Fart Deco

I hate to say it, but I’m bouncing off team delusional
 
I think since she posted that video announcing everything, the ‘surprise’ part of the album was dropped, she didn’t say the 5th because it’s not coming the 5th. 
 
If it’s going to he streaming only the 5th like so many of you claim, and you also say it takes a day max to upload an album, they wouldn’t be keeping hush hush about it because there’d be no risk 
 
:/ 
 
prove my wrong lana

when i first saw the video she posted i was like damn it really is not coming on the 5th huh but then the theories on here made me think it is again  i hatelove yall
 

I don't even know what to manifest anymore... sad, uh? 

the record stores and music companies won't give us a concrete answer, because they're all in on it! ben mawson and ed millet have got them wrapped around their silly little fingers thinking they can keep this album away from the lipsters, they think they have us fooled, but in reality, we fooled them! chemtrails over the country club coming this saturday! 
 

 

I don't know, with her last ig video she made me lose hope on a 4th/5th release but I'll be pleasantly surprised if COCC will actually drop this weekend!

I cannot believe I’m not part of TeamDelusional anymore. I’d be really surprised if the album was out Saturday after her last post. 

Think about the fact that she is probably reading the comments on her ig post, and we have a lot of TeamDelulu there. So, in that case, if the album was really delayed she would let us know by now

Bookmark this post; here is some hope for you all...
 
1. Two days before May 26th 2017, Lana posted to Twitter “July 21st fam”, which cleared up the fact that LFL was coming on July 21st and not the widely-reported May 26th date that never came from her. The July 21st date was first reported in her cover story of Paris Match magazine, which was published a few weeks before her tweet. 
 
2. We are 3 days away from September 5th, a date that Lana did give us herself. Unlike the LFL May 26th date and the NFR March 29th date, this date came from her in a written account, unprovoked. She has yet to dispute this date and multiple reputable sources are still reporting this date as the release date. 
 
3. The fact that the date has been given to streaming services directly from UMG, but not confirmed, might hint at the fact that the album will be released digitally first, which would only require it to be uploaded to streaming services and digital retailers a day in advance. The fact that Amazon, for example, doesn’t know anything about the album at this point when they normally do is because physical copies aren’t in their system to be released soon. Turnaround for digital formats can be as last-minute as possible. 
 
Intangibles, however:
- Lana said we would hear LMLYLAW before the COTCC music video, but she never actually said the video would come before the album. In fact, she also said she was excited to “finish up” the video for us, and to finish something up means that the time between filming the video and us seeing it would be pretty quick. Someone on here said that BRTHR finished Selena Gomez’s video in 12 days! 
 
While the way she worded it made it seem like both are coming before the album, it’s possible she’s just releasing LMLYLAW the day before the album as a single for buzz, like how LA Who Am I To Love You was released separately the day before Violet came out digitally. 
 
She pretty much knows there is a lot of vagueness surrounding the date, and she has evidently cleared that vagueness up in the past; but yesterday she was quite coy and never actually confirmed or denied anything. Part of it is just her charm, but the other part could be the fact that she wants to just keep this on the low 
 
 
I will say, however, I would not at all be surprised if none of this were to happen and the album would be released in the next little while. Just some food for thought for Team Delusional! 
 
 
 

whatever happens, it’s likely her soon actually means soon this time. If we have to wait till October that will just delay our immense pleasure of hearing the album for the first time. In October when we are all back in quarantine due to new spikes in covid cases we will be very happy the album isn’t a month old yet so it fills the inevitable void in our souls that being locked in our houses blows through us!  

I just realized how mentally unprepared I am for an era without any kind of leaks whatsoever 
 

Lana clearly experiences time like the aliens from Arrival, COCC out this week
 

 
 

Now wait... I like this 
 

"perplexing times" sounds like bullshit Lana says
I don't get why people get this September 4th from tho
"happy to help" not really helpful 

If I was Lana and read stuff here I'd just yeet my laptop across the room after 5 minutes and lay a hex on all f*gs

its so fuckin crazy here sometimes that personally if i were her id avoid it only to see fan reactions when i release something. id be a little creeped out too having people talk about me 24/7 LMAO but i guess thats what comes with fame.

Who do y'all think is Lana's secret account here? I bet it's @Fart Deco

To Born Die 
 
 
Jk, it's To Be Determined

Now wait... I like this 
 

the title track being paired with trippy and mid century visuals means it has to be so fucking good. im so ready. 

Now wait... I like this 
 

By the time COCC comes out Lana should give Jack an easy rest, I would love to see her collab with someone completely out of the blue for an entire project. Maybe Kevin Parker of Tame Impala she really wants to venture out and get something groovy.

I just hope she won't release LMLYLAW next friday or fake woke Twitter will find a new reason to drag her... I know I shouldn't care cause it's stupid and other artists are going to release too but someone will probably say it's insensitive for her to release music on 11/9 (9/11 for americans) since hating on her seems the new trend lately 

I think she may drop LMLYLAW in like... 2 or 3 weeks, and i think the album can be out in 2 months more or less, yes she said soon but her manager said it's not finished and we know she's been doing things these pasts weeks so i'd say 1/5 - 2  months until the album