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Why is the official Shades of Cool audio on Lana's channel pitched and sped up . . .
 

Why is the official Shades of Cool audio on Lana's channel pitched and sped up . . .
 

And IMO, JK Rowling is way worse than Lana, because she meant what she said and did no misapp in her writing...

Is this the Shallow bridge?

The review of the DT cover ... I read no lies
 
A shame that the writer didn't seem to know that she was in fact even more lazy than they thought, and used a rando selfie from a show almost a year prior.
 

 
 

Lana needs to take singing lessons. 
 

I dont want snippets... she can keep them. Just one or two songs and then drop the record. There were way too many songs spoiled with NFR (before the leak).

no snnipets this time. she already destroyed my desire to listen with all those piano basic snnipets

Oh my God please don't go giving her ideas because we know she reads here
 
It's a nice enough photo, and it'd be fine as the back cover or in the booklet, but I don't want a rando pic of scenery as the COCC cover.

Idc what the album is about, I just know I want Hollywood on there

I actually think her face looks a more normal shape in that last selfie and I'm not really understanding what the fuss is about with this particular one?
 
The eyeliner was ... a choice, but other than that
 
To quote a dear friend, "beautiful crackhead" teas
 
https://twitter.com/yayosparadise/status/1268799618126675968

I'm going through my Lanz folder (which, as you can imagine, is full of absolutely crackheaded shit) and I don't remember if I ever posted this? And I just thought ... "sure, I'll post this because I enjoy being unhinged"
 
Her mantle:
 

 
Barrie's story around the same time:
 

 

Anyone who actually believes that this is being released on September 5 will be having disappointment for dinner that day.
 
Pretty soon we're going to get another typewritten statement which will detail, amongst other things, how she can no longer release it on that date for various reasons. Tbh, it's completely understandable given everything that's going on (for her personally, and worldwide).

maybe the dick was good we dont know

I hope she brings ANGRY and LOUD and STRONG vocals to this record.
 
SCREAM YOUR HEART OUT LANAAAAA! 
 

Fingers crossed the name is a satire, and she doesn't ACTUALLY believe in chemtrails. 
 

As much as I'm doubtful that we'll get a Sept 5th release, as Lana's history with release dates is spotty to say the least, I am glad we're not being teased for over a year with singles the way she did with NFR.  If she drops a single or two between now and September, I'd be fine... but that NFR pre-release era wore me out by the time the album finally dropped.  This time the album will feel a lot more fresh and surprising.

OMG BREAKING NEWS: The album is actually "CUMTRAILS OVER THE HUNTY GAY CLUB!"  and will be released under her new name lanA DEL GAY
The 1st single and video "Lemme Luv Ya Like A Homosexual" will be released this June to celebrate pride month! A pic from the video leaked:
 
 

remember when Lana said to Moby hes the type of man to be guillotined in a revolution? wheres that lady at 

Godt some of ya’ll are exhausting

I mean the first part is definitely going to happen because her shit always leaks.
 
Who will be this era's Cassette Girl? She is such a monumental figure to emulate.

Respectfully, where exactly is the elegant and clever political commentary in NFR? I must've missed it. Lines like "Kanye West is blonde and gone" make me want to neck, quite frankly.
 
If we're comparing from a purely political perspective, I feel that LFL has the edge. Except for Coachella

Its all fug.

Srsly so many missed opportunities
 
It was never gonna happen but I wanted one that said "ur poetry's bad"

I get very little wall space in my room but I put this up today and it makes me so happy.
 
https://imgur.com/a/deUGWB4