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She's too stable.

are you really sure you ain't the real Lanz?

I love how nothing has leaked too! Finally a stable era with no leaks for her new album, let's not speak too soon.

I think WHF will be track 1 and LMYLAW will be the closing track, as she said she doesn’t put out a record until she has the first and last track for the next record. As NFR was released, she only mentioned WHF and LMYLAW. She also said LMYLAW would be “really important” and implied that she would figure out why once the rest of the album was written, much like Hope being the first track written but the last on the album for NFR. 

meanwhile shes just playing around with the autofill

Some of y'all still hyped about the "surprise" drop as if she hasn't given us the title, supposed release date and snippet of one of the songs off the record already... What are y'all gonna do, pretend to be shocked? 
Cause the only surprise at this point would be if she releases it at all 

It’ll only miss the final day of sales so she’ll probably still have a good debut. It would be worse if she released on Thursday and lost her entire first day sales which would result in a low debut. 

It’ll only miss the final day of sales so she’ll probably still have a good debut. It would be worse if she released on Thursday and lost her entire first day sales which would result in a low debut. 

we're two weeks away from the 5th of sept, an announcement today would make total sense. manifesting it

Yeah, it was clear that they were still in the creative process of NFR, when she dropped Mariners Apartment Complex and Venice Bitch. Like many have said it was to distract from her controversial comments at the time. But, she estimated that the album would be coming out early 2019, which then became August. Same as the release for hope..., she teased a song to be released in October 2018 which was personal and had a special sentiment etc. Which we have speculated to be hope..., yet it wasn't officially released til January 2019 (and even then the release date she gave was incorrect haha).
So her saying the album was coming within the next 13 months (back in September) doesn't necessarily mean it would. Also, her September 5th comment should'nt be taken as fact because a lot of the time, it seems like misjudged estimations by her.
As for Violet... I know she had the robbery etc. but originally it was gonna come out before NFR in 2018, then with NFR in 2019, then January 4th 2020... Finally we have it, but again it proves that Lana's confirmation of dates aren't always the ones to believe. I'm holding on, cos Ben confirmed music is coming soon and her website states the album is coming in 2020; both of which are more reliable sources.

i like to believe she reaches them out on private, specially springsteen since she's a fan? theres no way these people keep talking about her while she just ignores them
...oh, wait. thats us

The fact Lana ignores Taylor Adele Bruce and gives  love to Cardi B is sending me

Hummm didn’t she say, at that time, that she had only written parts of it? And a couple of weeks later, weren’t there like only three songs recorded? 
It’s exactly like when she said « top of the year » (2019) for Norman. At the beginning of the project, she underestimates the time needed to get shit done. Plus her writing process, pré -Corona, was very casual with Jack (he flies to LA, they hang out, talk, sometimes write and record). 
the only way that 12-13 month period could come through with a complete album is because of the pandemic that cancelled all of her tour and festival gigs. 

The only thing keeping me interested and having hope is Ben confirming new music was coming, and her website saying the album will be released in 2020. As for Lana, I don't trust her at all haha

The teasing game if tiring AF, up to the point where I’m not excited at all when she posts. The only silver lining I see : she has to say something in the next two weeks if the project is delayed. I don’t think it is, either next week or on « release week » she will give us the cover, tracklist and a song maybe if Chemtrails is out on Sept 4-5. 

As I've said numerous times, I wouldn't be mad if this project was delayed... I would rather just know. Like if it's coming in September, then great! But at least confirm it once more Lana, album cover, single, pre-order, even just an Instagram post with the caption "Chemtrails Over The Country Club / 09.04.20". 
 

I can't do this anymore. I'm out

I hope it's not for anything 

I want TJF so bad 

i am mad and that's the end of it 

I had a dream and it was horrible. I was on a seaplane with lana and some of my friends. Prior to CoCcs release she had one physical copy of it, lana never spoke I was asking her all these questions I couldn't even hold the album but we flew around California to all these places that are photographed in her album. We finally landed and I saw the cover and it was HORRIBLE it was that photo from the Vogue Australia shoot and but with some khaki filter on it.
The songs were all long titled and they were all COLLABS. FOURTEEN SONGS AND THEY WERE ALL COLLABS.
woke up with a headache after and no wonder why I woke up with one cause of dis bish dripfeeding us ffs

i imagine TJF to start out with some hillbilly guitar then turn into some weird psychedelic trap shit

we should go back to Arkansas  trade this body for the can of gin like a little peace of hea eh ven  no more candle in the wind 

I'll sign up with him right NOW if she drops TJF right NOW. That's it. That's the promise.

He's probably expensive af so I probably shouldn't promise this