DeluluKing

Not tomorrow. Saturday. Nothing will happen tomorrow or lana will just announce. You cocctobers cant pretend victory tomorrow because the battle starts on september 5th

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The universe told me that we are going to listen to Yosemite so- You lost
RIGHT!!!!!! This is what the meantime means - before something.

The universe told me that we are going to listen to Yosemite so- You lost
RIGHT!!!!!! This is what the meantime means - before something.

but in that insta vid she was talking about chemtrails music video and then said "in the meantime, album coming soon" which for me means album is coming before mv

I hate kpop. So overrated X_X But some people like being hyped up about the numbers. "A lot of people like something = this must be great for suuure right?" Their music is weak af but they can dance and look nicely. That's it. Popular ones like BTS will be forgotten next 2-10 years when someone else will have even higher numbers. only the artists like Lana will never be forgotten.

the surprise is when we realize we're listening to album of the delusion decade 

the real delusional ones are those convinced we will not receive of the fruits of our labor, but the evidence is there! our mariah carey gifs will pay off in the end. cotcc will be released by september 5th and WE WILL ENJOY IT.    

Wait, I think I've cracked the code. 
She said September 5th right? So it's likely a worldwide release (NZ will have it on 6th).
You may be wondering, "where's the surprise of it?" The surprise is that she's actually releasing it and not just making shit up on a whim. We'll all be surprised when she actually comes through. 
That's it. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

JOIN US 

Honestly, team delusional is cruel for trying to recruit more members. PLEASE DON'T FALL FOR IT
 

the real delusionals r the ones thinking she isn’t dropping it on or before September 5th and I think it stems from a deeper issue

JOIN US, we have Pepsi and flower crowns 
 

september 5th is the release date team delusional are those who think otherwise 
 

So this saturday is that day. Cocctobers are very wrong. They are trying to be smart but they are actually stupid. Their hearts are closed. They need to be open

What a powerful mind--- LIKE I SAID:
 
The numbers are right.

The wind is right.

The universe is smiling at us.

Vanga said what she said

Lady Gaga Is on our side fighting for our delulu rights

Even Madonna predicted COCC IN 1994

WE WON WE WOOON! I CAN BREATHE THE GLORY!!!
 
Brother and sisters from the planed called Yosemite. We just know it-
WE ARE GOING TO GET A BEAUTIFUL COCC ON SEPTEMBER 5
This is our predicted and undeniable destiny. DeluluKing can't be wrong.
Just trust me - trust your souls and god bless.

i think im team delulu again!!! if the album was delayed she would've said so in the IG video, i think. no reason not to, tbh.

No honey. You won't be happy. Stop lying to yourself Cocctobers. We all know that you need the album this week. Stay positive and trust your hearts for 2 days more. We'll consider the options but on september 6th.

Ugh 2 days more. It wont be released in NZ first as always. I manifest a suprise digital worldwide release. 

Ugh 2 days more. It wont be released in NZ first as always. I manifest a suprise digital worldwide release. 

Delulus stay strong Im with you

lana del rey gave us the september 5th date herself... it will be a lowkey surprise release and everybody is in on it but WE cannot be fooled.
 

Ugh 2 days more. It wont be released in NZ first as always. I manifest a suprise digital worldwide release. 

I love that we’ve brought up our logical fallacies here! LanaBoards logicians unite  

team "delusional" has logic on our side. Fact: Lana said the album is coming on Sept 5th. Fact: Lana was filming a music video in late August. Fact: Lana confirmed she's working on a music video, and reiterated that the album is coming. Fact: Lana never said the album has been delayed or isn't coming on the 5th.