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What if NFR’s cover is the Mariner’s single artwork? At first, I wasn’t a fan of the picture but after teasing the songs + shedding her glam image over the last 9 months I think it fits the NFR mood perfectly.

What if NFR’s cover is the Mariner’s single artwork? At first, I wasn’t a fan of the picture but after teasing the songs + shedding her glam image over the last 9 months I think it fits the NFR mood perfectly.

What if NFR’s cover is the Mariner’s single artwork? At first, I wasn’t a fan of the picture but after teasing the songs + shedding her glam image over the last 9 months I think it fits the NFR mood perfectly.

Okay ladies so this Charlie’s Angels thing is giving me hope that this mess of an era could still be successful. Here is my ideas for how the era goes from now on:
Charlie’s Angels single drops. It sounds pretty radio friendly and usually soundtrack leads do well so let’s assume it goes Top 10 (not unrealistic considering how Ariana has slayed the charts recently). Then, a ‘reliable source’ which will in fact be the Hillsong priest and/or one of her basic white hoes ‘leaks’ information to TMZ that Lana sucked Jack’s dick and the reason for NFR’s delay was because all their studio time ended up being just sex. Lana is now in the news, Azealia gets involved and the whole mess blows up. TMZ catches Lena off guard and starts asking her questions about the Lana-Jack scandal. Lena initially denies any knowledge of the affair but paparazzi pester her so much (said paparazzi is in fact LanaBoards stans playing dress up) to the point where Lena breaks down and pretends she knew about it all along, in an attempt to snatch some attention from all this. She threatens to leak Jack and Lana’s sextape which was in fact given to her by Lana’s team because they knew how she would react. But then Lana pulls a Bella Thorne and decides that she won’t let her personal stuff be held against her, so she releases the lead single for NFR, Cinnamon, with two music videos. One is the exact sextape that Lena was threatening to leak, and is released exclusively to men.com because gay rights, but only for a day. The alternate music video is a censored version of the sextape. Both have Cinnamon playing over it, with the ‘eh-eh’ post-chorus playing at the perfect moment  Now Lana is all the news and some are praising her for taking ownership of her body, but some are slut-shaming. The Charlie’s Angels song gets a new breath of life (this whole mess has been timed with the release of the actual movie) but most importantly Cinnamon gets the meme effect, the phenomenon which pushed OTR to #1, and many other meme songs to Top 10. Lana continues to ride the hype and releases more singles, eventually culminating in the release of Norman Fucking Rockwell, her most successful album to date.  
Boom. Hire me Lana.
 

REAL QUICK no matter how much we hate this and the longevity of it: her year long Instagram “marketing campaign” has built a lot of hype for this album. The NFR snippet got over 1 mil views overnight. Every time she puts out a snippet now media outlets are putting out articles about it. Just wish the “campaign” had been a little more clean cut, not even necessarily shorter. Nevertheless I’m still so excited for this album.

I just got possessed by Jesus Christ and made this, thots everybody?

I heard about this months ago - Apparently it's a banger and their expecting it to be a huge song.
 
She sings the bridge and is on the chorus with them. 
 
Music vid is also coming and yes, all three are in it.

Collab tomorrow, pre-order in two/three weeks, album on August 16

Crazy thought, since talking about tracklisting lol!
 
I’ve always had in my mind Mariners will open but listening to it this morning I can def hear it closing the album.
 
Just listening to it in relation to the snippets and songs we have so far it seems like the other songs she are more submissive in a sense and this one is more assertive.
 
I can see Mariners being like a summarization of the past tracks and her growth through them. I can def see the “are you ready for it” being a way to segue into the person she feels like she has become.
 
Probably a dumb interpretation but I’m totally here for it.
 
I see Venice Bitch being a transitional track and the second half possibly being HTD Hope and possibly Mariners if it doesn’t open.
 
Either way Mariners will either open or close and that’s final lol.

No disrespect, whatsoever, but I also think that Hope is a Dangerous Thing for a Hunty Like Me to Have - But I Have It can b incredibly kinky w the right person.  Alexa, stream Have U Ever Been In Love, Celine Dion in the background 

CAN YOU ALL STOP COMPARING HER ALBUMS AND LETTING EVERYONE KNOW WHICH YOU THINK IS BETTER?? It’s been going on for like more than five pages, sheesh!!

Norman Fucking Rockwell will have production surprises, bookmark me

Lana will post two haikus written in crayon and a #summerbabes photo with her baddies and that's all we're going to get 

I think she actually sings the "fucked me so good " part of the snippet pretty cleanly, almost triumphantly, that takes away from it being as perverse or raunchy. The resonance in her voice, the quickness of the melody, and the key of the song, from what we've heard so far, actually makes it sound healthy. The innocence of the piano makes it coy, but also mature, and how she ends each line w the breathy, soft "you" and "through" actually makes it warmly intimate. 
Then the resonance deepens a bit and gets more solid as she sings along towards the end of the snippet. Reminds me of like when your lover has to discipline you a bit, when u play mom n pop (like "play house, put my favorite record on" in American, or , "I wear your sparkle, you call me your mama" in Yayo) nd there's that parental partner reference to it. Like a, uh uh, no no baby sorta thing.

This might be the healthiest diss track we're gonna get so far- 
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This, is really shaping up to being a real terrific albuuuuuum 

I thought Hope actually had really good lyrics. The usage of “Writing in blood on my walls” and then she flips it to “writing in blood on YOUR walls”. I’ve said this before, it’s the same usage of the metaphor “Should I write it on your bedroom walls?” meaning do I really have to spell out what I’m meaning to you? If so I’m writing it big enough, IN BLOOD, so you know I mean it and I know you’ve seen it

I can totally see the rest of the NFR snippet being like
“Yeah you’re just a man, all through and through,
Norman fucking Rockwell’s got nothin on youuuuu”
 
prob a reach but I’m interested to see how (or if) she works “Norman fucking Rockwell” into the lyrics

Lmao it’s like she’s reading the meltdowns about HiaB being the title track and posted that IG snippet

...anyway who's good at editing and can add drums to everything

Ooo she's different, ya'll

Lmao it’s like she’s reading the meltdowns about HiaB being the title track and posted that IG snippet

Lmao it’s like she’s reading the meltdowns about HiaB being the title track and posted that IG snippet

Lmao it’s like she’s reading the meltdowns about HiaB being the title track and posted that IG snippet

Lmao it’s like she’s reading the meltdowns about HiaB being the title track and posted that IG snippet

IKR LMAO
 
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