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i’m mad that someone made it because i’m scared the people on there are gonna make accounts but i also hope they get mad in the comments on there and we’ll have more content for this thread from their reactions 

if I were lana, this post would push me into retirement 

LMAOOOO I CAN'T

YALL this one 😭she literally says what topanga is in the same line

everything about this is wild 😭

i’m literally crying at it i can’t tell if they were joking but i don’t think they were because none of their other posts are trolling 😭😭😭😭

"when she was young" this picture is from LAST YEAR 

i wish i saved all the posts from over the years i shook my head over... oh well, last one for today:
 

the mental gymnastics on that one

this is like the antithesis of the no context lanaboards thread

“Lana is back and she’s cooler than ever 😍😍😍” — it was clever for like, 2 seconds on April 19, 2017, but then never again. 

Lmao imagine it's just a recap of Boz and Kintsugi's spills 

okay yeah honestly, we should probably pretend this isn’t happening lol

yeah let's lower our expectations lmao at least it's out in only 2 days, we won't be bashing our heads against the wall making up theories about the article for weeks

but i think it was a joke

u are so real for that #istandwithvbhaters

i dont believe serene queen was ever in consideration for anything idk why its still being attached to lfl outtakes as how boz said its barrel of the bottommed track from the earliest session that was made in a day and never worked on more after

I call it taco truck because I refuse to see the “x VB” 
 

Bill takes me down to the beach
In the coat that he got from his father
He whispers to me that sometimes
He thinks he sees things over the water
Like maybe UFOs or something
Flying in the air
Well, I don't know about those, Bill
But I don't care
 

Maybe not in consideration but it’s still that post-Honeymoon/early LFL era so that’s where I put it. I have what’s leaked of the TLSP sessions in that collection too tbh
 
If people got ahold of Chemtrails before the song was scrapped it’s possible!   Pretty sure that’s how people got ahold of Dealer so early iirc. I could be totally misremembering but I thought someone said that an earlier version of the album going around had Dealer and another unleaked song (which I’m assuming is LYTAN)

excuse me?

Kintsugi is giving me Pawn Shop Blues and Fine China vibes for sure
 
From what we know about the lyrics it seems like it will be a similar song about loss and finding beauty in that 
 
I always felt like PSB and Fine China went together well, especially with the visuals of fine china, old silver, dresses with tags still on them just seem like things you would find in a Pawn shop or like things she would be selling along with the earrings that were so special to her
 
Kintsugi, or broken plates/vases repaired with gold also seem like things you find in a pawn shop or that you would be selling and letting go of