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so what I’m hearing is there’s no confirmation 

so what I’m hearing is there’s no confirmation 

i have all of eclipses's photo and acronym teases saved in a little tab folder on my computer. i love it personally but i also love crosswords sudoku and jigsaw puzzles...  so i get why people might hate it  
 
let eclipse toy with us honestly... makes prerelease more interesting. if eclipse just came out and said "she sings the lyric: listening to kings of leon and white stripes" the conversation about it might last 1 page... but when you're given a photo of kings of leon and white stripes and grass and a busker you theorize, you think, you post your thoughts. he's just giving us prompts for the papers of delusion we write. 
 
anyways DATMIMBC DIOIWON <333333333 i can't wait to hear what these are

without @Eclipse we wouldn't be constantly on our toes!! it adds to the excitement instead of waiting for the announcement like sitting ducks! 
 
anyway I don't wanna fall asleep and miss the announcement we're never getting 

Miss @Eclipse is the OG attention seeker but can we not attack him just cause Lana and her team are a big bore? 
Some days y'all are literally crawling into his private parts and make a fool out of urselves with acronyms and stuff but  now you hate the poor sis because Miss Rey is high on matcha again and forgot to post about WD? That's unfair as f*ck

whilst i do appreciate the info Eclipse gives us, I do have this small fantasy in my mind of how funny it would be if one day during a future era when he comes on to give us accronyms and picture puzzle teases, another brand new leaker pops up and just solves each and every one of the puzzles directly after he posts them, completely high-jacking the game
but in all seriousness i think it's super dumb for people to switch up and insult someone who has given us at least SOMETHING to do in the pre-release other than suggesting vinyl colors or posting non-lana songs that they hope the album sounds like, or talking about jack/NFR.
 
(also, i can assure everyone here that when I listen to white dress I won't remember a single acronym and look back at my "fond memories of decoding" seeing as in literally couldnt name a single letter from any of the ones he gave....the only thing ill remember is kings of leon, white stripes, and grass LOL)

cabbagegate incoming 

Excuse me but cabbages are rich in vitamin A and C and are basically like empty calories. So yeah I'm def eating that up. 

anyways, we havent had a scat attack in quite some time so White Dress is definitely not coming

Omg not some of y'all really hating on @Eclipse he skates on thin ice and the fbi must be monitoring him like 24/7. Be grateful! 

didn't you know that fights in the pre-release thread are ALWAYS tradition before a lana album/song drops?? i'm just keeping the thread alive.   

It's been the same for almost 6 years and 4 eras now. Only difference is I take myself less seriously nowadays and don't care about random f*gs switching on me daily.
 
Cabbage as food?

there’s no reason to fight girls we’re literally getting song of the decade in less than 48 HOURS WHY ARENT WE PREPARING
 

 

LMLYLAW grew on me so much oh wow i cant believe were getting a new album within the next 3 weeks or less depending on when it leaks

The fact that every era the pre release threads are the same
 
At first everyone loves eclipse and other insiders for giving us info, then when they don’t give enough or exactly what was asked they are a worthless piece of crap with no life  
 
it ain’t that serious. I get it’s a little annoying not knowing for sure what’s going to happen, but we will literally know in like 12 to 24 hours and if it wasn’t for these people we would literally know NOTHING considering all Lana has done is post two  Instagram posts for the entire album 

I beg to differ. I think everyone will be like "omg so that acronym is THAT" when they hear it for the first time and curse me out, which sounds fun.
It's not my problem there are no concrete news. Take it up with the managers and the lady herself.

never said i don't appreciate the info. like i said, you're reliable and accurate. but the consistent teasing gets a little annoying once in awhile. just saying. we're all going a little stir crazy today w no concrete news about WD.  that's fact bestie. 

so what I’m hearing is there’s no confirmation 

Reminder, it was never confirmed to be released the 26th. Not a single person on Lana’s team even hinted at the 26th. One website said the 26th and that’s it 
 
remember that when the mood gets super sour and everyone starts attacking Lana/her team 

worst case scenario I kill all the hype, and she does drop the song tomorrow/Friday and I’m proven wrong! Which I’ll gladly take!! I just don’t like the vibe that occurs once something we think is going to happen, doesn’t happen. 
 
 
Eclipse said he’d tell us once he got confirmation and he hasn’t said anything yet soooo 

I’m sorry!!! I’m just very team realistic and I don’t like how angry everyone gets once things don’t go how we want 

I’m not saying what I’m saying is 100% possible, I just use previous patterns and how she seems to handle things as a guide.. February 26th made perfect sense of the album was coming out next week, but with the very last minute push back, it makes more sense to keep the single for the week before to build up on the hype 
 
But it could go both ways since she ‘surprise released’ LMLYLW, but she was very vocal of when we could expect title track video and preorder and with her already teasing the White Dress video I don’t see her just randomly dropping it. And if it comes with a video, I definitely don’t think it’s gonna to be a midnight release.. it’s going to be more title track where it releases at a set time. I just really don’t think she’s going to leave us in the dark but just a game
 

so what I’m hearing is there’s no confirmation 

so what I’m hearing is there’s no confirmation 

I don't think anyone on here will be like "omg Eclipse's little acronym game was so fun on LB" when they are going to hear 'White Dress' for the first time. 

Reminder, it was never confirmed to be released the 26th. Not a single person on Lana’s team even hinted at the 26th. One website said the 26th and that’s it 
 
remember that when the mood gets super sour and everyone starts attacking Lana/her team