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Now she's promoting a personal trainer.
FULL OFFENCE, SIS: NOBODY CARES
She's just fucking with us
 

ok but imagine a cocc fitness video what 

do you think it'll work 

I don't have a huge opinion about chuck's work, but if there were ever an album for chuck to do a lot of the visual heavy lifting, it's this one. We're in the middle of a pandemic, and so the homemade quality of chuck's work (when she works with lana) is not only fitting but also what they should be doing. Having big productions necessarily puts people at risk. 

hope is a dangerous thing for a clown like me to have - but i have to have it

welcome to lanaboards.com !

She's gonna promote Costco cashiers and stock associates soon

Song title submitted by Lana but balked at by Interscope.
 
I Once Had A Dog Named Smokey Who Had Cancer But Still Lived To Be 9, Spent His Last Few Years With A Boy Who Was Also Mine.

I wonder what she'll promote next, maybe her podologist who knows

on jah

Amber-gold vinyl concept by me! I also made a tracklist to go along with it:
1. Love Under Stars and the Sometimes Moon 
2. Chemtrails Over the Country Club
3. White Hot Forever
4. Tulsa Jesus Freak
5. Chevy Gold on Route 66
6. Woodworker
7.  Grenadine Quarantine
8.  Better Lost Than Never Loved At All
9. Diana
10. Take the Sadness Out of Saturday Night
11. Contemplating at Costco the Santa Clarita Fires
12. If This is the End...I Want a Boyfriend
13. Faith Can Only Get the Fragile So Far
14. Let Me Love You Like a Woman

That never stops Chuc--- JK (unless.......)

if you think of it jn terms of leaks coming from physical sources, with covid there are less people will have access to them so i guess less chances of it leaking? and from the stores if she's really planning to just drop it on the 5th with no physical until later it'd also make sense they don't have any info yet.
about leaks from digital sources though i have no idea, maybe she invested on digital security this time around
 

Lol i wanted to actually make a fake cover bcuz I was bored, then i realised graphic design is however NOT my passion

I always think about this too. If this turns out to be controversial it might stain Jack's career too, so I bet he'll trying to tone her down a little if the lyrical content is like this lol

what if i did? 

i can't look at jet trails anymore without thinking "there's an album coming omg". what have you done to me lana

Idk y’all I’m thinking this album isn’t going to be very comparable to past stuff...
(saying ___ is the CG of the album, ___ is the honeymoon, etc)
im thinking TJF is going to be its own career highlight like with Bartender.

TJF is gonna be the CG of Chemtrails but better. 
 
Yeah, someone from her team definitely lurks on LB. Wasn't Ben furious/annoyed with us one time? I think it was during the traumatic NFR pre release era. I might be making this up though.

lana del rey needs to throw antonoff in the can and make music with top forty artist little legend little boots

I feel like the “you should stay that close to Jesus..” part was the chorus and by the time the last chorus hits, it will have grand production with explosive drums and maybe an ascending/descending bass line 

She’s about to surprise drop the album at midnight tonight and it will have a song titled For Sean pt. 1 

We needed a summary of the last 100 pages and a review of the general situation, that’s it