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maybe you shouldn’t worship the ground she walks on then...... she’s literally just a person  
 
after all the media & critic backlash she’s gotten over the years, she owes no one anything when it comes to releasing her music. honestly you are the one not showing her decency & respect by not acknowledging that... you say it’s not about entitlement and then go on to type even more entitled nonsense.
 
you know she’s working on an album. be patient, you don’t need updates & you’re not entitled to updates just because you’ve purchased her music or merch....... like take a deep breath it is not that serious. 

The meltdowns when nothing comes on July 4th and Lana surprise drops it on the 5th instead 

This thread is tedious 

1 WEEK AND WE STILL DON'T KNOW IF THIS ALBUM IS EVEN COMMING.  Mother of god i think its delayed and we are going to have fun with another september 5th

History repeats itself. Lanaboards will always relive the same phases in the prerelease:
- An outburst of delulu-energy when a pixel on her website moves or an insider tweets something
- Which is then followed by silence for several hours until someone posts "This thread tanked"
- Wild speculations, which are the most fun parts together with the delulu-phase
- Sweet and creative cover arts
- Occasional stan fights
- Occasional scat porn attacks
- Occasional Jack, Nikki and / or Mike hate
- "Lana got lazy", "Lana has to go back to her old sound", "Lana is unprofessional", "Lana hates us", "Lana won't be relevant in a few years"
- Gif wars, usually started by legendary icons @Diamantes WILD or @Surf Noir
 
It's like a fever dream that never stops until she finally drops the record and we have peace for a day or so 

You’ve got a Thunderbird, my daddy had one too
And now you roll like thunder, when you come crashing in
 
Track 8 & 9 

History repeats itself. Lanaboards will always relive the same phases in the prerelease:
- An outburst of delulu-energy when a pixel on her website moves or an insider tweets something
- Which is then followed by silence for several hours until someone posts "This thread tanked"
- Wild speculations, which are the most fun parts together with the delulu-phase
- Sweet and creative cover arts
- Occasional stan fights
- Occasional scat porn attacks
- Occasional Jack, Nikki and / or Mike hate
- "Lana got lazy", "Lana has to go back to her old sound", "Lana is unprofessional", "Lana hates us", "Lana won't be relevant in a few years"
- Gif wars, usually started by legendary icons @Diamantes WILD or @Surf Noir
 
It's like a fever dream that never stops until she finally drops the record and we have peace for a day or so 

Ladies, stay strong. We didn‘t survive a pandemic and QFTC for her to NOT release it on the 4th of July 

Ladies, stay strong. We didn‘t survive a pandemic and QFTC for her to NOT release it on the 4th of July 

History repeats itself. Lanaboards will always relive the same phases in the prerelease:
- An outburst of delulu-energy when a pixel on her website moves or an insider tweets something
- Which is then followed by silence for several hours until someone posts "This thread tanked"
- Wild speculations, which are the most fun parts together with the delulu-phase
- Sweet and creative cover arts
- Occasional stan fights
- Occasional scat porn attacks
- Occasional Jack, Nikki and / or Mike hate
- "Lana got lazy", "Lana has to go back to her old sound", "Lana is unprofessional", "Lana hates us", "Lana won't be relevant in a few years"
- Gif wars, usually started by legendary icons @Diamantes WILD or @Surf Noir
 
It's like a fever dream that never stops until she finally drops the record and we have peace for a day or so 

That's what you assume. I'm pretty sure that she has her personal reasons for staying quiet. She wants her music to be consumed this way, she fears another backlash or whatever. I think you are taking this way too personal and honestly it sounds unhealthy.

History repeats itself. Lanaboards will always relive the same phases in the prerelease:
- An outburst of delulu-energy when a pixel on her website moves or an insider tweets something
- Which is then followed by silence for several hours until someone posts "This thread tanked"
- Wild speculations, which are the most fun parts together with the delulu-phase
- Sweet and creative cover arts
- Occasional stan fights
- Occasional scat porn attacks
- Occasional Jack, Nikki and / or Mike hate
- "Lana got lazy", "Lana has to go back to her old sound", "Lana is unprofessional", "Lana hates us", "Lana won't be relevant in a few years"
- Gif wars, usually started by legendary icons @Diamantes WILD or @Surf Noir
 
It's like a fever dream that never stops until she finally drops the record and we have peace for a day or so 

Ladies, stay strong. We didn‘t survive a pandemic and QFTC for her to NOT release it on the 4th of July 

Lorde stans are getting desperate. The new Halsey stans 

You’ve got a Thunderbird, my daddy had one too
And now you roll like thunder, when you come crashing in
 
Track 8 & 9 

Legend says that if you scream Rock Candy Sweet three times in a row during a Thunder and with a lit candle, God herself will release Thunder


 

History repeats itself. Lanaboards will always relive the same phases in the prerelease:
- An outburst of delulu-energy when a pixel on her website moves or an insider tweets something
- Which is then followed by silence for several hours until someone posts "This thread tanked"
- Wild speculations, which are the most fun parts together with the delulu-phase
- Sweet and creative cover arts
- Occasional stan fights
- Occasional scat porn attacks
- Occasional Jack, Nikki and / or Mike hate
- "Lana got lazy", "Lana has to go back to her old sound", "Lana is unprofessional", "Lana hates us", "Lana won't be relevant in a few years"
- Gif wars, usually started by legendary icons @Diamantes WILD or @Surf Noir
 
It's like a fever dream that never stops until she finally drops the record and we have peace for a day or so 

I kinda want a reveal a la Folklore so we could collectively lose our minds idk 

I think you are taking all this way too serious. It's really not that deep, it either comes on the 4th of July or it doesn't. It's just an album after all.

That's what you assume. I'm pretty sure that she has her personal reasons for staying quiet. She wants her music to be consumed this way, she fears another backlash or whatever. I think you are taking this way too personal and honestly it sounds unhealthy.

???????

some of yall need to go outside and get another hobby thats not lana del rey

You’ve got a Thunderbird, my daddy had one too
And now you roll like thunder, when you come crashing in
 
Track 8 & 9 

You’ve got a Thunderbird, my daddy had one too
And now you roll like thunder, when you come crashing in
 
Track 8 & 9 

Happy 1100 pages 
Will we make it to 2000 before who knows what the release date is?