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OMG maybe she is hiding the Cherry music video there     

I’m trying to hold back laughter because I’m at work but imagine the site goes back up and the only thing that’s changed is it’s all in neon comic sans

She sent us her nudes and encrypted them with a password. She literally said "Send nudes to you" during VB on the last show. It was a promise not a threat and she DELIVERED

ok maybe this is a very stupid idea but
 
the registrar of shoplanadelrey.com is domains@interscope.com
maybe we can email and ask whats going on cuz we wanted to buy the LFL boxset or smth

Actually after watching a bunch of quick tutorials on hacking sites, I could access the website. Lana is now selling merch with minions everywhere. Minions! We should have expected this since she liked that video of Gru on YouTube. Also, the password was: iamsecretlycardib

Btw with my little to no experience w tech I made it in. Once it opens it’s just a giant coupon for $5 off your first 5 sessions of soul cycle. The password is: matchagurl123x

I’ve said it before & I’ll said it again, someone NEEDS to take one for the team & seduce Win Edwards. He probably doesn’t know anything but it’s worth a fuckin try

Win Edwards hacked the site and will sell his neverending pics of Lana with him in there

Omgomgomg I just recalled the Honeymoon hotline and my delulu mind wants to believe that this password site is something cool and mysterious as well??

The password is "TRUMATIC" and it gives you a code to have a discount for matcha tea

I have a theory that makes more sense than it actually dropping.
 
Her managers ask her “why are you so mean to them? You’ve been teasing for months”
 
Lana: “you wanna see why? Let’s test them. Do a mock up on my website & ask for a password”
 
*fast forward to all of us trying to hack into that shit*
 
Lana: see why I won’t give these stinky motherfuckers jack shit?

Have u tried MatchaChaCha, BaddieBish1985, 1234, etc?

Have u tried MatchaChaCha, BaddieBish1985, 1234, etc?

Maybe Lana's finally deleting her entire discography 

What if they’re just fixing the whole gods & monsters issue snakksmskssj

Have u tried MatchaChaCha, BaddieBish1985, 1234, etc?

Guys If the website is locked it has to be for a good reason. Stop going crazy. Stop trying to find a way in, just be patient & in time, someone will hack it and we will have access
 
 
I bet you thought that sentence was going somewhere else

Have u tried MatchaChaCha, BaddieBish1985, 1234, etc?

Have u tried MatchaChaCha, BaddieBish1985, 1234, etc?

Have u tried MatchaChaCha, BaddieBish1985, 1234, etc?

Have u tried MatchaChaCha, BaddieBish1985, 1234, etc?

https://shoplanadelrey.com/password
 
Charlie's Angels track coming soon? Her store is now locked with a password.

If she drops another song, it better be In Your Car. I cannot wait any longer 

imagine if there wasn't any album cover at all LOL like you just open up spotify and it says "New Release by Lana Del Rey!" and all you see is  

i feel like the album trailer was just her insta post of HIAB captioned "Norman Fucking Rockwell" lol