Pretty Dull

I bet Sky's Masochism and Lorde's L3 will come out before COCC does...  Mark my words
 

Can't wait for Lana's next IG post to be another typewriter-font rant titled "question for the culture" pt 2 where she explains COCC was just a social experiment + selfies at the beach

Honestly maybe he was counting down the days until he works with Lana on a shoot? And we all got the wrong impression (bc mental illness), and it wasn't meant to 'trick' us?

tbh i dont think anyone should harass the hairdresser on instagram, but that man is shady as shit and owes us an explanation. 

Denial is one of the five stages of grief  something this fandom is no stranger to
#RIPCOCC

the actual lana del rey when she secretly lurks this thread and sees a bunch of delusional children spamming mariah gifs thinking she's going to surprise drop her album a week early 
 

User LanaDelRey hasn’t been on at all today  I miss the positive vibes that they bring with them (even tho they said yesterday it was very possible she was gonna make an announcement and she didn’t, but )

lanaboards is the leading cause of mental illness

anyways the level of delusion in this thread is literally singlehandedly deciding and blindly accepting that the acronym of this record is COCC just so that we could push our gay ass agenda whereas it literally is COTCC 

Question.. will Ben & Co. actually be mad at US (like last year) for rioting when Lana HERSELF said Sept. 5?? I just find it interesting that they literally create the chaos then act like we are the problem lmfao. 

are u using internet explorer?

Apparently Sky was on some podcast 
sadly I can't listen because I have to pay
Can someone buy access and rip it please.

I’m waiting for this exact moment! 
Soon 

Inb4 @lanadelrey is Lana herself who is playing with us with these release date theories and speculations. Guess I just blew your cover sis yuh yuh. Where is our COCC momma? 

I Talk To Jesus: we used to pretend we were Mary (as in the virgin Mary from the bible) and start again, the mental gymnastics I had to do to make it make sense 

The church of Ferreira is stronger than the catholic church. The way we still have faith in this woman.

K.K. Slider album redraw challenge, Lana Del Rey edition! Maybe I should post these in my LDR art thread too..?
Thanks to @@electra and @@RormanNockwell for suggesting “K.K. fucking Slider!” and Kapp’n!
 

three days and four midnights have passed. you get online and there's a new video on lana's channel - no title. you press play. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"sylvia..."

the way i truly dont know if this gif is sped up or not that video was WEIRD