honeycookie

To make the thread more worse than it is:
 
Lana sings in This is what makes us girls those following lyrics:
 
Stealin' police cars with the senior guys
 
Running from the cops in our black bikini tops
Screaming, "Get us while we're hot, get us while we're hot"
 
Warning! This theory is meant as  a joke !
Sean Larkin want revenge bc  Lana did those disrespectful things to the police
So he starts to date  Lana and take her to a beer festival so that she relaps.
 
 
BUT
 
Lana moved from stealin police cars to dating a racist reality tv cop
and they really got Lana

Now she def needs her Tesla mom car

She dresses like one so...

why couldn’t lana be MY step mom? fuck this shit

I'm screaming

Remember when we used to about Lana hanging out with the instagram baddies drinking matcha and stuff? Well this is proof that things can and will get worse.

It's reported that they are there with his son or daughter and his/her friends, and his children attend the school/are alumni. The girl in the first picture is the best friend of either the son or daughter, according to who posted the picture x

why are cops always into highschool football? 

gays can dream

NY record incoming, bye Cali.

cops are good at deception.

i can imagine him breaking my skull with his pig baton.

Back in New York!
 
Maybe she’ll start acting like one of her other alters again

Definitely her hottest man yet.
Imagine him choking you out

Just saw these pictures a minute ago, apparently from today.
 

Are you blind? You cannot honestly tell me that you cant see the obvious changes she has made to her brow bridge. 
 
I'm just laughing now at how blatantly your trolling.
 
EDIT: And in no way am i shaming her. Its her body and im glad she has the wealth to change it however she sees fit to suit her idea of asthestics and I would totally go gay for her because she is hella hot

Sigh, fine. Here. If you still don't see it then you're just refusing to see it. Also it's been known since forever that she gets filler done nso don't make it sound so far fetched. There is literally a proof of it. Her doctir posted her pre and post procedure on their website.
 

y’all are dumb, she’s obviously a sleep paralysis demon

this comment is giving me "nfr cover is an example of camp" delusion teas

I think Lana knows Jay-Z though, I remember when he released his album 4:44 he previewed it at a listening party in LA to get peoples feedback  and opinions and Lana was one of only like 10-15 people there.

Clip of her entering/leaving the party -

okay but her friend she was with (Valerie Vogt) is good friends with Serena Williams - who is beyonces bff ... so I wonder if lana was Valeries +1

Not me reading this thread title expecting to click and see some elaborate costume from Miss Lana...will I ever learn?

Looks like she was trying to go for Morticia and then gave up quickly into the look and was like
yknow what i'm just gonna draw a cross on my chest and leave it at that
 
lol anyways Good to see Miss Lana out in NY 

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! literally no