Umaniac

can tessa dipietro give me a fatter ass with her body intuitive skills ??

I think she was just frustrated with the sound issues lmfao
 
She’s like me. When things aren’t going my way/working how they’re supposed to, I get super defeated and sad lol

omg I want them to have a piano off

BABY I'M A GANGSTA TOO AND IT TAKES 2 TO TANGOOOOOOO 

Both dresses are gorgeous but I still don’t understand the point of changing, just to wear the last dress for a song and a half

replacing bartender with a cinnamon girl would be enough, I think

and it was a microphone test
 
Hello-hello, can-can you hear me?
 

I mean the issues you mentioned are all connected
If she can't hear herself or her music then ofc she's gonna be outta tune and not feel confident
It's like a snowball effect 
Sound engineer(s) had one job and they fucked it up 
It's actually pretty embarrassing for Coachella that this was a problem on that stage all day, for multiple artists

I feel like we are being way too harsh on her for her vocals. She literally sang cherry & aw and didn’t playback like in forever, was ready to serve vocals in pwyc but the mic didn’t let her etc. I noticed her mood went downhill super quickly after she noticed her mic was screwed up and she also tried to incorporate all of her high notes by either singing them in a Lower note, letting a background singer take over, or singing less belty more breathy. I can easily tell this was the most effort she put in forever but was bummed super easily by tech issues.

I feel like we are being way too harsh on her for her vocals. She literally sang cherry & aw and didn’t playback like in forever, was ready to serve vocals in pwyc but the mic didn’t let her etc. I noticed her mood went downhill super quickly after she noticed her mic was screwed up and she also tried to incorporate all of her high notes by either singing them in a Lower note, letting a background singer take over, or singing less belty more breathy. I can easily tell this was the most effort she put in forever but was bummed super easily by tech issues.

I feel like we are being way too harsh on her for her vocals. She literally sang cherry & aw and didn’t playback like in forever, was ready to serve vocals in pwyc but the mic didn’t let her etc. I noticed her mood went downhill super quickly after she noticed her mic was screwed up and she also tried to incorporate all of her high notes by either singing them in a Lower note, letting a background singer take over, or singing less belty more breathy. I can easily tell this was the most effort she put in forever but was bummed super easily by tech issues.

I feel like we are being way too harsh on her for her vocals. She literally sang cherry & aw and didn’t playback like in forever, was ready to serve vocals in pwyc but the mic didn’t let her etc. I noticed her mood went downhill super quickly after she noticed her mic was screwed up and she also tried to incorporate all of her high notes by either singing them in a Lower note, letting a background singer take over, or singing less belty more breathy. I can easily tell this was the most effort she put in forever but was bummed super easily by tech issues.

I feel like we are being way too harsh on her for her vocals. She literally sang cherry & aw and didn’t playback like in forever, was ready to serve vocals in pwyc but the mic didn’t let her etc. I noticed her mood went downhill super quickly after she noticed her mic was screwed up and she also tried to incorporate all of her high notes by either singing them in a Lower note, letting a background singer take over, or singing less belty more breathy. I can easily tell this was the most effort she put in forever but was bummed super easily by tech issues.

I feel like we are being way too harsh on her for her vocals. She literally sang cherry & aw and didn’t playback like in forever, was ready to serve vocals in pwyc but the mic didn’t let her etc. I noticed her mood went downhill super quickly after she noticed her mic was screwed up and she also tried to incorporate all of her high notes by either singing them in a Lower note, letting a background singer take over, or singing less belty more breathy. I can easily tell this was the most effort she put in forever but was bummed super easily by tech issues.

I feel like we are being way too harsh on her for her vocals. She literally sang cherry & aw and didn’t playback like in forever, was ready to serve vocals in pwyc but the mic didn’t let her etc. I noticed her mood went downhill super quickly after she noticed her mic was screwed up and she also tried to incorporate all of her high notes by either singing them in a Lower note, letting a background singer take over, or singing less belty more breathy. I can easily tell this was the most effort she put in forever but was bummed super easily by tech issues.

What the fuck
Next week will definetly be better but the vocals weren’t nessesccarily bad i don’t understand the hate

I feel like we are being way too harsh on her for her vocals. She literally sang cherry & aw and didn’t playback like in forever, was ready to serve vocals in pwyc but the mic didn’t let her etc. I noticed her mood went downhill super quickly after she noticed her mic was screwed up and she also tried to incorporate all of her high notes by either singing them in a Lower note, letting a background singer take over, or singing less belty more breathy. I can easily tell this was the most effort she put in forever but was bummed super easily by tech issues.

I feel like we are being way too harsh on her for her vocals. She literally sang cherry & aw and didn’t playback like in forever, was ready to serve vocals in pwyc but the mic didn’t let her etc. I noticed her mood went downhill super quickly after she noticed her mic was screwed up and she also tried to incorporate all of her high notes by either singing them in a Lower note, letting a background singer take over, or singing less belty more breathy. I can easily tell this was the most effort she put in forever but was bummed super easily by tech issues.

Not sure if this was mentioned already but just realized she hadn’t performed since like last year and I think she would’ve GREATLY benefited from doing a few warm up shows first prior to headlining something so big as Coachella   

oh that makes sense now

Are we ignoring the fact that she started to pole

Okay but fr can we acknowledge what an unbelievably stunning voice billie has good lord I was mystified 

If Jon Batiste or Jack Antonoff come near that fucking coachella stage next weekend…..

I think she needs a better tour designer or someone she can work with to make her shows a cohesive performance cause it seems like she has good ideas (the motorcycles, the terrace, the stripper pole, hologram) but like with the awkward transitions and minutes of dead air in between some tracks makes it seem like the show was never ran through in full before being put on and then all the other shit that was wrong with the show performance wise and technically like gurl this was rough 

Aside from the awkward set, her asking for a new mic as soon as she noticed something was wrong could’ve saved it a little bit 😭