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Like genuinely what is Lana thinking... does she just go to bed every night knowing that we're starving for any news about the album? Like its so crazy that we are living in a time where communication between artists and fans is the easiest and most direct its ever been yet we can't even get her to go live for 2 minutes

Omg sis ask the ether when we getting news

It was actually her other manager Ed, and he’s even called me too lol. So, behave you guys!! No leaks this era! x

it’s like she disables comments so we can’t ask these important questions!!!! she’s shutting out her fans and if she’s not careful i’m going to spank her until she shits her pants

Did he really send Elle emails????? lmaaaaaaao wtf Ben come here your dumbass I wanna talk
 

If Ben reads this forum enough to send Elle passive-aggressive emails, can he kindly let his client know that her last remaining fans are tired of her bullshit and would simply like to know when she plans on releasing the album? That’s one simple fucking question. It’s not like we’re asking for anything ~*too crazy*~ like an album cover or something. But that’s because we know it will be one of Chuck’s amateur film school rejected-ass’ pictures.

whos taking one for the team and getting a job at interscope and sucking the ceos dick to get album info

whos taking one for the team and getting a job at interscope and sucking the ceos dick to get album info

whos taking one for the team and getting a job at interscope and sucking the ceos dick to get album info

whos taking one for the team and getting a job at interscope and sucking the ceos dick to get album info

whos taking one for the team and getting a job at interscope and sucking the ceos dick to get album info

whos taking one for the team and getting a job at interscope and sucking the ceos dick to get album info

Tbh I'm making my way into the film industry. Maybe I'll end up at Lionsgate and finally get us LIB

Why is eclipse our only hope for info. Is no one hacking into song registration sites and stuff anymore? What happened to our intuition. I remember people literally getting jobs at Target JUST to leak honeymoon.

im still hoping to get fed well once she actually  starts promoting this album.....but sis im tired 

i think its a digital download

I don't care if Lana is lazy or not, the only thing I'm not a fan of is teasing your fans with snippets from half the album, saying the album is ready, saying that it's coming out early 2019, and then leaving us to fend for ourselves. I know most of you say "Lana doesn't owe us anything" which is very true, but if I told you I was going to give you a present, hinted at what it might be, teased it, told you I'd give it to you early in the year, then stopped answering your messages about it, ghosted you, and it was already almost March, would you not be kinda annoyed? The logical thing would be not to tell you I got you a gift, so that you're not waiting for it and expecting it.

can lana blame us for wanting her to be organized? look at how nice past eras were, maybe she hates promo and whatever but girl this is a very sudden shift to a "fuck this im done" attitude. she could've at least used LFL as a stepping stone to her more out of the spotlight phase, you know like not collabing with some of the most known artists and doing so many interviews and photoshoots and high budget music videos, she puts herself out there to be so big and then the next second its "i hate spotlight"? girl sorry thats not it. 
 
edit: i know she always talked about not liking the spotlight but you get what i mean

all of this is making me so nervous for the uk presale

the power this has...
 

I’m, more interested in, you know, SpaceX and Tesla, what’s going to happen with our intergalactic possibilities.

Lana realizing 3 months later that she still has to release NFR

im crying are we really this deprived of news that were talking about eye colour

i really hope nothing leaks. marina doesn't deserve another froot situation

all of this is making me so nervous for the uk presale