AkaLizzy

ok i have a theory and this is a wild one - maybe azealia banks actually cursed her?  everything was fine until right around when they got in that spat and look at Lana now.  btw, my stan card is officially burnt.  Lana can go choke on a box of rocks.  i hope her parents and family disown her and she becomes homeless, i hope it's extremely hard for her to find a job because everyone keeps clocking her, and i hope the church tells her that God thinks she's evil and will never accept or love her, and i hope Cha Cha Matcha bans her for indecent behavior, i hope that someone tries to forcibly convert her back to being a bad bitch, and i hope multiple countries around the world institute laws where you can be stoned and killed for being a dumb basic matcha sipping bad fashion loser.  i can think of certain groups who already go through that, but Lana doesnt care about them.  MAYBE she will understand why she's such a dumbass for getting rich and famous off of gays' love for her and then stabbing us all in the back because she's ignorant and apathetic.
 
hope is a glorious thing for anyone to have, and i have it, but Lana Del Rey does not have it.  she wants to have hope, but she's stuck in an ugly, basic, soulless, LA white girl rabbit hole.  she has no hope for this world or for her future.  she's a basic and selfish, and now mediocre used-to-be pop star, and i hope she fades to oblivion.  she should try actually living in the trailer park and dancing for money instead of just pretending - then she can wow the world with her authenticity

I genuinely like Coachella.. I think it’s because of the outro because the rest is just meh

a hilarious GEMINI

Lana can respond to a tweet about her sun sign but nothing about NFR? Am I surprised???

she sees people referring to her as a gemini yet pretends not to see the questions about the album

@@GeminiLanaFan is the only gemini person i'll accept

Lana girl, I gotta be honest w you. You’re being a real bitch at this moment

I feel like I should’ve seen this messy era coming the moment she started to wear black shirts and yoga pants on stage.

genuinely upsets me that a woman who produced stunning things like ride and tropico can end up being a boring matcha mom who only cares about writing her bad poetry and recycling videos that dont fit with the songs they're put with
 
sigh.

A girl that have THIS on her carrer and no video award.. We can assume that is something really bad with the award. She should never put her clean feets there
 

idc what you all say there is absolutely no way she isn't doing this intentionally.
 
she knows what shes doing and shes continuing to do it on purpose.
 
maybe hillsong really did make her homophobic huh. i mean she didn't acknowledge pride month 

"I made this account to tell you you're a bunch of ungrateful whores :)"

No way peroxide was graham. But I miss them both

You really wrote all this...... after you get a thorough answer that acknowledges all these points and explains perfectly why we’re frustrated a page or two back? I can’t even.

kween of falling for the same shit over and over again

Pretty much never. Her music came into my life during a very significant time and will always care for her for giving me an escape during that time. Actually, still till this day, those same songs keep me going. 

Still fresh after all these years and I've played it to death <3

She’s literally said the album’s finished twice. Her managers have basically said it'll be out whenever she feels like putting it out. It appears she’s just sitting on an album that’s been finished for going on five to six months now. The only one who knows what the hold up is is probably Lana herself

I won't mind if she cancels the whole thing. I already have How To Disappear anyway, she can keep the rest if she wants 

re-enabled my finsta just to comment. if she does end up deleting mine i’m seriously unstanning and DLing all her albums into my phone so i don’t give her streams. i’m already close to doing that anyway!

Okay.
 
Okay ... I know some people are gonna be like, "Oh my God Rorman, you pick on everything!" (Yes. Yes, I do) but like ... why is there a random crosshatched triangle in the far right corner? Is it like ... an ode to a Cha Cha Matcha napkin?
 

this is the worst timing for me goddamnit, i wanna see this new layout but i just got suspended on twitter for "verbally abusing" the governor of alabama

Yeah that person doesn’t have a friend who used to work at interscope lmao or they’d be giving us a lot more info

Thank you! Love this x

the best song shes done in a while and
 
1. she didn't even write it
2. it wont be on the album
 
once again im boo boo the fool