TEMPORARY Chemtrails Over the Country Club - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 19th, 2021

[Surf Noir 190,064]

if the album was really delayed, i would assume that either lana or her managers would say something, if september 5th comes and goes, or if they annouce a delay on that day, that would be really shitty of them. 

[Paris Hilton 9,255]

Why do you all want an explanation from a hairdresser  didn't lana released NFR almost a year ago + a bunch of songs that leaked?  I think it has been a very entertaining week but i think WE ALL need a break from this thread that bring nothing but DELUSIONS to us. If anything comes on Sep 4th/5th, good. Our satanic spells and manifestations worked but if nothing comes then, It was expected. 

 

In the meantime, LETS KEEP MANIFESTING. 

[Mer 52,938]

Just now, Paris Hilton said:

Why do you all want an explanation from a hairdresser 

 

tbh i dont think anyone should harass the hairdresser on instagram, but that man is shady as shit and owes us an explanation. 

[Flowerbomb 65,557]

Honestly maybe he was counting down the days until he works with Lana on a shoot? And we all got the wrong impression (bc mental illness), and it wasn't meant to 'trick' us?

[menslayer 18,263]

Well, stream NFR! because we are not getting anything for now

[DeluluKing 7,268]

7 minutes ago, LemonadeHeavens said:

if the album was really delayed, i would assume that either lana or her managers would say something, if september 5th comes and goes, or if they annouce a delay on that day, that would be really shitty of them. 

... Yes. Like I said. This will be the theme of what will happen If... nothing will happen on september 5th or they will announce a delay ON THAT DAY:

 

 

[plastiscguy 58,133]

Can't wait for Lana's next IG post to be another typewriter-font rant titled "question for the culture" pt 2 where she explains COCC was just a social experiment + selfies at the beach

[West Coast 44,955]

Just now, Mer Boy said:

 

tbh i dont think anyone should harass the hairdresser on instagram, but that man is shady as shit and owes us an explanation. 

 

Not really though, I think he was probably just excited to work with Lana again in the midst of a pandemic (and also after her tour was postponed because of said pandemic). If anything, and this has been said countless times here before, they're probably working a shoot together and that would be the end of that.

[bel air rose 11,537]

3 minutes ago, Mer Boy said:

 

tbh i dont think anyone should harass the hairdresser on instagram, but that man is shady as shit and owes us an explanation. 

[Paris Hilton 9,255]

2 minutes ago, Mer Boy said:

 

tbh i dont think anyone should harass the hairdresser on instagram, but that man is shady as shit and owes us an explanation. 

He is just doing our girl's hair. He doesn't owe us anything. It would be nice but he doesn't have to. Just like @Bunny Mozart said he was counting down the days until he works with Lana on a shoot or something.

[Cacciatore 19,346]

You know what miss Del Rey can keep her COCC tucked in anyways we all know it won't top Miss Anthropogodcene so whats the point 

[littleredpartydress 49,182]

The way it’s so obvious that the 5th is going to come and go with not a word said......a nightmare 

[Mer 52,938]

2 minutes ago, Bunny Mozart said:

Honestly maybe he was counting down the days until he works with Lana on a shoot? And we all got the wrong impression (bc mental illness), and it wasn't meant to 'trick' us?

 

1 minute ago, MAX DEL REY said:

 

Not really though, I think he was probably just excited to work with Lana again in the midst of a pandemic (and also after her tour was postponed because of said pandemic). If anything, and this has been said countless times here before, they're probably working a shoot together and that would be the end of that.

 

then why not fix this blaring misconception after the first few comments started rolling in on his Instagram about a single/announcement? he rode it out without a peep when a simple "sorry guys i know nothing about the album release schedule" would have sufficed 4 days ago...

[violets 11,893]

if it was a shoot they were doing he couldve just said so like he said it last time. to be all mysterious and countdown is weird as fuck and he clearly sees how hyped it got us and probably wouldve deleted/corrected himself if it wasnt something THAT important for us to know. the whole bunny and hat emoji clearly indicates a surprise. idk. make it make sense

[Beautiful Loser 46,210]

I can tell that the mood in this thread has drastically changed from this morning. 

[Paris Hilton 9,255]

Just now, Mer Boy said:

 

 

then why not fix this blaring misconception after the first few comments started rolling in on his Instagram about a single/announcement? he rode it out without a peep when a simple "sorry guys i know nothing about the album release schedule" would have sufficed 4 days ago...

Of course he doesn't know anything about the album release schedule. He is a hairdresser not Ben Mawson. 

It's our fault for being Delulu The Fools. 

[electra 20,631]

honestly i bet he's logged off somewhere living his best life and receiving his ldr paycheck 

[West Coast 44,955]

Just now, Mer Boy said:

then why not fix this blaring misconception after the first few comments started rolling in on his Instagram about a single/announcement? he rode it out without a peep when a simple "sorry guys i know nothing about the album release schedule" would have sufficed 4 days ago...

 

He's just doing hair really 

[Shanice Jones 1,333]

2 hours ago, imenos said:

c- - w n

 

 

chemtrails woverthecountry nlub

[CHANEL #1 2,671]

I mean, y'all should have known better than to get your hypes up