plastiscguy

y’all i KNOW this is clownery and delusion but just... imagine if we got a new surprise single tmrw... or just.. the tracklist/album cover.. i’m really starting to believe myself. help.

To be fair, every time a Lana tracklist has leaked people have made fun of the titles thinking they're fake. 

That tracklist will turn out to be real and 

same! let the clownery begin!

What part of "album coming out next month" you don't understand? oh my god, some of you are very irritating, neither september 6 nor september 30, it's coming in AUGUST f*ck

Norman Fucking Rockwell being censored on the explicit version of the album

It doesn’t look terrible. And I don’t hate the idea of starting with H2D. I really want In Your Car to have another name, though. I actually like that name but I just wanna be surprised when I’m first listening to the record and I don’t know which one it is and then a song ends and all of a sudden the next song opens with those warm piano chords and it’s just total bliss. It’d be such a moment.

wow just looking at this fake tracklist makes me realize how many songs(and snippets) we’ve already heard... kinda wish she’d either added more songs or just not of teased as many tracks as she did. :/

honestly its kinda cute

I'd...be okay with this

My crackhead uncle who you might know as one of the most famous FBI/NASA agents confirmed that NFR has been reworked into a Christmas album and it’ll release in February. He knows this bc he works at a lice, fleas & ticks company in Antartica
 
Do you guys want me to ask him anything?

If NFR is out August 30th then what's the worst that could happen to a gay whose hope is already lost... 

If NFR is out August 30th then what's the worst that could happen to a gay whose hope is already lost... 

If NFR is out August 30th then what's the worst that could happen to a gay whose hope is already lost... 

Happiness is a Butterfly and How to Disappear are the best songs on the record I bet.

August please come and go the fuck away so I can listen to NFR in the fall

https://youtu.be/4019moVg9pM

i'm russian so i decided to contact one of those russian stores (https://checkpoint.com.ru/katalog/katalog/muzyka/vinyl/lp/lana-del-rey-norman-fucking), the guy who answered seems pretty familiar with the situation, i guess he owns the store. i asked about the release date, he confirmed nfr's gonna drop on the 30th (info from universal) along with the vinyl on his site bc "it's a huge release for us". he said there's no more info about the album and mentioned lana  being lazy not sharing anything early with her previous albums. he guesses we'll see the cover in 2 weeks and he'll post the tracklist closer to the release date. forgot to ask about the ltd vinyl color    you can still guess and make it to 3000 pages here

Let’s start a summoning circle for Lana to release a music video as iconic, as revolutionary, as masterful as Shades of Cool.... like. Even to this day it is literally one of the best pieces of film in modern history. No other artist can relate. It is on another level

Yeah not gonna lie she really fucked over her fan base w this era. Releasing songs a YEAR before the album, holding off on news for so long and being vague and also basically treating this era like shit so far- bad single covers, low quality music videos (dont @ me and say the VB video is a vibe, I get it but imagine 9 min of homemade/Chuck footage as opposed to the same footage looped for 9 mins)
Like I’m excited but at the same time I’m nervous? I really feel like this album could go either way. Like... imagine if we don’t get an album trailer, a decent album cover, one decent music video....... at this point the album cover could literally be a selfie and the vinyl could be shitstain brown. Like. It’s scary. 2014-15 UV-HM lana is rolling in her grave

I feel zero excitement. Why can’t she just tweet something like “special announcement soon xo” I just want to feel the vibe of something really coming and not just fucking guessing if it’s coming this or that day or fucking never

I know we've basically got "legit" information about the album coming next month, but I truly feel nothing's gonna happen...did I truly lost hope...?
 
 
I've been waiting around in my fucking clowngown
24/7, fucking Norman...
They think that we're happy, they know that we're not
Cause at best she gave us Doin Time...
But hope is a dangerous thing
For a faggot like me to have...
But I don't have...
It, yeah I don't have...
It, I don't have...
No, I don't have...

I remember waiting for Tropico and how frustrating it was the lack of news about the release date and now it seems like it wasn't that bad