Fart Deco

'cause it's COCC lead single! You just don't know it, yet 

this is so dumb but i'm having a really difficult time trying to figure out what song this is supposed to go to 

'cause it's COCC lead single! You just don't know it, yet 

Imagine a Lanaboards writing camp 

WAIT... why doesn't she hire us

Gimme cherry coke, no, not Bacardi!
 
Before y'all come for my lyrical abilities we all know she's capable of rhyming Cardi with Bacardi.

Gimme cherry coke, no, not Bacardi!
 
Before y'all come for my lyrical abilities we all know she's capable of rhyming Cardi with Bacardi.

Gimme cherry coke, no, not Bacardi!
 
Before y'all come for my lyrical abilities we all know she's capable of rhyming Cardi with Bacardi.

Gimme cherry coke, no, not Bacardi!
 
Before y'all come for my lyrical abilities we all know she's capable of rhyming Cardi with Bacardi.

Walking in the mart
Its my new hobby
Costco with my coupons
On my cart I'm doing wheelies
 

I’m on Instagram, see who’s live - oh, it’s Cardi! 

Fixed it 
 

Imagine if she dropped the album trailer out of the blue... I mean she posted the LFL one out of nothing, 4 months before the album! 
Even without spoiling any song, just to introduce us to the aesthetic of the era (if there’s one)... please... 

I hope that with the new era they're gonna change her picture on the cover of the This is Lana Del Rey playlist on Spotify... I swear that's the least flattering photo they could've chose... and she also has to change her twitter profile pic, since Doin' Time it's long and gone.

It amazes me how prolific she is... in less than 10 years she gave us: 5 album (with a 6th on its way), 1 EP, 1 poetry book (a second one next year) and a ton of soundtracks songs! I love her (even if she's unreliable).

Imagine if she dropped the album trailer out of the blue... I mean she posted the LFL one out of nothing, 4 months before the album! 
Even without spoiling any song, just to introduce us to the aesthetic of the era (if there’s one)... please... 

Imagine if she dropped the album trailer out of the blue... I mean she posted the LFL one out of nothing, 4 months before the album! 
Even without spoiling any song, just to introduce us to the aesthetic of the era (if there’s one)... please... 

Imagine if she dropped the album trailer out of the blue... I mean she posted the LFL one out of nothing, 4 months before the album! 
Even without spoiling any song, just to introduce us to the aesthetic of the era (if there’s one)... please... 

Imagine if she dropped the album trailer out of the blue... I mean she posted the LFL one out of nothing, 4 months before the album! 
Even without spoiling any song, just to introduce us to the aesthetic of the era (if there’s one)... please... 

Imagine if she dropped the album trailer out of the blue... I mean she posted the LFL one out of nothing, 4 months before the album! 
Even without spoiling any song, just to introduce us to the aesthetic of the era (if there’s one)... please... 

Imagine if she dropped the album trailer out of the blue... I mean she posted the LFL one out of nothing, 4 months before the album! 
Even without spoiling any song, just to introduce us to the aesthetic of the era (if there’s one)... please... 

we need her to never ever speak about that again. 

The amount of amazing promo dreamt up on this site that will never be. Lit rally a tragedy luv. 

Imagine Lana posted a video of her reading "Past the Bushes Cyprus Thriving" and at first we're all like Ugh not another poem, but then when she says "like a chemtrail" she stops and stares at the camera intensely and then the music starts to get super wild and it merges into the Chemtrails album trailer and blows all our minds. 

Her dye job is so bad. The Tulsa Trumpies really did her dirty...