dealer bitch

the first era in lipsters history to not have a future release be leaked days prior to its intended release date 

This gon be the first Lana album that doesn't leak. Calling it now. That would be pretty historical recalling her previous releases...

Gosh I love how messy this is, and only 12 days till the album is released, iconic

NFR! leaked 13 days before... So we are fine...
 

I have my vaccine appointment on the 18th. I’m planning to just drive and listen to the alboom but if I have side effects because of the vaccine I’ll just lay in bed  

this is so chaotic i need mommy to post and give us a white dress snippet so i feel comforted again 

Hmmm all this talk of l*aks.... my pussy tells me the album will surface in the next 4 days 

I was just thinking about you  welcome back

so dynamic so HQ i love this cover will be making it my itunes cover

I prefer this to the real cover  loool 

DON’T ASK WHY NEW SONG TITLE 

I feel like pitchfork *could* have been much harsher to lmlylaw. They said it was kinda basic and safe but that sometimes that’s all you need. So I think they were more for it than against it. The snub of the title track is odd, I have to assume it was because of all the drama she managed to stir up with the cover reveal. I imagine they will review the full album tho.
 
Are either of those tracks as bold as Venice Bitch or Hope is a Dangerous thing... ? No, so it makes sense those got bnm and at least lmly didn’t. im just hoping the rest of COCC is enough to give it good scores. 
 
im sure it’ll be good either way but we know critics and especially pitchfork are incredibly aware of what’s ~trendy~ and they really give good scores to that kind of stuff  

It’s like I know the days leading up to this album are gonna fly by like nothing, but I’m also an impatient little bitch and want something/anything at all to sustain my hype.
 
im manifesting an 8.4 from pitchfork but expecting a 7.7. 

lana not posting bc she knows if she promoted cocc it would cause the collapse of the music industry  

Coming back to this thread and scrolling through pages of gifs is so tiresome, so glad we are getting some kind of order

we'll all gather after the flood of people online and celebrate! i'll see all my favorite prerelease regulars partying after the guests have gone  

Guys I was scared that on March 4th 11:59 pm the universe send us back to September 4th , when we all had hope that Lana still will release COCC on Sep 5th..but look here we are on March 7th..we won...WE WON 
Album out in 11 days 

I can’t wait for Tulsa Jesus freak to be removed the day before the album to be replaced with Bartender (reprise) 
 
MANIFESTING!!

the trauma

i actually feel a little bittersweet... we've had so much fun together in this pre-release thread and i'm going to miss how chaotic it was, we have such a sense of friendship and community and i'm very thankful for all of you  ...but i know we're going to throw a massive party in the post-release thread and before we even know it, the pre-release era will begin and we'll do it all over again!   

wait you know what forget the album i want to beat the amount of pages nfr pre-release thread has. we’re only 100 pages away from being the longest pre-release thread ever 

Us ascending with Yosemite’s chorus 

baby not a single user here seeing heaven in any shape or form 

This post-release thread will be like the pearly gates