Beautiful Loser

February 2017

 

Management: Okay, we've rush released Love and now we're starting the era early. We're thinking release the album end of March/beginning of April, just after we release the collab with The Weeknd and get some hype going. What do you think Lana?

 

4 months later

 

Lana: Hi, my phone flew out of my car window whilst I was Instagram living me and Chuck driving to some 70s jazz. Do any of you guys have the 8mm app on your phone? I need to add the XPro filter to this 20 second clip of me miming to this new track that didn't make the album and Instagram it for the kids.

Link?

Wow i could never have figured those lyrics out

We better get the tracklist this month

yes they all know about her
my godfather once gave me a big poster of her (for my bday) and he framed it later, and i didn't even knew about the gift my godmother always tells me that it's so nice that i still stan her after YEARS and everyone says that she sings very well, she also enjoys some songs of her too mom didn't liked her at the beggining due to lana's positive viewing towards americans (me neither i hate most of these americans but what can i do about her lovely voice?? lol) but she approves her - "at least you aren't into justin bieber and those stuff" mom loves 'young & beautiful' my grandma - may she rest in peace - LOVED her and she always told me that if she came to my country i would go to her shows even if she didn't came to my city same grandma told me that she would pay a M&G to meet lana dad got annoyed over her bc she cancelled the brian wilson colab that time and he's a huge the beach boys fan my dad got very happy when i begun to stan her because, before lana, lady gaga was my idol and he HATES HER SO DAMN MUCH in his logic i would forget gaga. but i stopped stanning her before i stanned lana but anyway it worked dad's ex-girlfriend loved LOLITA and BLUE JEANS grandpa and godfather thinks that she is pretty  
BONUS
my late doggo destroyed a printed pic i had  they always helped me to buy merch even though it's expensive, my late grandma mainly bc she had the same love for another singer (a brazilian one lol) and she had LOTS AND LOTS OF MERCH goddamit, lots of repeated cds too lmao once - the same - grandma asked me if she was heterosexual ("she looks gay" she said) 
once i stopped a lunch to watch MTWBT lmaoooooo granny got so mad on me but she got it later

i got #10 vibes from yosemite

Screaming. We are so desperate for news that we are calling to our intuitions to determine the track list

Today marks 3 years since the iconic Ultraviolence was released, guess what I'll be blasting all day today. :)

Who Needs A Career When You Have a Dick. Great title for my biography guys, thanks x

"who needs a career when u have a dick" is my new quote of the year 2017 thank you 

life motto sis

I definitely think Change will be the next single, she said she wanted to show something from the acoustic side of the album before it was released and she's shared a lot of snippets of it so it makes sense? 
I'm gonna wait to hear it in full before judging but the lyrics seem interesting so far and I do love acoustic Lana so I'm excited for this track! 

I think it was fun at first with all the photoshoots, interviews and Lana the Witch trailer. I think Lana is feeding us snippets to keep us going for the delayed album release, and I actually like those clips. It's like shes sharing a part of her working progress too (especially the clip of "Roses bloom for you"). 

Why did I not get the notification??? My phone was right here 

She was listening to a rap/hip-hop song, but was only there for like 10 seconds before pausing and then returning only to end it. I miss her livessss
 

V unpopular but I am so here for political/preachy songs on this new record. Personally, I think it's an artist's duty to use his or her platform for good in what ever way they feel comfortable. I think that when she said this record was "for the fans" she meant that it was a record that was supposed to speak to them, their hopes and worries. I think she's falling off of that track a little bit with her more classic Lana songs like Cherry and White Mustang but I like that she's making an effort to be more "political." Especially in these dark times 
 
Also, everyone saying it's "forced" can screw off and stop being so cynical. 

Hello fellow Spotify users, I thought it would be interesting to go to your computer and organize your songs by date added to see what the first song you ever added was. Mine was Big Eyes on April 30 2015

ugh shes glowinggg

waiting for july 21 to come an go so she can say "sorry kids...... its coming soon..... promise x"

*white mustard* :eartha: :eartha: :eartha: :eartha:

Lana sis where's the fucking tracklist/pre-order?
We want it rn, we've been waiting for too long

You're both annoying

1. Where in my quote did I say Daisy Chains? Ever snippet has received some % of hate. Don't make things up that aren't there for a start 2. I KNOW WHAT A SONG WILL SOUND LIKE FROM THE DESCRIPTION OF IT. LanaBoards bullshit had officially hit its PRIME children.
3. Messy comment, messy opinions (feat. Stevie nicks)
 
Edit: also didn't quote it because it wasn't really about it, it's comments I've seen literally 400 times on this thread. Don't take things personally in the future and pick your battles a wee bit dude.

People on here will call 10 second snippets shit and songs shit purely because they're collabs but y'all also hyped because a song you've never heard is called Yosemite.