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i will be investigating the baddisease dupe rumours immediately 

i recently went to two nights of mitskis tour last week and she turned some really sonically different songs into country/folk renditions of said songs... it made me realise how easy it is to switch the sound and made me so so so much more excited for this album
 
example:
 
original:
 
tour version:
 
 
i actually let out a giggle when she started singing i was caught SO off guard
 
if lana does even 10% of THAT we are in for a 10/10 album

when i see that tinashe girl... messed up my gut biome for life with that nasty ass boiled pork chop she fed me

when i see that tinashe girl... messed up my gut biome for life with that nasty ass boiled pork chop she fed me

i will be investigating the baddisease dupe rumours immediately 

and deliberated we did!  thank you lindsay lohan for having me!  

Confessional
 

i will be investigating the baddisease dupe rumours immediately 

this weeks challenge seems to have caused division amongst members of the audience jury, the girls in the house and the judges themselves 
 
i personally think some of the girls aced the brief
 
others however... lets hope you have a time machine to return the gowns you purchased this week 

this weeks challenge seems to have caused division amongst members of the audience jury, the girls in the house and the judges themselves 
 
i personally think some of the girls aced the brief
 
others however... lets hope you have a time machine to return the gowns you purchased this week 

i recently went to two nights of mitskis tour last week and she turned some really sonically different songs into country/folk renditions of said songs... it made me realise how easy it is to switch the sound and made me so so so much more excited for this album
 
example:
 
original:
 
tour version:
 
 
i actually let out a giggle when she started singing i was caught SO off guard
 
if lana does even 10% of THAT we are in for a 10/10 album

i will be investigating the baddisease dupe rumours immediately 

i will be investigating the baddisease dupe rumours immediately 

i will be investigating the baddisease dupe rumours immediately 

the full story is not being shared here.
 
i reached out to you - an olive branch of sorts - to reconcile and settle any differences we (you) had. i was unsure why you were so intent on stirring up drama that never existed in the first place. i then realised all you wanted was airtime, so i decided to give it to you
 
the audience can see right through you. me and charli were and still are the best of friends, and i thought we were too. i explained to her at breakfast that i had to choose someone, and it was based on how people did in the challenge. she understood and moved on. you have shown your true colours today ru, and i hope the audience, judges and your yaks see that too
 
also charli, i think all your toenails are beautiful ingrown or not <3 i’m sorry roop cant see that 

is pepsi okay?
 
the year is 1981 and the cola wars are in full swing. one friend is for coke, your other friend is for pepsi. what do you do? meet in the middle baby! 
 
for my retro revival this week, my stylist and i were tasked with creating the 80's essence on a small scale. i thought to myself, what are some quintessential parts of the 80's?
 
1. retrofuturistic artwork
2. pops of colour and co-ord accessories 
3. leggings, leggings, leggings!
 
may i present my 1980's fantasy!
 

 
mitski is adorned in a runway ready clude montana look, paired with genuine accessories from 1981-89 (including matching leggings, 80's kitten heels and a wide brimmed hat with built in headband)!
 
this is all set against a background that fully encapsulates the era. an authentic airbrushed background to emulate the height of the cola wars... regardless of the beverage, you are going to want to drink. me. up. henny!
 
my attention to detail doesn't stop there... my mismatched tan and my 80's brooch on my wrist show that this era loved a random accessory. it’s all about layering and poses!
 
drink this up lanaboards!

i will never get over how gorgeous she is 

i will never get over how gorgeous she is 

i will never get over how gorgeous she is 

i will never get over how gorgeous she is 

i will never get over how gorgeous she is 

i will never get over how gorgeous she is 

i will never get over how gorgeous she is 

i will never get over how gorgeous she is 

wanted to see all rats so far together