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What if we are ALL involved in Lana's album and just lying to each other 

omg can you believe @veinsineon delayed the album. 

I’d like to crush everyone’s dreams and hopes.

What if we are ALL involved in Lana's album and just lying to each other 

What if we are ALL involved in Lana's album and just lying to each other 

I present you these facts about What's On, the website that has posted that review. They will help you make your own mind up.
The website frequently posts reviews of legitimately released music, as seen here: https://whatson.guide/albums/ Their Summer 2020 magazine confirms that the guy who wrote the article, Gary Trueman, is the Music Editor, and has written many real reviews for real albums, and they are just as bad and vague - so it COULD be real. What's On have posted the review on their Facebook, Instagram and Twitter - people are asking them if it's real etc etc.  They have 60k followers on Facebook, only 4 on Linkedin, 3k on Instagram. ^To further, their engagement is terrible on Facebook (1 or 2 likes per post, which is bad but not totally unheard of). Potentially their followers are bought, but the figures on both platforms are pretty standard for streetpress publications. Their socials are a mess - the website seems to be Asia centric content (and their 'magazine' is advertising What's On Asia 2020, but their socials talk about What's On UK). The album artwork is tagged with incubus_art in the corner. That account has no trace of that artwork, but it is made from an interpolate picture of Lana from an old (Neil Krug?) shoot.
  I also present you these two possible scenarios:
It's not a real review - the figures show that the website is flagging in engagement, and they want to have a boost in traffic for their advertisers. It is a real review - they got a digital download in advance to review it, and they just googled anything for the placeholder for the artwork. They then fucked up the embargo and released a review early.   
One seems more likely than the other.
 
Signing off, bang bang, kiss kiss.  xo

@veinsineon is up to something. 
What do you know about COCC?
Speak now.
 
 

What if we are ALL involved in Lana's album and just lying to each other 

What if we are ALL involved in Lana's album and just lying to each other 

What if we are ALL involved in Lana's album and just lying to each other 

What if we are ALL involved in Lana's album and just lying to each other 

What if we are ALL involved in Lana's album and just lying to each other 

What if we are ALL involved in Lana's album and just lying to each other 

What if we are ALL involved in Lana's album and just lying to each other 

What if we are ALL involved in Lana's album and just lying to each other 

Okay it may sound cringy, but isn't it like some line from the Great Gatsby she's referencing tho, she did that in Art Deco too I think?

What if we are ALL involved in Lana's album and just lying to each other 

What if we are ALL involved in Lana's album and just lying to each other 

What if we are ALL involved in Lana's album and just lying to each other 

What if we are ALL involved in Lana's album and just lying to each other 

What if we are ALL involved in Lana's album and just lying to each other 

Lanaboards user @veinsineon just updated their profile picture AND cover photo to pictures of Chemtrails!!
 
Could it be a reference that they are involved in Lana's album?? 
 

Your mind!! 
Love those theories!! 
Hope that they will turn out as true bc they are brilliant !
 
And Lana please give me the wah wah guitars and synthy strings 

Classic as in classic examples for mediocre music

The way me and my fish were wrong 
Anyways I'm still holding out hope for up until next saturday. After that a preorder just seems very short notice imo