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the "very cute" covert art makes me excited, her visual era is coming. if the 70's cover art matches the vibe of the song in anyway it will make me even happier 

her "cheek to cheek" era is coming 

the fact that she's covering a song that is sampled in a song that she's already covered is really reminding me of how she constantly reused lyrics back in the day   

I want her to write THE most edgiest shit for WHF, like some real polarising stuff. I want pussy cola-he hit me and it felt like a kiss REALNESS 

they better keep that youtube channel tho

Welcome to LANALYSIS, where we get real unhealthy in our obsessions and absolutely revel in it.

This is a project I've been maintaining for a while now--Lana + Analysis...get it? The basic purpose is to relate every one of her songs (that's right, every last one of them) to her known and assumed relationships. Not a stone is left unturned. Privacy is violated. The fans rejoice. Mind you, it’s all pure speculation, but ~this is what makes us stans~

It’s pretty long but an interesting read, if I do say so myself. I hope you enjoy it in all it’s updated glory, and I will continue to update as new information is revealed and new songs come out. I will also be adding pictures, sources, etc. Stay tuned!

Let’s get started!



EARLY RELATIONSHIPS (1985 - ~2005)



LOCAL ROCKSTARS (~2005 - 2009)



YOU MADE ME NICE FOR A WHILE (2009 - 2011)



POST-BREAKTHROUGH (2011+)



IN THE LAND OF DISCREPANCIES



ADVANCED LANALYSIS



IN SUMMARY..

Lingering questions…
- Who the fuck is K?
- Who the fuck is Ray?
- Who the fuck is Bill? Is Bill really K? Does Bill matter at all?
- What significance do cars play? She mentions eight in total (white Corvette, white Pontiac, blue Chevy Nova/Chevrolet, Cadillac convertible, Mercedes, pickup truck, Lamborghini, Bugatti Veyron)
- When was she/who was she with in New York City and New Jersey? Ditto LA? Most mysterious and pressing, her time in the South?
- Did she have a fling with Bradley Soileau?
- Did Chris C. matter enough to her for her to write songs about him?

Assumptions Made:
- Lana was a gogo dancer.
- K is a drug dealer/murderer, dead or on death row.
- Jimmy is her ex-fiancé, addicted to cocaine despite a Wikipedia page stressing how healthy he is, associated with Chevrolets.
- Much of Sirens is about completely different relationships.
- She fucked Bradley.
- Mike controlled her career but their relationship wasn’t associated with anything fucked up like drugs or stripping.


Thanks for reading! I crave both your feedback and theories! This remains a forum collaboration and I don't claim to have the final say on Lanalytical manners.

For the sake of believability, I'm always hunting receipts, and currently:
- The interview where she refers to "Yayo" as the prequel to "Video Games"
- The interview where she describes "Video Games" as dealing with mutual sobriety in a relationship--her and her partner both staying clean.
- The interview where she talks about meeting her boyfriend in rehab and being dazzled by his small-scale celebrity.

She just needs to give us an album full of Velvet Crowbars, TOSTBs, and Queen of Disasters etc give us angry fiery passionate vocals again period! (Obviously with much better production and vocal takes lmao)

i wonder if this would have even been a big thing if the original post was on her private honeymoon account?
speaking of, she should really start using that account again... now might be a good time

We have video of three songs from her December 16, 2008 show at the Living Room: "The End of the World", "Trash Magic", and "Yayo". But we don't know how many songs she performed that night. We have no video from her October 24, 2008 show at the Living Room. A subsection devoted to all her early shows before she was well-known is coming soon. Stay tuned.

I guess Lana really meant it when she said she and her momma don't get along

as opposed to someone who has?

She is always so messy with released dates, but I don't really care because she is SERVINNN

She is always so messy with released dates, but I don't really care because she is SERVINNN

She is always so messy with released dates, but I don't really care because she is SERVINNN

She is always so messy with released dates, but I don't really care because she is SERVINNN

I would love to see this. 20 days doesn’t sound a long time for this woman. I mean she sat on the visuals for UV for a year and used it for Freak, I think she’s not the impatient type to work with him. Guillermo is so humble. lol

They’ve already tried dragging other celebrities who they ended up not being on good terms with, but they’re getting more backlash for it because people are starting to see through them and Kim and her sisters were in the wrong. They could try, but it’ll probably be thrown back at them- like even though I’m not a fan of TS, this could be a taste of karma for Kayne name-dropping Taylor and putting a naked wax-figure of her in his creepy music video. So neither Kim or Kanye can say shit, really.

"Okay Google... leak Bartender" 

That kid has to come from a lot of money. Even if he worked two jobs, he wouldn't be able to afford flying around back and fourth and hotel stays plus concert tickets etc. He's a young kid not the CEO of some company so he's got to be one of those trust fund kids or something. What a great life he has.

This bitch owns like 4 differents houses. She probably has one entire house only to keep flower crowns and heart-shapped glasses

Lana please dont become a basic bitch (musically) cause i mean she hangs with basic ppl irl so... 
 
Im lowkey kinda sad Lana is probs gonna become even more mainstream than she has in the last years. Whatever makes her happy tho

Hope Lana becomes good friends w Miley n co. since her current friend group is..........pathetic limelight hogging born again christians lmao

this or NFR will drop and it wont get as much attention/promotion as the single does lol
a miley x lana collab wouldnt be terrible..i don't like miley's stuff but i dont have anything against her personally. whereas miss grande..... 

Apparently she did in fact do a song with Drake, according to a few members here who have insider knowledge.
 
@ me next time
 
And no, I'm not 'anti-pop', I'm just not a fan of these particular artists. 

Maybe I could get on board with Miley, if the song sounds something like Malibu x West Coast. But not a fan of the others at all. Why is she even doing songs with generic mainstream artists? First Drake, now this. Good lord.