Bonita

can't believe whoever leaked Wild One was leaving clues about the album 
Mike = MIKE DEAN 
God bless America = JULY 4TH 

probs ignore this post bc im tipsy but this isn’t @ anyone at all but reading some of these theories makes me so.... not even mad but just like ... y’all really delude yourselves into delusions then get upset that ur delusions don’t delulu themselves into reality  we learned nothing from cocc pre-release i know that’s right

Inb4 Lana created a brand new genre and that's why none of us guessed! 

 
When the Grammys create a new category and she's the only nominated!

 
We are indeed not ready!

What a chaotic day on LB it’s fantastic, I missed this 

Spoken word ASMR record, calling it 

It’s gonna be jazz isn’t it 

somebody guessing that she'll do a parody album like weird al yankovic... 

I'm worried now... 

whatever this BOZ is going on about, i'm not sure I like it
we're very vulnerable and fragile at the moment we'd literally believe anything

Boom Like That Piano Version confirmed 

 

well he posted the info in the blue banisters thread on atrl 

also ctfu at lipsters thinking she was be a folk/ballad act for the rest of her career but she's always full of surprises 

the person who heard it probably heard the screamer and was confused as of how lana hit that 
dealer confirmed 

If this is it, I had a ball 

WHY DOES THIS WORK SO WELLLLLL UGHHHHH 

If this ends up destroying her career at least she’s going out with a bang. 

This is my favorite/most hated part of prerelease 

okay but seriously, we need a lana del rey album that's heavily inspired by mythology at some point, enigmatic, evocative, naturistic, whimsical, glamorous...

Boom like That (Disco version) confirmed

when lana posts a selfie on her honeymoon account of her wearing a pink sparkly mermaid tail & seashell bra with silver holographic make-up for the rock candy sweet music video  

I’m scared.  Feels like she’s just gonna dig deeper into that negative perception. Lana knows by now that people don’t understand irony
 
That being said BOZ teased LMLYLAW as something reminiscent of Fine China which got everybody’s hopes up 

My constant refreshing of pop music forums and last.fm keeping the blue banisters thread alive and breathing 

poor Lana could never 
 

I'm crossing my fingers for ethereal heavy hawaiian glam metal with arabian undertones and roman mythological lyricism yes ma'am 
 

That description has me super intrigued!
 
I also love that an insider has the full project, makes it feel close (even though insiders had COTCC since July )

To be fair tho that insider is a MASSIVE Dula stan so his taste is not to be trusted that much
 

Wait did he add that little  emoji? Because if he did, then I’m assuming that means it’s so good? So I don’t think it would mean unexpected in a bad way?