
You would think Lana is old enough to smell the bullshit a mile away. 

I was gonna say this is a reach but label politics and the music industry loves to be petty and ruthless so Im not surprised if something like this is actually going down 

Oh my God this is the only thing that makes sense right now. IT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE. The IDGAF attitude totally makes sense if it was thrown at her label.
Ever since the new years "I'm gonna be an insta baddie shit" definitely could have been when she found out about pushing it back. Because all the shit before then was just regular lana shit. But now it's on another level.
Makes sense for Hope too.
Her reply on her MissDaytona Twitter makes sense too. "who knows when it will be out", because she doesn't even know cause her label has fucked her around???

I feel bad and once again, I take back all the shit I said

No, this doesn't come from "strength". Quite the opposite. It's symptomatic of a tendency to sometimes avoid even necessary confrontation. 
Does he? Has he really? Didn't he live in the UK? Wasn't this show in DC or something? How much fucking money did he spend going to this show? How many people could he have paid back? 
I think people are justified in judging your being publicly friendly with him.

the fact that he called netflix a human right is more than enough to arrest him for public indecency lol

Great. Now the thread is going to have these tier rating images for the next 10 pages. 

Guys, don't beat me for this pleeeease... But here's my thinkpiece
I think that Lana might be really burned out...
It would explain most of the clownery she's doing recently. Weird new friends, hobbies, clothes etc...
Not serving a look or live vocals going along these lines too... Her lyrics are a tiny bit lacking as well, cause name checking an artist or poet just to make a point feels a little bit cheap, like an easy way out to make you realize what she wants to say. Sylvia Plath literally screams "I'm not as happy as I look" as well as Norman Rockwell, who painted happiness that he never lived in. These references are a little too on the nose.
Anyways... My point is, that her possible exhaustion might be the reason of this delay and lack of communication.
I think it's positive that she's taking it slowly with the album... But as of now, she really puts F in NFR

I'm pretty sure most people here would agree with this

I'm actually fairly certain that its those girls she's hanging with thats making the album rollout so fucking dreadful. We know Lana is easily influenced and i bet those bitches are putting the whole "girl just fuck it, live your life" attitude into her head, which is fine but dont ignore the fans that gave you your career.

I love Marina and Lana to death, and even though Marina's new music isn't as good as I waited, Marina actually knows how to start and manage an era much better than Lana does.
 
Not mentioning that Marina is feeding up her fans and serving songs with nice production and not cheapy music videos.
 
Stream Handmade Heaven

Why is she hanging with these thots and ignoring the album.... this is so frustrating