Shanice Jones

I think we should burn Sheridan’s house if he’s messing with us 

I think we should burn Sheridan’s house if he’s messing with us 

I think we should burn Sheridan’s house if he’s messing with us 

Knowing Lana, she might be asleep 

I think we should burn Sheridan’s house if he’s messing with us 

Knowing Lana, she might be asleep 

I FEEL IT TOO SHE'S ABOUT TO SEND IT OMG IT'S UPLOADING
 
 

Knowing Lana, she might be asleep 

the fact that 74 members are in this thread literally only because it's 9am in LA
 

She’s gonna do something within the next hour.
 
She posted the following at these times:
 
NFR cover and tracklist - 9:06 AM
MAC single cover - 9:45 AM
LFL cover - 9:35 AM

And I don’t have the exact time, but the Honeymoon cover, tracklist and pre-order posts were also posted between 9 and 10 AM, as I remember waking up to see those! 

Lana we know u reading this, SAY STH

Sheridan's apology video leaked:

sheridan gets roasted by fans

lana plans to release a surprise album when she announced it 3 months ago 

I'm sure this was all planned by Miss Grant: Lana wants a surprise release, but we all know that girl can't keep her mouth shut and she's clearly dying to tell us everything so she started shitposting random things on instagram to not spoil us... at the same time, she wanted to reassure us and let us know that things are going on behind the scenes and something's coming quite soon, so she asked Sherry to post cryptic messages on Instagram (knowing that we'd eventually found him), hashtagging the album... Do you think he'd even know the name of it, otherwise? I bet he barely knows SS remix, anyways 

Me explaining to Ben why Lana's hairdresser doesn't deserve gay rights
 

i've been looking at the people lana follows she's so random lmao, she follows a hillary duff fan account 

Lana will post the magazine spread/shoot on her Insta tomorrow and in the caption she'll mention when COCC is coming. She'll tag Sheridan and other team who worked on the shoot. 
That seems the most likeliest scenario.
 
For some reason I feel like she'll keep the cover and tracklist hush hush until the day it literally drops 

Album announcement today + preorder tomorrow + album drops next Friday.
 
Also Lana changed her stage name to Shanice 

ben explaining how we are the worse fan base of all time in the comments when our Saturday evening wrath gets out of hand

I shazamed TJF and..... nothing.

sherdian will face the wrath of a 1000 stans if he's lying to us or if it's not album related
 

I shazamed TJF and..... nothing.

that's what they want you to think...