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interior - the pa-pa-perfect (dis)illusion lounge presented by titos economy vodka
 

 
*the girls sit together, anxiously waiting for the results of lanaboards next top model. lindsay is yet to show up, and rumours are swirling that she is not even on the premises yet*
 
rupaul strikes out at mitski yet again, this time for unknown reasons. anya tries to calm the situation by complimenting her sparkly gown, but rupaul misinterprets it as anya calling her shrek. rupaul storms out

Yes she didn't submit which is pretty on-brand for her lbr

Yes she didn't submit which is pretty on-brand for her lbr

Yes she didn't submit which is pretty on-brand for her lbr

@bunoner I TOLD YOU 

Yes she didn't submit which is pretty on-brand for her lbr

Yes she didn't submit which is pretty on-brand for her lbr

just letting you guys know that i didn't mean this  i was just so caught up with the met gala that day... whenever a new game starts i will go all in and have so much fun!

Yes she didn't submit which is pretty on-brand for her lbr

Yes she didn't submit which is pretty on-brand for her lbr

Backstage, moments before the final runway, the tension was palpable.
RuPaul, still livid about her missing dress, confronted Mitski…
— I know you took it, you weird freakzoid. I will dismember you… she accused, eyes blazing. Mitski, maintaining her calm, and sweetness retorted: —I didn’t touch your stupid dress, you stupid bald bitch. Stop blaming me for your Amnesia you old hag…
Anya, AGAIN, caught in the middle, tried to defuse the situation, AGAIN… — Can we just focus on the show? This is our moment! We might serve in the North Korean army for 5 years!! Don’t forget it girls
 
Kim Kardashian,  lieutenant of the south North Korean base stormed in, barking orders: —Enough! Get your fucking ass up and strut the runway. It seems like nobody wants to strut the runway these days
 
As they moved to their positions, RuPaul leaned in to Anya, whispering: —Watch your back. Anya, exasperated, just shook her head.
The models took their places for the second runway, the drama still simmering beneath the surface.
 

Before the finale, the models got the chance to be apart of Pyongyang Fashion Week.
 
Backstage at the show, chaos reigned as models and stylists scrambled to prepare.
 
RuPaul was frantically searching for her misplaced dress, fuming with anger, accused Mitski of stealing it.
Anya, caught in the middle, tried to mediate but ended up tangled in a web of accusations and tears.
Just as the tension reached its peak, the show director stormed in, demanding order and pushing the girls onto the runway.
 
 
PYONGYANG FASHION WEEK PHOTOS
 

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I spoke to special guest Kim Jong Un and got his opinion on the show:
 
"Girl I was gagged. We have been watching LNTM since the beginning and mama they simply slayed. I know who my winner is.
Though, I do miss Tinashe. She matched my freak as f*ck on a mad hoe chile."
- Kim Jong Un
 

 
 
Stay tuned for the finale tonight where one model will be crowed the winner...
 

 

@bunoner I TOLD YOU 

@bunoner I TOLD YOU 

I just don't understand
I mean, "I was a bulimic college dropout with no family" isn't poetry (and neither is the rest)
If she wants to share this stuff then fine but pressing tab a few times and italicising rando words doesn't make it a poem
 
Based on what
Cos if we're going by actual poetry standards then Lana wins
Not that it's a contest

top 3... just wow, i could not believe. i would like to thank my fans, my supporters & my fellow girls for helping me through. good luck  to the other girls tomorrow 

@bunoner WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU!

I just don't understand
I mean, "I was a bulimic college dropout with no family" isn't poetry (and neither is the rest)
If she wants to share this stuff then fine but pressing tab a few times and italicising rando words doesn't make it a poem
 
Based on what
Cos if we're going by actual poetry standards then Lana wins
Not that it's a contest

I just don't understand
I mean, "I was a bulimic college dropout with no family" isn't poetry (and neither is the rest)
If she wants to share this stuff then fine but pressing tab a few times and italicising rando words doesn't make it a poem
 
Based on what
Cos if we're going by actual poetry standards then Lana wins
Not that it's a contest

I agree; it's really disappointing that she chooses to work with the most cookie cutter producer
It just feels like he embodies everything her music isn't meant to be
IMO NFR is the best of the albums he's done with her but I feel like that may be due to the past still influencing.
COCC, BB and DYKTUOB are lacklustre imo. Although they have highlights, I find it tedious to listen to any of them in their entirety whereas I can easily listen to her other albums without skips
Maybe it's just me not adapting to her new sound idk. Is there anyone out there who actually prefers her later albums? 
I would love to see her work with Isa Summers or just anyone she hasn't worked with before
I also think country is a bad choice on paper. I feel like it's gonna be a snooze 
That genre is one that's very nuanced and country artists spend their entire careers perfecting their sound in that genre
She has every right to switch it up and try it but it feels like you need to be all-in to succeed in that genre so idk 

Crikey

Lana Del Rey is a reverse employer. a rich singer who one day hired Wally Crowder and fired him the next, replacing him with a stage full of lifeguards and writhing dancers

Female artists from the 90s don't get the credit they deserve in terms of influence
Artists like Shirley Manson, Alanis Morrisette and Jewel have influenced modern alt pop more than they get credit for

Crikey