The Stargirl Pinky

REVELATION POST INCOMING/REALLY IMPORTANT THEORY so please hear me out; 
 
Maybe her releasing the album on a Saturday wasn't a miscommunication, but rather an act of rebellion - and symbolic in the sense that it is redemption for Saturday Night Live in 2012, which can be coupled with her Question for the Culture post. Also, with the album's strategic release date being redemptive of SNL, it also ties in with Tulsa Jesus Freak when we interpret redemption as a biblical thing.  Also note Jack tweeting variants of "take the sadness out of Saturday night" - teasing Lana lyrics that deal with her feelings regarding the whole SNL debacle and its unfortunate attribution  to her image early on in her career? The decision to release the album on a Saturday would be really clever on her part for the aforementioned reasons.
 
Sheridan said "3 days and 4 midnights to go" - maybe that means one thing is coming once 3 days have passed (August 26, 27, 28) and once 4 midnights have occurred (August 26, 27, 28, 29). The album could be coming on Saturday, August 29th then. Sheridan's post made it seem like it was a surprise planned with his use of emojis - what better surprise than an album that Lana said she wanted to release as a surprise! It would also line up with NFR's 1 year anniversary and then qualify for the 2021 Grammy's, which could also be Lana's way of saying that no matter what kind of album she releases, her music is of a very high calibre, which again, relates back to the Question for the Culture. 
 
Call me delusional (which I probably am), but we know Lana Del Rey loves a good full-circle, super metacognitive and metaphorical moment - well, this could be it!

UM EXCUSE ME WHO IS THIS SORCERER WITH THE GOOD NEWS?  
 
COCCURDAY, AUGUST 29TH CONFIRMED
 

 

30 minutes till nothing tulsa jesus freak 

I said we needed therapy but I didn't say what the therapy had to be..... this bottle next to me has my name all over it. Cheers cocc lovers!  
 

I said we needed therapy but I didn't say what the therapy had to be..... this bottle next to me has my name all over it. Cheers cocc lovers!  
 

I said we needed therapy but I didn't say what the therapy had to be..... this bottle next to me has my name all over it. Cheers cocc lovers!  
 

We need an Oprah giveaway up in this bitch
 

We need an Oprah giveaway up in this bitch
 

We need an Oprah giveaway up in this bitch
 

We need an Oprah giveaway up in this bitch
 

We need an Oprah giveaway up in this bitch
 

We need an Oprah giveaway up in this bitch
 

We need an Oprah giveaway up in this bitch
 

We need an Oprah giveaway up in this bitch
 

Is that a honey suck it honeysuckle? 

Is that a honey suck it honeysuckle? 

Is that a honey suck it honeysuckle? 

Is that a honey suck it honeysuckle? 

Is that a honey suck it honeysuckle? 

Is that a honey suck it honeysuckle? 

Is that a honey suck it honeysuckle? 

I've got 47 unread DMs to Lana asking nicely to meet under the pines but the bitch ain't respond so ... what the faklana 

I've got 47 unread DMs to Lana asking nicely to meet under the pines but the bitch ain't respond so ... what the faklana 

Other fandoms: 1) artist announces the album 2) the album is released
Lipsters: 1)The release date is given by Lana 2) No other official statement follows from her, absolute silence for months 3) Delusions grow 4) Contacting managers 5)Stalking photographers, dancers, friends and relatives and believing hairstylists about some vague date 6)Contacting record stores and streaming platforms daminding the album 7)Still no official release date or pre-order 8) Pretending to be Lana so that we can get the masters of the album from the producer
Eventually the album is leaked via a cassete LQ recording 
Why is it always like that with us

Okay so i have emailed about 50 vinyl stores and one thing I've noticed is they all use really olden-days emails and some don't even have lana del rey listed. Also, found one of my local ones is selling this omg is this a real thing