Ramada Inn

It's a fanmade cover just for fun 

if its ok wanted to share a idea I had for cover art with all the bad press.

So basically, Lana makes an announcement and we have to come up with reasons why she isn't lying to us

wait this is big, because it means it was planned in advance and she didnt just scramble it after she posted the stories
 
 

Ellie Benuska (who did the LMLYLAW and COCC text) posted that she did that RCS text so I guess it's set in stone as a song title, at least

now now lets not be hasty 

I always like to take some time away from the more work-side of my part in LanaBoards and have some fun in the threads! Interacting with you all is my favourite part after all. Shoot, I still need to post my full Chemtrails thoughts!!
Also very glad to see more hype for RBFY aka my most wanted track - I refuse to let the universe take me until I heard that song in all its glory xx

Well, what I'm taking from that interview is that she said "it'll find a place" and that place could be Rock Candy Sweet xx

Well, Yosemite was also a LFL scrap because it was deemed "too happy" and we finally got it 4 years later, and if anything Roses Bloom for You sounds like an even happier song, so never say never

No Roses Bloom for You slander on this site thank u xx

I think she'll put RBFY on this album, mainly because of the lyrics:
 
Lilacs in my mind, all the time
Are blooming beautifully
Even though some stare and say
Her last affair went brutally - Perhaps this and the line above could reference her 'affair' with Sean
Well I don't let them rain on my parade - Lana talking to the critics, saying how she's happy and that they can't 'rain on her parade'
That's not my thing
'Cause I've got love on my side, now (ah) - She now has Clayton
I've got nothing to hide, now (ah) - Her recent posts is her baring all and setting the record straight about her intentions
And now life's a dream - Her life is finally falling into place with her getting married, Chuck having a baby and overall finding herself

We Can All Be Friends Here No Need To Fight We All Love The Both Of Songs Pleath I Am Beg You

So her ass is thinking of putting Cherry Blossom on the album but sweeps Roses Bloom for You under the rug?
 

If cherry blossom fits we better get roses bloom for you...

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of course not! i'm not even confident about the album's existence in the first place 

lets sum up the evidence:
- Lana said in november shes working on 2 albums
- in insta video in january she said "tearing people down sometimes discourages people from moving on onto the next project, but thank god i already know what im doing, im not going anywhere"
- in recent interview (probably taken in january) Ben said shes working on two albums and that she has a title in her mind
- she tweeted a rock emoji in february
- actually announced it in a whole new post with a cover art (unlike cocc)
- tapmusic liked the post
- she announced one day after cocc so she must be dying not to say anything about this for a long time
- the article she shared was from january so theres a possibility she was planning this announcement  since january

i’m never going to shut up about roses bloom for you so if it’s on rock candy sweet i can die happy

I know this is completely out of left field but I’m tipsy and listening to this and thinking about how fucking good Lana would sound covering it:
it’s exactly the type of shouty but laid back rock I’d love from this album

i did an album concept. that's the vibes i get from the title. hope u like it 

Omg I can't believe this is happening but also I totally think Lana will really come through with this  This is my reality anyways: QFTC was Lana trying to surprise announce her album like she wanted to after NFR. That's how it came across to me, but it didn't have the surprise release effect because the date was too far from the announcement. And then the delay.....
 
But I bet she learned a lot from COCC's delay, especially about logistics and timeline between album submission and final deliverable.  So she still wanted to carry out her original vision of the surprise release with a similar QFTC-style announcement, but do it right this time in a way that's organized & well-planned but also in a way that is actually a surprise. I think that's why she's been telling us she's "going away for a while." And choosing to use this article from January... I think that shows that she's been excited to do this (and has been planning for a while) but couldn't announce before COCC obv. She probably figured she could use a negative review of COCC to respond to if there was one, and use this article if not.
 
Anyways if there is a god and RCS actually exists then it sounds like it will be the album that she teased in QFTC. COCC is introspective and talks a lot about fame but it doesn't address the double standards she's held to or the constant criticism she's received her whole career like she hinted at in that post. I'm hoping for jarring polarizing angry volatile vengeful psychedelic rock.... oh jesus I can't wait 

TIMELINE IS UP

ROSES BLOOM FOR YOU BETTER GET JUSTICE

remember when she tweeted the rock emoji last month and deleted after 2 seconds and we all thought it was about yosemite?

I have faith she’ll come through to be honest!
 
First of all, “September 5th” was embedded within a long statement and wasn’t even the whole point of that statement. 
 
“ROCK CANDY ? SWEET June 1” is literally the caption her latest post - it’s direct and right there. She’s always stayed true to the dates she’s given in written accounts, AKA captions on social media. 
 
 
Plus, she’s definitely been working on this for almost a year! She never stops writing, we know that! And the bulk of Chemtrails was literally done within a five month span in 2019. I think she’ll come through!