Noel

LATER LATER
 
LMAO

1 FKING DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
LET'S GOOOOO
DIGITAL RELEASE
SUPRISE REVANGE CHERRY BLOSSOM REMIX ALBUM IS COMING. JACK ANTONOFF FOUND IN JAIL

WHERE IS THE COUNTDOWN???
24 HOURS TO GO!!! FOR SURE!!! THE ALBUM IS READY AND IT WILL BE AMAZING. LOT'S OF ELECTRIC GUITAR AND 0 JA PRODUCTION
 
STREAM BUBBLEGUM BITCH

THE ALBUM IS DONE. LET'S JUST WAIT FOR IT 1 DAY!!!!!
~!!!!@#!#$@!$!@##$@!$
THE ALBUM TOMORROW. DELULUS! WAKE UP!!!!! 

!!!!LET'S MANIFEST TOGETHER AS ALWAYS. WE CANT GIVE UP!!!!

god I want smell his balls so fucking badly 

Is anyone friends with a ghost who can transport to lana’s studio and give us info

So happy to see her out and about with her dad 
 
 

yall wanted lana to finally be in the driver's seat so bad after BTD, UV & HM and this is what you get, its all your fault

I dislike Serial Killer to a great extent.

More meditations on the royal family on her next album. Candle in the wind was just the beginning 
 
ETA: Lana views things by how iconic they look and doesn’t consider any context. (Queen of) Judging things by a picture book that she forgot to read 

Not a warning point on a fucking pop music forum being a freedom of speech violation fjckksks
 
 

so is barrie the scatter 

The duality of man

clay deleted the pics he had up with lana and deactivated his instagram and twitter. 
 
let’s guess what happens next 

Just got a response to my complaint [UK Store], they basically did the automated response of 'we're so sorry you are unhappy with your order, this is how to return it'. So yeah unfortunately not a lot we can do about it! so jealous of all you guys with good signatures, mine looks awful! Also hi, been a member of this forum for about 9 years, finally posted something.. 

all i need is ONE track i can go absolutely FERAL to... west coast PWYC tired of singing the blues off to the races california TJF this is an incomplete list someone add to it
 

Not @Elle promoting this event singlehandedly because the sis is too busy underlining passages in negative articles for her ig stories whilst sipping Cha Cha Matcha

White Dress MV is up in the 'Theatre,' so cute

Because they're obviously not real friends. They're her token nonwhite friends. All my extremely close friends, and I've seen this in other multiracial friend groups, talk about race and all that shit very freely. True friendship gives an extremely comfortable amount of freedom that would be horrifyingly uncomfortable for 3rd parties unaccustomed to it who witness it. (idk how to phrase this properly) Good friends want to educate you but in a very shitposty 'i love you but you're dumb as shit' way. I can't explain it. I shitpost racial tropes with my friends all the time. Taking the piss out of life while letting your friends know backhandedly you're aware of the particular racism they face.
I think Lana is that one white friend we've all had that feigns this fake wokeness so they seem 'sensitive' and 'compassionate'  but you wouldn't trust the bitch when the revolution came. But most woke women do this, they're somehow always dating the type of person they proclaim to hate. 'I hate straight white men' but their bf is the straightest whitest man you've ever seen in your life on top of having the matching personality.
Back in 2012, did she not have any friends that were like 'Lana, you can't play dress-up with Native American clothing because you painted houses one time at a reservation.' And donating money to them doesn't change anything. White people are always paying folk to let them be racist towards them lmao. 'I'll give you thousands of dollars, let me call you the n word in my funny skit or my pretentious film.' I guess it's better than just racism huh.
(Bonus: her 'im not racist, my best friends are rappers' has the same energy as Biden's 'poor kids are just as smart as white kids' Why are they like this lol)
I love Lana's music but boy, is she unbelievably mediocre as a person. Being average is fine but she's convinced she's running with the wolves. ?

Those friends are not friends. They’re jobless LA socialites who cling onto famous people. And they’ll never call Lana out because she’s Lana Del Rey and they’re them lmao. The reason these group of girls are Lana’s “longest-lasting/realest” friends is because they tell her what she likes to hear (I assume). 

the damn article was published almost 2 months ago gurl give it up 

I get that she wants to control her narrative or whatever but calling it “revenge” is so corny. Like a few bizarre criticisms doesn’t take away the fact that many critics had very valid criticisms. She needs to just step away from the spotlight and release music. Or don’t. But this lashing out act is so weird to me.

This gave me a rash 

Well... She just can't not do it I guess.
 
I understand that she has severe trust issues and trauma regarding media and her narrative that makes her overly defensive, but it is absolutely puzzling to me how apparently no one of her friends of color in her inner circle havent sat her down and been like 'you know what you did was wrong right?' like what?
 
Anyway, incoming panned offensive full cancellation era shes just digging in. I get that she thinks this 'controversy' is unwarranted like the other ones, but its not the same thing and shes gonna learn that the hard way if her team or someone doesn't stop her.
 

White Dress MV is up in the 'Theatre,' so cute