ProstituteStares

y'all need to stop putting the "blame" on everyone but lana. SHE is also a producer in her tracks. SHE tells her producers what she wants the album to sound like. SHE has the control over her art! ultraviolence came out the way it did because Lana and Dan fought many times and a lot of the production decisions were made by him instead of her, so LANA was the one who wanted the sound to be more stripped-back and SHE wants the sound to be more stripped-back now. 

ballads with other producers have been fuller in sound? yes, but because SHE wanted to. and we can see now that in this new era the songs are mostly stripped-back ballads because she wants to, NO MATTER THE PRODUCER.
 

manifesting a 7-minute or longer song for this album   

Coincidence that Lana and Jack put together makes the word Lack?


Sumns lacking and it smells like Antonoff

when the reality is it's one of her best songs  

not Mike Dean joining a twitter space and having twinks tell him Wildflower Wildfire is her worst song  like to his face these gays are disrespectful as fuck I honestly feel bad for him 

I have some inside info for you all. The aunt of my snake plant is a  friend of Nikkis cactus,  who is best friends with Lanas pink geraniums. So they told me the album will be out  Decembruary 33rd in  2023⁵.  In the mean time we get an album  called " Happy Birthday " . Every song is dedicated  to one of  her friends &  she wishes them a happy bday in it. Tex is playing the piano, while you can hear Mex fucking a random dog in the background in all of the songs. Niko  does some backing vocals. Topanga will have his own song  which is a bonus track which is actually a cover of TNBAR  called  " The Next Best American Litter Box -  Topanga's Hot Tonight ".  The album cover for it will be shot by one of her chickens.
 

When he named LDR 'lasagna del rey' and bodyshamed her? Hmmm

Maybe this is just me, but the three new singles from BB remind me so much of the last 3 tracks of LFL (Heroin, Change, Get Free). They all seem to share aspects of one another, but here are the main things I noticed: 
 
To me, WW has the darker, storytelling vibe of Heroin that slowly builds into almost shouting vocals—both are super confessional as well. As another user pointed out, Text Book’s chorus leans into a similar cadence as Get Free’s, and both songs taper off into mellow notes of ambient noise. 
 
Blue Banisters and Change have (mostly) minimal instrumentation and are lead by cushioned piano notes, but there is some filler “ambience” from the organs and mellotrons, respectively. 
 
If this makes no sense it’s because I had 4 weed edibles & it took me like 20 minutes to write thiswish i was kidding

It was probably Charlie and the MV will feature his ass crack again 

here's the deal
(cause I know you wann talk about)
here's the deal
what I can promise
is we'll stream hard your piano bops
you don't have to delay a thing
just release the goddamn album and leak
ufb,
crazy for you
and morricone
boom like that (2021 remaster) is coming for blood
 
I've sitting in a banister
alone, for so long
I wouldn't know 
what color it is
blue fire, blue weather, blue coffe, I'm better
with headphones
it's strange, but it's true darling
 
I'M GONNA TURN INTO A BLUE BALL
WITH SO MANY DELAYS
SNIPPETS AND TEASING
BLUE BLUE
 
BABY WE'LL GO BOOM LIKE THAT
IF WE WAIT THIS LONG
JUST RELEASE BLUE BANISTERS
AND ANNOUNCE
 
ANOTHER ALBUM
(IN THE SAME DAY)
ANOTHER ALBUM
(OUT SEPTEMBER 11TH)
BOOM LIKE THAT
(2021 REMASTER)

i haven't known peace since the snippetTM 

she's sleeping
 

Today it's been exactly two weeks since we got the new snippet & album cover. Perfect time to give us some news Miss Dana Rel Ley

trying to think of something funny to post here but there really is nothing to talk about... 

So this is what David Attenborough meant by the drying out of [artd]ecosystems 
 
THIS IS SO DRY even my jokes suck 

Jenny jumped into the pool...

She was swimming with Nikki Lane...

 

insiders..i know you owe us nothing, but..if you’re out there..spare a scrap of info? 
 
Something like a lyric acronym to guess on (like with White Dress for the COCC thread) would really give this thread some much-needed momentum  we could probably stretch the acronym for days on this thread
 

where the fuck is boz

“hangin’ out the Hilton hotel window screamin’ hey-yo baby let’s go” is SO lana. such a dreamy little line. i missed that kind of writing from her. 

Listening to blue banisters after knowing she and clay are done makes the song really depressing at first but the ending is just so gorgeous and the light you need at the end of the tunnel,
 
I’m really expecting this to be one of my favourite albums of hers, and that new song has my bank account sweating 

We're not getting it, but I'd love Raise Me Up energy on at least one of the songs on the album  Let the birds fly out of your mouth and the spirits creep in your yard 

I really thought this was going to be our shortest pre-release ever 
 
now we’ve had two fake release dates, a ‘soonish’ release date for a single and a ‘later later/TBD’ date for the album 

i'm looking forward to transitions in this album! she should've had a full transition album for a long time ago, i could see ultraviolence, honeymoon and NFR! having seamless transitions that would really make sense
 

but she contains multitudes 

Well it’s been way too quiet on her part.
I really need / hope for some sort of announcement in the next ten days. Preorder with single would be a dream, if only for the tracklist and a solid release date. Hell, I’d even take a snippet.