Beautiful Loser

I'm bored too lol keep em coming you talented parody maker

:lmao: im so bored so lyric parodies keep me occupied

Just sung this word for word so loud lmao

we hang on the page
of the Lust for Life thread
in these heated moments
we all need a friend
 
96 people here
and we're all together
keepin' it hot
like july forever
 
'cause we're the masters of our own fates
but when we don't have leaks, we lose control
there's no .zips for us to circulate
'cause it ain't out, it ain't out
and i was like:
 
send us, send us, send us all a link
send us, send us, send us all a link
send us, send us, send each of us a link
 
and a lust for leaks (and a lust for leaks)
and a lust for leaks (and a lust for leaks)
turns us into freaks (turns us into freaks)
turns us into freaks (turns us into freaks)
and a lust for leaks (and a lust for leaks)
and a lust for leaks (and a lust for leaks)
turns us into freaks (turns us into freaks)
turns us into freaks (turns us into freaks)

I was ready to reach 2,000 pages and I prepared my gifs to celebrate, but I fell asleep lmao. 

 

 BUT WE DID IT! 2005 pages of pure mess and meltdowns, congrats! 

 

I'm so proud of you all 

 

Add a zero sweetie.

Add a zero sweetie.

~come on down to Florida~ tbh because this sounds perf and I live like 15 minutes away from the beach  but i dont have a goddamn boyfriend either 
 
 
 

The Godfather soundtrack

LMAO me af

Same! Unless it leaks and even in that case I can go to a market and come back in 5 minutes. I can't even remember when was the last time I had a kebab wrap so I might just order one with home delivery on Friday lol

call me extra but I went to buy a candle to light when I listen to this album because I want to a multi sensory experience, this albums signature scent is spiced black cherry god i sound like a white house mom but i think it makes sense 

Really, though, depending upon when it comes out, I might listen to it with my morning coffee, or working in the lab, or make an event of it that night. I'll probably still do that even if I've already listened to it once through  
 
Just for comparison, the first time I heard Honeymoon was at Urban Outfitters (my first time going to one! I'd just moved to the city and it was really close to where I used to live) and it was hard to hear but I still nearly cried, especially at Salvatore. I will never forget it. 
 
I then went home and studied my ass off for my FIRST EVER EXAM as an official college student (I'd taken tons of classes before, but not while living on campus/graduated from high school). And I failed it miserably, so I listened to God Knows I Tried 600x to make me feel better 

Going to Yosemite for my first listening of the album would be my goal in cynicism but I unfortunately can't afford the flight

u wish 

I should buy some chocolate to snack on while listening to LFL for the first time.

I think she deserves at least a little bit of privacy, so this question is kinda inappropriate

Yall really bouta walk into Target trynna snatch a LFL cd looking like

 

I wonder if Lana would make a song about motherhood if she had kids. That would be surreal.

the real news here is that lana is pregnant with francesco macaroni 
 
how did he even get in there?!?!?

ohmygod I am so dumb       
I have no idea
 
But it is a fabulous gif

I'm a bit late but here's to never having to aim for (another) 2000 pages in this thread ever again!  Thanks to all of those who fought against some party poopers claiming the album's gonna be shit, yet did not give up and lose hope because of these whiners who eventually were proven wrong and did regain their faith. Also small thanks to those who were banned along the way and a bigger thank you to our moderators who made it possible. Live on, LanaBoards, live on.
 

 

 

 
Edit: Also this is my post number #700 so congratulations to myself for not having a life of my own at the moment to make it possible.

I remember thinking "wow I can't hear shit" and turned it off lol

:party:

Add a zero sweetie.