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reminds me of the “how gay you have to be to recognize Lana Del Rey brother” tweet

I'm glad we have the tracklist already cause I could take like 4 different potential Lana titles from that comment alone 

Charlie getting a pop crave mention  
 
it boy 2023!

When Nikki Lane is on Debut TV 

next step is taylor meeting Nikki Lane

Is it true that Dora The Explorer will star in the A&W music video? I would really love it, I feel like that song suits Dora like a glove. Please insiders do your job and find out. 

did you make this up 

my aunt did a tarot reading with uno cards and i asked about the album and she pulled the +4 card meaning our suffering will be doubled four times in the upcoming period. go live your lives yall nothing is happening
 

Cackling at her tagging everyone but Taylor  

Cant wait for this album to   fuck me to death  on 24th March

Hey y'all. while he initially didn't trust me after the last time, I managed to seduce and sleep with the insider again thanks to the power of Thai food.
 
Apparently, the tracklist has been misprinted all this time and the track is actually called Poppers.

Not that man with the stack of vinyl 
 
She looks so good 

Last night, Lana Del Rey was seen leaving Taylor Swift's GRAMMY after-party held at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles, California.

 

when Ethel Cain wins Best New Artist and Album Of The Year in 2026 (even though her career will be almost a decade old at that point BNA is still realistic for the Scammys) 

everyone fighting over whether adele or beyonce would win, only to hear “and the grammy goes to…harry styles”: 

Even if you’re not necessarily a huge Beyoncé fan (I’m a causal fan), you cannot not acknowledge the execution and excellence of her albums. Especially her most recent 2. They’re just such solid, technically well thought out works. 

No wonder Beyoncé didn’t perform at the Grammys, she knew. They’ll be lucky if she ever sets a foot on their stage ever again.
 
”This doesn’t happen to people like me” is something only a mediocre str8 white man with a lot of nerve could have said.

Delusion and disappointment 

Watch her announce Rob's album on 25th March 

im so sorry if this hurts anyone but I hope Harry styles doesn’t win any awards, I’m just not a fan of his vanilla mediocre music. It’s been regurgitated a million times by other artists and he hasn’t added anything new or transformative to pop culture. 
 

watch the account get deleted before they can even make the first post.

I feel awful for criticizing her because I love this woman, and it takes guts to write poetry and to share it with the world, but holy shit, that thing is horrendous.  I felt so embarrassed reading it.
 
It really made me think of the poems I used to write when I was an edgy teen. 
No need to say I stopped poetry and shifted to only writing stories. 
 
English isn't my mother tongue but I can tell it's incredibly bad style-wise. 
It looks like she used every tools in the poetry box to make it a poem; on top of my head, the overused hunger metaphor she hammers throughout (the more you overdo it, the less it becomes powerful and/or significant), the artificial, useless repetitions (approve/try/grind/ and then the i am free), those stacked words (?? I only get it if it's for the rhythm, or perhaps to highlight them, but I'm not sure it's effective). 
 
It's like she felt the need to use every figure of speech she knows so it looks like poetry. Real beginner error: it ends up being superficial and try-hard. It's not poetry but fancy words thrown on the paper just for the sake of it. It lacks subtelty and authenticity, which poetry should have. 
 
And if you need to disguise your words to make sure people get what the fuck you're doing, you're doing really bad.
 
I didn't plan on ranting that much because of a harmless poem but here I am.  Good for her if she's proud of her work and good for the stans to have new content.
What makes me disappointed and embarrassed, though, is the fact that woman used to be such a GOOD songwriter. She used to express things so simply and beautifully. You're supposed to get better at your craft with time, not the opposite. Seriously, what happened? 

Why would you do that